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EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

“Henry is that you? It’s been awhile!”

Oh! Hey you! How are you?

“I’ve been good we should catch up sometime”

Oh I don’t think I still have your number. Here write it down for me and put your name next to it so I don’t forget who it goes to

phoneymouse ,

She expects him to pay and will put her drink under his name. Plan fails.

XTornado ,

As long as he hears it and he doesn’t have to take it from whatever the Starbucks guys wrote and understood, as sometimes they don’t quite get the name.

ProceduralDeathLab ,

Delores Mulva?

return2ozma ,
@return2ozma@lemmy.world avatar

Her: “Beth. My name is Beth.”

Her to him: “I never give them my real name, it’s creepy.”

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

Surprise twist: substitute Beth for "Karen" sometimes, just for the lolz:-P

XTornado ,

Well… At least then you can call her Beth in a joke tone… better that hey you girl come.

Seasm0ke ,

https://piped.video/watch?v=3JXUBhpXoKA

RojoSanIchiban ,

Her: “I’ll get us a table, can you order me a large pumpkin spice latte with a shot and double mocha* ? Thanks babe!”

Him: Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

*I have no idea if this is a thing, I never go to starbucks

SwiggitySwole ,

They don’t like it if you call drinks small/medium/large

LemmyFeed ,

Genius!

PunnyName ,

But he won’t be able to spell it.

BolexForSoup ,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

It’s Quemijer, with a “Q.”

johnthedoe ,

It’s Kendra with a Qu

Cryophilia ,

Batista: “got an order for Ts3ivghé? Ts3ivghé?”

Steve: “Yeah that’s probably me”

ratz30 ,

Acting must not be working out for Batista

WinterAir ,

Lol

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