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c0smokram3r , in “It’s sick”
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Get down w the sickness

loaExMachina ,

ooo WA-Ah-AH-AH !

ShinkanTrain , (edited ) in And they don't fold well either

Me with three pillows just for my neck anyway:

Etterra , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Somebody else already tried. Since they stole your thunder, you’ll probably want to do something about that, first. To do that, step one is to acquire a time machine. Any time machine will do, but you’ll be going to the 80s so you’re gonna need to blend in, so I’d suggest one of the phone booth ones or the DeLorean.

BonesOfTheMoon , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Long form article about John Hinckley Jr which is a very good read. nymag.com/…/john-hinckley-is-out-of-the-mental-ho…

conciselyverbose , in Just look at the homophobia in his eyes

heterochromia

In case anyone is wondering.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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Stop spreading misinformation, its homophobia. Its Reagans cat

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Don’t you hate it when you post something that’s obviously a joke, and people are like “ACK-chually…”

ccunning ,

Sadly seems to be one of this subs main functions

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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OK I’m sorry for correcting consicleyverbose’s joke

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Shame on you

conciselyverbose ,

But I didn’t do that.

I just gave the actual term I knew someone was going to ask about.

AVincentInSpace ,

The intent of this comment was not to “um, actually”, it was to inform people who didn’t know the word “heterochromia”

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Actually it was about homeopathy

Iapar ,
TheDarksteel94 ,

As opposed to xenophobia. You know, like HP Lovecraft’s cat?

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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Lost_My_Mind ,

Reagans cat is still alive??? Daaaaaamn, how old is he???

Sam_Bass ,

Basically Bi, so their argument is invalid

RobotZap10000 , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Be sure to send unsolicited pictures of you genitalia! I think that she will enjoy them quite a bit!

irreticent ,
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“Ew. It looks like it stinks.”

Toes , in How do I cite a lemmy comment in MLA format for use in an academic paper?

[email protected]. “Basically everything that gets posted on here is true. No one would post false information on lemmy. Which reminds me of the time I was petting a dog on the moon.” lemmynsfw.com, 2024-07-14, ani.social/post/4722953.

MLA In-Text Citation: (PenisWenisGenius)

Due to the volatile nature of the internet a offline copy may be required with your sources.

Edit: I forget if MLA cares exactly which date format you use. (or if it needs the time in zulu)

problematicPanther , in “It’s sick”
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Siiiiiiiick

grrgyle , in What does it mean??

Me IRL, I love when the clock shows a “special number”

Altomes , in “It’s sick”
clearedtoland , in What does it mean??

3:15 is the one. The spooky one.

IndiBrony , in What does it mean??
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I always see 12:34

grrgyle ,

Me too, usually because I’m on lunch and late getting back to work

mp3 ,
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We use 24h (instead of 12h AM/PM) and I often see 13:37

IndiBrony ,
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1 41w4y5 533 1337 5p34k <3 z0mg h4x0rz ^___^

saltesc ,

The timing of my phone coming off charge in the morning, going to work, then heading home, it’s often at 69%. Almost always within a couple % above or below.

I know when this stops happening and I’m seeing 50s, probably means my battery’s getting near end of life.

Enoblk ,
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I always see 11:34

WeirdGoesPro , in What does it mean??
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Thelemite here. Glad to see us referenced somewhere…anywhere…

A_Union_of_Kobolds ,

You may enjoy this for 5 more minutes, then you have sex magick to get back to.

downdaemon ,
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Magic is stored in the butt

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
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In the butt you say?

jinarched ,
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felixwhynot ,
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TIL

Zos_Kia ,
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93!

WeirdGoesPro ,
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Zos_Kia ,
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FartsWithAnAccent , in I have become all things to all men
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Yeah, can we not resort to political violence? Beat his ass at the voting booth but using bullets to determine leaders is a shitty way to govern.

9tr6gyp3 ,
FartsWithAnAccent , (edited )
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Yeah, well shitty officials still beat an all out civil war in the US. How do you think the far right regard Palestinian lives?

Fades ,

Only one side keeps bringing all the violence

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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That might be generally true but it's not entirely true, a far left extremist shot up a republican ball game a few years ago. Terrorism is terrorism no matter who perpetrates it.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

The voting booth that doesn’t determine the president by popular vote?

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Yeah, that's the one. We need reform but not through the barrel of a rifle.

frostycore ,

Yeah just like in 1776…

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Only an idiot or a maniac would want a war. I hope you never see war.

nifty , in stap
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I am sorry for your bounty of lemons. Please, no longer insist on making lemonade. Instead, for any subsequent lemon provided to you by life, throw it into the garbage and set the garbage on fire. Enjoy a citrusy bonfire

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