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MHanak , in beavers have infiltrated

Hey! Look! I’m famous!

olafurp OP ,

I liked your comment

MsPenguinette , in I have become all things to all men

I don’t want no SS smoke so I’ll shup

MissJinx , in I have become all things to all men
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

crazy people vote 🤷🏻‍♀️

MHanak , in SFW Vaporeon Copypasta

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that’s not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won’t mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

pipows ,
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Nice, thank you. For a moment I thought it was something sexual

RiikkaTheIcePrincess , in “It’s sick”
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

Would’ve been wicked sick if they’d succeeded :D

Too bad about that :-\

wizardbeard ,

Can we please fucking not?

The man deserves to have his wealth dispersed among the needy, and to be put into an isolated care facility while the world quickly forgets about his existence. We don’t need to make his mark on history any larger by making him a martyr.

elbucho ,
@elbucho@lemmy.world avatar

Better a martyr than a president.

thorbot ,

Fucking A’

Katana314 ,

Martyrs martyrize a particular movement. There’s no platform for Trump, it’s literally just the person and whatever he says/feels like/is angry about.

WraithGear ,
@WraithGear@lemmy.world avatar

How’s that wealth dispersal and prison plan going by the way? Not good? To shreds you say? Huh. Oh well.

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

Last I checked rape was on their list of reasons for the death penalty. Makes sense why it is Republicans shooting at him. The justice system failed to put him in the ground where they wanted him

Glytch ,

It’s why you aim for center mass rather than going for the headshot

Got_Bent , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Step 1) Be a woman

Step 2) Reanimate the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan

Step 3) Take violent action against the Brady bunch

Step 4) Profit?

Transporter_Room_3 , in It's a gift
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

When someone tells me I’m being ridiculous for having fun doing [insert thing]

Most recently it was because I was having fun messing with my RC stuff.

Like bitch just because your rc dreams died with that 1:32 scale bulldozer your older brother smashed in a jealous tantrum, doesn’t mean I can’t have fun designing my own 2ft long RC tank. Yes, I DO have fun driving a little box in circles making dirt fly around.

8 times out of 10 if the person complaining actually tries the thing with you, they also have fun.

zipzoopaboop , in Hes alive so this meme is OK right?

There needs to be a period or lime break between “in a cave” and “with a box of scrap”

BarbecueCowboy ,

I know it was a typo, but a lime break does sound great. Maybe a gin rickey?

zipzoopaboop ,

I like the way you think

Thcdenton , in “It’s sick”

One might even say ‘gnar’

sheogorath , in Rate my setup

0.5/10 without the birb. 17/10 with the birb.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling , in Jump!
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Next up: the Supreme Court.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Should be first up.

owatnext , in stap

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Makeshift , in “It’s sick”

What a perfect comment to be interpreted in whichever way someone wants to interpret it.

wizardbeard ,

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krimsonbun , in “It’s sick”
@krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

pretty sick indeed

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