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Heavybell , in “Are you sure about that?”
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No, see, he’s just doing it while doing a shoulder-stand on the moon. It’s actually quite impressive.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot , in Germany

I remember when there were two Germanies. Now there’s only one. How long until there’s none at all? We’re running out of Germanies and no one seems to care!

clutchmatic ,

Wait, let me go fetch the Germany fluid. I must have it somewhere…

superkret ,

Halt! Ich kann helfen dir!

startet jerken den Jürgen

alokir ,

The logic checks out. The more you go back in history the more Germanies there were.

mojo , in Help Xi Find His Hair!

I wanna see a mullet as an option. Communism in the front, freedom in the back.

astral_avocado ,
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Lmao

Butters ,
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Party in the front. Party in the back.

ImplyingImplications , in lol

Because the quests are boring. “Deliver this pizza” okay cool. Now I get $5 which isn’t even enough to buy the pizza I just delivered! How am I going to buy a full suit of armor at this rate??

random_character_a ,
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Because everything is pay-to-win.

peetabix , in SuperMega are down! I repeat, SuperMega are down!
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What is this about? I’m out of the loop.

demonsword , in Start your computer programming journey today!
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risky soap drop

Sabata11792 , in [Day 8] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says
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Stick the logo in a mason jar.

utopianfiat OP ,

This one is worse than the blue waffle suggestion

EhList , in Poor good boi
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How was it fooled? It can smell everything inside the box.

LEDZeppelin , in no, david

Where is Denise the menace? And my boys Ed, Edd, and Eddy?

Esjee ,
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It says bald not bad

HexagonSun , (edited ) in Miiiiiiiiiiiiiist

I was way more prepared to waste time being confused by a game back in the day. You occasionally would try stuff for hours. Now if I get stuck 10 mins I start thinking they didn’t play test or design the game well enough haha.

Blackmist ,

And that’s why Boy never shuts the fuck up in GoW Ragnarok.

Player stuck for 30 seconds? Better tell them the answer to keep our completion metrics up…

HexagonSun , (edited )

Yep. And coloured ledges you can grab, sparkling items to collect… I remember in old Monkey Island games there being no way to visually discern what you could or couldn’t interact with, you’d spend so long just trying things to see what worked.

tormeh ,

This particular thing kinda sucks, though. I also hate when there’s a puzzle that goes “you know that interaction that normally doesn’t work? We’ve enabled it here and it’s how you’re supposed to solve this puzzle! Surprise!”

irmoz ,

Moon logic. Puzzles that are hard because they make no damn sense.

“Oh yes, of course I need to combine a fish with a phone book to create a sailboat.”

JTode ,

ALL THE UPVOTES, GET THEM IN HERE NOW

Madison420 ,

FF8 was infuriating about that shit, iirc shit did somewhat glimmer but they had a habit of jamming junk under overhangs you can’t see under and can’t really tell exist unless you try to walk there. You end up spending a significant part of the game walking around all the walls like a psychopath.

HexagonSun , (edited )

Yeah, having stuff being obvious is actually incredibly freeing. Without that I waste so much time checking every part of every room, trying to work out which corridor leads to the objective vs which one might have collectibles.

Knowing I can just play a game, find most stuff, get on with it, and not regret not using a guide is a real gift.

Texas_Hangover ,

That’s what’s wrong with your generation. You want all of the reward, and none of the work.

In MY day, we had to LOOK for shit goddamit.

CoderKat ,

Your comment has a vibe of complaining about that, but I like it for the exact reason you’re replying to. It’s a little overtuned (I’d like a couple of minutes before being given a hint), but I don’t have the patience for getting stuck for long periods of time, especially if it’s because of game limitations (ie, I can think of alternatives, but the game doesn’t let me use the alternatives because that’s not how video games work).

I also really like when games make it clear that I can’t do something right now. Horizon has been great about that, with Aloy remarking that she probably needs some tool or should come back later. I always hated spending 10 minutes trying to get to some obvious treasure, googling it, and being spoiled because the Google result will tell me (in too much detail) that it’s a late game thing.

Blackmist ,

Yeah, that’s sometimes really immersion breaking, but it does save time.

One of the recent Tomb Raider games (“Shadow of the” probably, which was otherwise unremarkable) had separate settings for puzzles, combat and exploration, so you could turn puzzle hints off completely. I still kept the exploration setting though, because it’s a nightmare to find the puzzle parts among all the clutter that modern games throw in. Like a wall full of cogwheels, but only two of them are part of the puzzle and the rest is just scenery.

CoderKat ,

Yeah, that setting was great. I wish more games would have granular difficulty settings.

bentsea ,

I don’t think I’d dislike it if they gave me like 5 to 10 minutes depending on the size of the puzzle and what I’ve done. I definitely hate how fast it is. It’s like, Jesus, give me a minute or being told what do do after it’s already blatantly obvious and you’re trying to figure it out.

AnUnusualRelic ,
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Sometimes it’s like they expect us to take notes while playing the game.

Like I’ve got paper just lying there. What am I, a high schooler?

Heavybell ,
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I feel like Outer Wilds is a good modern-day Myst, sort of anyway.

TheBlue22 , in im dead

I think the proper term is “2 fat bitches”

Diabolo96 ,

The next big hit rap title just dropped.

SubArcticTundra , in But if you close your eyes,
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Only geeks will understand

Tight-laced ,
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Please enlighten me

ExpensiveConstant ,

X is the name of a windowing system used in a lot of Unix-like operating systems

Tight-laced ,
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Thanks! Tried the Google reverse image search to no joy.

FrostyCaveman ,

Yea that’s about as well as Elon’s attempts at SEO will go hahahhaha

Norgur ,
monsterpiece42 ,

Oh, good shout. I have a couple computers with X11 environments on them, and never saw the logo!

rehabdoll ,
Heavybell ,
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It’s like when MS stole the XInput name for themselves, too.

rodneyck , in this got me
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And that class, is how crazy is passed down from generation to generation.

toasteecup , in SuperMega are down! I repeat, SuperMega are down!

Wasn’t this already an established fact with the big hubbub over the guy they hired when working for GameGrumps?

Something about Arin having to have a talk with them and putting the guy up for 3 months?

Yearly1845 , in This bridge has a good win rate

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    To be fair, this is a small minority. These people specifically shouldn’t be trusted with almost anything.

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