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abbadon420 , in Kids and their computers these days.

Imagine having to extend you car with plates at the top, because there is not enough room for you psychotic scribbles. Then leaving a shit ton of white space at the bottom.

YungOnions ,

Probably the computers fault.

Waraugh ,

You can’t write at or below the fuel fill line, are you psychotic?!

Zoidsberg , in Kids and their computers these days.
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

so thats what’s causing it

Etterra ,
Empricorn ,

I knew it. There was a friendly dog at a store yesterday that the owner let me pet, loved people! ❤️ Good day…

Etterra , in A story in two parts

That is some professional-grade passive aggressive advertising lol

PunnyName , in dumbass

That is an insult to a fine young man. You take that back!

robocall OP ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

…are you talking about butthead?

uis ,

Yes

PunnyName ,

Correct. Please do not besmirch Butthead.

bquintb , in Turds of Wisdom
@bquintb@midwest.social avatar

what is this shit?

misterwu , in Crab types

TIL about imitation crab

Death_Equity ,

Don’t try it, crab is actually good.

Psythik ,

Its good by its own merits if you stop pretending that it’s imitation crab and accept it for what it is: surimi. I’ve even seen some brands accepting reality and starting to label it as such. I like it in ramen, fettuccine alfredo, mac and cheese, and even straight out of the fridge with a little bit of melted butter.

That said, crab is still better in those dishes. But for the price, surimi isn’t bad.

ReplicantBatty ,

It goes really good in shrimp ceviche too.

Sam_Bass , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.

Ive had thr, so can concur about those restrictions at least for the first couple years. After that its kinda not too big a thing

Kolanaki , in Horse
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Did you know if you took your intestines and laid them out in a straight line, that you would die?

Sparky ,
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Fun fact: if you stretch a horse so it’s roughly 3 times longer, you get a not so alive horse that’s also 3 times longer than normal.

Aggravationstation , in Turds of Wisdom

Why does it have brown stains on the left?

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Turd stains

Rayspekt , in Kids and their computers these days.

That’s why people still need huge cars. So that you can write all of your nutjob theories on it.

fluckx , in Kids and their computers these days.

Ah yes. Aria 52. I’ve heard so much about it. The actual location of the aliens. Instead of area 52: the tourist attraction

Etterra ,

No no, it’s 62. It’s a conspiracy that’s 10 bigger.

Trashcan , in Most important map

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this brand in Norway… Hennig Olsen and Diplom is have the market cornered for “ice cream on a stick”.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I’m assuming it’s because we don’t think our Norwegian neighbors deserve it.

tyler , in A story in two parts

Think it would have been funnier in the other order

Kingsjack123 , in dumbass

Oblivion character.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling , in TIL the clearest photo ever of the Kuiper belt was taken in 1964.
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I sent this to my astronomy professor

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