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Chickenstalker , in That's rough, buddy.

As we grow older, our circle of friends becomes smaller. This is natural. For most people, their largest number of friends will be at school/college/military due the nature of the environment. Once you leave, your friends will be your co-workers, housemates, neighbours. As you grow older, many of them will die off. Eventually, you will be left alone, save for your spouse and children. Such is life.

CYCLR ,

Wait, where do I claim my spouse and children?

sidekickplayah ,

It’s only available to players that joined pre-2000’s. You just go to your profile under rewards and you should see the marital lootbox. You should also recieve a “#1 Parent” cosmetic.

CYCLR ,

Yup, joined pre 2000’s. I think I have a bug, all I see is “social anxiety” on the list, whatever that means.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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See I was in the bargain spouse bin, but I came with free frogurt so I had that going for me and now my wife is chock full of potassium benzoate

awesome_person , in Receipts for my tagged users.

what’s bro cooking

Chev , in It's early morning! Do you mind?

The joke is probably that he drinks himself some beer. In Austria this can be quiet normal. Nobody bats an eye as long as you don’t do this at work.

Syrc , (edited ) in I hope Warner Bros. marketing is paying attention...

“Furious Men”

Yeah, because bigot women don’t exist, do they

EDIT: Thanks for the 19 downvotes and a total of one person caring to articulate. I love civil discussion.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I don’t know why one implies the other doesn’t exist. The fact is there are a bunch of MRA dudes very pissed off that a movie about a toy they likely never played with dares to be in theaters. And the things they say about it are amusing.

Syrc ,

What I’m saying is, it’s an anonymous site. That person has no way to tell the gender of those reviewers, but they assumed it was men anyway.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I think it’s a fair assumption. I also think it doesn’t really matter since this is Lemmy Shitpost.

Syrc ,

It’s really not. Especially considering how feminists are always (oftentimes rightfully) complaining about gender assumptions, they definitely shouldn’t do that themselves. It wasn’t even necessary, “from furious men” could’ve been removed altogether and the comment would’ve conveyed the same feeling, without the pointless sexism.

Also yes, it’s Lemmy Shitpost and the post fits, I was “complaining” about the original author.

orrk ,

It sort of dose, Women are just as vile at this stuff, and sometimes more so, as men.

Take the calls for death to trans peoples, a lot of that is coming from women, self avowed feminists no less, and we have had a collective blind spot to these people for so long because ironically the Feminist movement fell into reinforcing gender stereotypes

Happyjustbecause , in am ☹️ feeling sad

This disturbed me in ways I was not expecting, well done.

Monologue , in Yum
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i mean… you can always put them back in

And009 ,

Every batch crisped to perfection

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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The problem is that you know the first few batches are likely the best, and every batch afterwards was chasing the high of the first batch. As I typed that, I’m surprised someone hasn’t tried to repeat the recipe and return with results.

xan1242 , in am ☹️ feeling sad
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No joke, she looks kinda like Jeff the Killer.

Moxvallix , in Receipts for my tagged users.
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im so confused, what is this?

wtfeweguys , in It's early morning! Do you mind?

Ok how do I download videos on Lemmy?

Methane_Magnate OP ,

What system are you using?

I can download in Android by right clicking my mouse.

wtfeweguys ,

I’m using Voyager (formerly wefwef) on iOS

Methane_Magnate OP , (edited )

I’m not familiar with your setup, but you may find help at:

lemmy.world/c/apple_enthusiast

There are more Apple oriented communities listed in their sidebar.

And this is the OP upload. files.catbox.moe/44f2zd.mp4

Good luck!

wtfeweguys ,

Thank you for the helpful replies! 🙏

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HardlightCereal , in "Doing work"? Sure, okay. Right.

I don’t think it’s fair of car drivers to complain about incoveniences when they’re already poisoning the air for the sake of convenience. Just take the bus lmao. Ride a bike lol. Don’t complain when you’re already taking the easy way out. Spoiled princesses tbh

carbonprop , in That's rough, buddy.

I found my people.

windowsphoneguy , in spashrek

🥵

FuzzyDoublePumper , in Miiiiiiiiiiiiiist

I had this for Sega Saturn. Near the end of the game one puzzle would generate a screen with a bunch of numbers and letters and crash. I thought it was part of the game until a walkthrough showed I was doing it right but something was broken on my disc. I still loved the game even though I couldn’t progress passed that point.

megsmagik , in That's rough, buddy.

If these are my golden years I can’t imagine what shit is waiting for me in the future

c0mbatbag3l OP ,
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You can always go up?

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