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Disgusted_Tadpole , in [Day 6] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says
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We need a small island on this pizza slice

tintintin , in [Day 6] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

There needs to be a while pineapple on the pizza.

EROLoLICON , in [Day 6] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says
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We need more jpeg

EdherJr , in We must all submit to the unseen orb.

pffft you believe in the orb in the sky? smh

AcortexOT , in ...................

Let the dude post his self indulgent staged selfies in peace. He ain’t hurting anybody.

euphoria OP ,
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harmless doesn't = not funny

fluxion ,

Is that cream cheese on regular toast though? At what point do we say enough is enough?

hangonasecond ,

Hey! Cream cheese on toast is fucking tight. Don’t diss it just because one dude is a little cringe

nueonetwo ,

Yeah it’s good shit. The smoked salmon stuff on whole wheat is great.

Tangent5280 ,

Smoked salmon on sandwich? Does it come as ready to use spreads? Which one do you use? Tell me mooooree

nueonetwo ,

You can buy the Philadelphia cream cheese smoked salmon spread, it’s not the best but it’s ok, you get what you pay for. Otherwise you make your own with your own smoke salmon which I’m sure you can buy from somewhere, I live around a lot of First Nations so fresh salmon is easy to find where I live. You can make it yourself with a smoker or buy premade.

I like putting it on bagels myself but you could throw it on a sandwich by itself or mixed in with some cream cheese.

ramplay ,

The smoked salmon Philadelphia spread…? I love me some salmon, heck even smoked salmon, but that stuff? You can have it all to yourself

nueonetwo ,

It doesn’t beat homemade stuff with real smoke salmon, that’s for sure. I live in BC and get the good stuff from the res, plus my dad’s been smoking his own for my whole life. That being said, I like the Philly stuff for nostalgic reasons, reminds me of childhood yknow.

havokdj ,

BC? Res?

Does BC stand for Bok Cito by chance?

nueonetwo ,

Sorry, BC is British Columbia a Canadian province, res is the colloquial term for a First Nations reserve.

havokdj ,

Thought you were talking about the Choctaw Reservation for a second lol, figured I might have known you IRL.

Here_in_Malaysia ,

I remember this sparked an argument the last time this pic was posted somewhere else. Like, the bread isn’t toasted, it’s butter but the lighting makes it look bright, no it’s cream cheese the lighting is normal, etc. It was the pettiest thing but things for racist real fast.

lowleveldata , in 😷😷🤒

Well stop liking that already! You’re gonna die at this pace

Wild_Mastic ,

You won’t stop me! I will die happy.

Smoogy , in now i am become drunk

“Police dpt started following you”

cheeseblintzes , in Organic, huh?
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Some of you need to find a local farmer and it shows.

GlitchyDigiBun ,
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I’m in nebraska. I can find all the corn you ever could want… Not much else. Got a bitchin’ farmers market though.

MrJameGumb , in no way........
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Why is he calling it “gooning”?

euphoria OP ,
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do not look it up

MrJameGumb ,
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Too late… 😰

Why the fuck can’t people just jerk off and call it a day?

waz ,

I’m just going to say : double ended fleshlight…

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

I just consider it self-love but some people like to humiliate themselves I guess…

Madison420 ,

So… Share with the class.

thebestaquaman ,

So from urbandictionary: Basically edging yourself for an obscene amount of time, in order to “become one with one’s dick, in a meditative, trancelike state” (paraphrasing). The urban dictionary article was actually a quite funny read.

DLSchichtl , in lmfao

PNC?

Konlanx , in those damn libs

That sounds like a good weekend.

gon , in scary
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it’s always albert

Vupperware , in 😷😷🤒
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Nothing wrong with it, but I’m biased

Aceticon , in Shrodinger’s Megamind

A multiverse is something external to any one universe in that multiverse, so even in an infinite number of universes there cannot be one which redefines what’s outside that universe.

The way it was stated is not a paradox, it’s simply logically invalid.

Valid statements would be that in a multiverse there can be one universe where it’s impossible to access the rest of the multiverse or that there can be one universe were the theory of the multiverse was never and will never be thought of.

And then of course, on top of this there is @Carnelian’s even bigger point, which is that it’s perfectly possible to have an infinity of possibilities which are all bound by certain rules. A simple mathematical example: there is an infinite number of decimal numbers in between the integers 0 and 1.

hopelessbyanxiety ,

are u saying that all those who up voted the meme, did it just bc they didn’t understand what they were reading? tbh i didn’t even understand the first sentence you wrote. That means you must be very smart. Not sure if i will up vote u

Buddahriffic ,

Yeah, if there’s a multiverse where all possibilities play out, and if any universe can directly affect another, then there’s an infinite number of universes that do affect or get affected by others and there’s an infinite number of universes that don’t.

Just like time travel with multiple timelines. If you travel back in time, you’re splitting off at least 3 timelines. One is the original where the past remains unchanged and you timetravel, one is the original where the past is the same and you fail to timetravel, and one is the original timeline up to the point that you travel to, at which point it diverges probably very drastically (which makes me think that traveling back in time will be a one way trip because your original timeline won’t be very close to the new one’s future). Though if you can travel back to the future, there will be one version where you never do to pair with the one where you do.

Though I’m not holding my breath on any kind of direct influence between universe and timelines other than maybe something like gravity from one can affect others, and really don’t think that traveling from one to another will be possible. But who knows what is really possible, as advanced as we might be compared to our past, I wouldn’t be surprised if our knowledge is still just a drop out of a whole ocean.

Rodeo ,

A multiverse is made up shit and there’s no set of objective rules about what can and cannot be.

Unless you have some official document of multiverse rules produced by someone who isn’t just making shit up (i.e. Marvel).

Stuka ,
Rodeo ,

Huh well I’ll be. I’m not going to pretend I understand any of that.

But I’m also going to go out on a limb say I doubt anyone here is speaking in terms of quantum mechanics.

Confused_Emus , in those damn libs

And it’ll be rent controlled!

collegefurtrader ,

What a distopia

Buddahriffic ,

Oh no, I think those liberals will want it to be lowers voice affordable to buy, louder again depriving poor landlords of easy almost passive income or even easier but not as high actual passive income if they have enough places to make hiring someone else to do the work viable!

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