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drunkpostdisaster , in I'm so sorry

This election just keeps on giving

MeatsOfRage , in Meant to be eaten with Fudgie the Whale

I’m out of the loop here

Ioughttamow ,

You need a towel

casmael ,

Real hoopy frood right here

Chocrates ,

It’s a Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference. I have only seen the movie (I think the flower makes an appearance) but I have no idea what it’s about.

wizardbeard ,

It’s a reference to the Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams. It’s a wonderful series of classic british humor against a sci-fi backdrop. I’m most familiar with its incarnation as novels but there is also at least one radio drama, a tezt based adventure game, a tv show, and a movie adaptation of the first book.

In the first book, due to shenanigans with a ship’s “infinite improbability drive”, the main cast attempt to hyperspace jump away from two nukes, and instead manage to spotaneously transform them into a sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. I won’t do the scene justice, so here’s the excerpt:

Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more.

This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.

Ah … ! What’s happening? it thought.

Er, excuse me, who am I?

Hello?

Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?

What do I mean by who am I?

Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach.

Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?

No.

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …

Or is it the wind?

There really is a lot of that now isn’t it?

And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

Sam_Bass , in Thanks to science, men can now locate the clitoris with micrometer accuracy.

Pure speculution

iamdefinitelyoverthirteen ,

If you need a speculum, you’ve already gone too far.

Sam_Bass ,

That assumes that the owner even lets you get that close

bizarroland , in Meant to be eaten with Fudgie the Whale

If we knew why the petunia said that, we would understand a lot more about the universe

FlyingSquid OP ,
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One of my few criticisms of the Hitchhikers’ books is that he explains it eventually.

Assman , in YouTube Survey
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Sign me up for foodborne illness! Which is exactly what I said when I booked my trip to North Korea.

DaGeek247 , in I'm so sorry
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Does anyone have the source image for this particular variant, or is it AI generated?

friendlymessage ,

AI, look at the Torso of the Harris directly behind Donald

DaGeek247 ,
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damn. this looked like a fun video too.

don , in YouTube Survey

What psychopath would dare choose “none of the above”? Like, wtf bro

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in Horror Sign
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sorry

https://i.imgur.com/hXnPabh.mp4

just another friday

dharmacurious , in Meant to be eaten with Fudgie the Whale

I really want to have this cake made for brother’s next birthday or something

Assman , in I'm so sorry
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That’s enough time on planet earth for me

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Meant to be eaten with Fudgie the Whale

Fudgie the Whale is going to be double fudged after I fart on it.

PapaStevesy ,

“Cake farts are my favorite” - iykyk

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,
makuus , in Not a bad guess...

It’s one of those movies that I put on for giggles one boring evening many moons ago, and spent the whole time going “what the fuck?”

AsudoxDev , in Not a bad guess...
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He is accompanied by a well-read, misanthropic, telepathic dog named Blood, who helps him find women to rape, in exchange for which Vic finds food for the dog.

what a great movie.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You seem to think the movie is about moral characters. It’s about people scraping by after World War IV. Yes, IV. Vic and Blood have a mutual survival pact.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I don’t think “women to rape” is precisely covered by the pyramid of needs, so maybe call it mutual interests?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m not going to explain the entire plot of the movie to you, so go ahead and think what you’d like about it.

I think you’ll have some uphill work to do if you want to paint Harlan Ellison as being in favor of rape.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

🥺

Please?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You can read the Wikipedia page since you’re interested. It has a detailed plot summary:

en.wikipedia.org/…/A_Boy_and_His_Dog_(1975_film)

It’s not a movie about heroes or good people or morality or kindness or love or compassion.

Forester ,
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It’s a story about food and friendship. Probably one of the most disturbing endings I’ve ever seen.

Kusimulkku ,

It’s honestly pretty good from what I remember

MewtwoLikesMemes , in I did my best
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What’s with all the “U&Dave” template joke meme images lately…? -_-

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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Just me and my alts.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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Just seems kind of low-effort, even being in a shitpost community. Especially what with you semi-spamming them every few days.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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I’ve posted 2 twice, you might be chronically online mate 😭

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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2 twice is 4 times, bro. And they all have the same exact template. It counts as semi-spam if you ask me. Which you didn’t. But still.

And, yes, I am. It’s the only way I can tolerate working with the public for my job.

Mr_Blott ,

Man there is shitposting like a pro and providing great content. Just look at his profile

Meanwhile you’re bitching about him because of your job?

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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Not really great content though. It’s just a bunch of mid jokes on the same damn template every time. Might as well be a meme assembly line at this point.

It’s shitposting even compared to shitposts.

In any case, I wasn’t even bitching about it. I was expressing a mild annoyance.

EnderMB ,

It was the Edinburgh Fringe Festival recently, which is a huge comedy and arts festival that occurs yearly. If you’re a stand-up fan it’s basically your main event on your calendar. Dave is a TV channel here in the UK that plays a lot of comedy.

One of the coveted awards is Joke of the Fringe, where comedians are judged on their best one-liner. As you can imagine, while it predates social media by many years it’s basically a content gold mine - either from the top list or from those that heard hundreds of new, solid jokes.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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I appreciate you explaining this to me.

eager_eagle , in A horse walks into a trial
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Well, not far off

Pete adopted the stage name “Megan Thee Stallion” after she was called a “stallion” during her adolescence due to her height (5 ft 10 in (178 cm))[7] and “thicc” body frame;[10] voluptuous, statuesque women in the southern United States are sometimes colloquially called “stallions”.[1]

Apytele ,

Can’t find any height comparison photos but her proportions in the photos I do see scaled up to this stated height are positively Amazonian. She looks like she could crush my head with her thighs.

TwoBeeSan ,

Real hot girl shit

NielsBohron ,
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Don’t threaten me with a good time…

Slovene ,

Death by snoo snoo?

fhqwgads ,

Whoever found and cited [10] is doing God’s work lol.

Monstrosity ,
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Oh. I always assumed it was because she is, like, well endowed, or something. Guess that’s a me thing.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Nah that’d be if she was a man, though tbf she does absolutely bring BDE to the show.

PhlubbaDubba ,

TIL Megan Thee Stallion is eye level with me

That’s actually shorter than I expected, IDK why I always expect celebs to be taller than they are in person.

Also the version I saw her give was that she decided on it after some grampa on a stoop type guy started jokingly cat calling her and saying she was “hot” like a stallion, I think it was meant more to be a joke about her being a big personality.

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