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TootSweet , in It's high quality art

Great. Now I have a Kirby song stuck in my head.

kyden ,
@kyden@lemmy.world avatar

Here is a different tune as an escape from Kirby. Relevant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FrNDTqwxxQ

Kalkaline , in It's high quality art
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

It’s all Snoop Dogg, always was

lemmyman ,

Snoop Doggs all the way down

z500 ,
@z500@startrek.website avatar

Snoop Doggs? In my gin and juice?

kyden ,
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Swedneck , in Muahaha!
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

are ice dispensers an actual thing? i have never seen one in real life, people just use ice cube trays…

feels like such a violently petit bourgeois thing, let’s spend a hideous amount of money to avoid pouring a bit of water into a tray…

limelight79 ,

Oh yes, quite popular here in the US. There are two kinds, really - the ones the post is about are in the door, so you don’t even have to open the door to get ice, which you’d think would appeal to people trying to save energy. The other kind make ice and dump it into a tray in the freezer, and you have to open the freezer door or drawer to use it.

We have the latter, and we use enough ice that we keep up with it - it doesn’t fill up and shut off or anything like that. I can use ice cube trays but I prefer my ice maker. In fact when we bought the house, it wasn’t hooked up at all, because the previous owners had a dedicated ice maker in the garage that they used that they took with them. I made the effort to get it working pretty quickly after we moved in.

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Yeah I was amazed by those when I visited the us. They are quite energy inefficient, but feel like decadence.

Then again, I figured the amount was by design. You guys use a lot of ice in everything. Like this big soda cups are at least half full of ice. Where I’m from there’s two to three cubes per glass.

LukeMedia ,

Some fridges have both, the freezer ice cubes are generally bigger in my experience, and I prefer them.

0x2d ,

yeah

I_Fart_Glitter ,

Really rich people have fancy, crystal clear, perfectly cube or sphere shaped ice cubes delivered regularly. www.glaceluxuryice.com/purchase.html

braxy29 ,

wtf

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Truly rich people buy that fancy ice machine they have at the hospital for themselves. That’s the best ice.

It’s also like nine grand for an ice maker. I priced it out one time I really wanted ice.

RampantParanoia2365 ,

I’d need like 8 trays daily without an icemaker. The separate door dispenser is a bit excessive though.

AngryCommieKender ,

I use an excessive amount of ice for my water, and only use 3 to 4 × 14 cube trays a day. Bear in mind that I have a 64oz thermal mug that I use for water, and I fill it 2-3 times a day in the winter, and 3-4 times a day in the summer. I’ve been checked for diabetes and don’t have it, I just sweat excessively. I’m also 6’3"/192cm tall and weigh around 220 to 230 lbs so I need a bit more water than about 92% of the population.

Are you making smoothies or iced coffee? I can’t imagine using 8 trays of ice per day.

RampantParanoia2365 ,

I live with someone who also does that, and also does make ice coffee, and it’s in Arizona. Plus I have this nice insulated bong with a big chamber for ice water…

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

We have an extra bucket for our in freezer ice machine.

ettyblatant ,
@ettyblatant@lemmy.world avatar

Well, to comment on this take, I would like to mention that in America (at least) ice makers in the fridge (either freezer or dispenser in freezer door) have been an unavoidable option when purchasing new appliances for about ~20 years. Even used ones in that timeframe mostly have this feature. Buying fridges over 20yrs old is… not recommended

noxy , in It's high quality art
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Turns out that the pimp is currently in the crib, mother

not_that_guy05 , in Timmy, this is wrong

Wait was Reagan…Timmy before growing up?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

No, these were his later years as president. Or at least how he remembers them.

Kowowow , in Bowl Cut

Bowl cat

ICastFist , in Bowl Cut
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Nice cropp, id

Author @deliberatelyburied on the right

FiskFisk33 , in Magic man

WHAT?!

gibmiser , in Bowl Cut

I once got a bowl cut because I thought it would be funny. I knew I would look stupid. But was not prepared. It only lasted 20 minutes before I cut it.

slurpeesoforion , in Chicken Game

Set us up for failure again, boomer?

iforgotmyinstance , in The unemployment cycle

Normalize lying to employers.

They lie to you all the time so fuck it.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

How many employers even check to see if you went to college unless you got a higher level degree? Maybe a few will ask for transcripts, but it’s rare.

MrLuemasG ,

If they do background checks and you list it on your resume / hiring paperwork, they all do.

I used to work as a team lead on a call center help desk that had literally no requirements to get the job outside of a 10 question “technical interview” that features questions such as “can you name three programs that are a part of the Microsoft office suite” and periodically we would have new hires get fired once their background check returned that they lied about having a degree that they don’t actually have.

I don’t know why they lied - degrees aren’t even requested or required for getting the job, but they did and lying on anything that came up on the background check was an immediate termination

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve had jobs with background checks and they still didn’t care. Maybe in technical fields they do, but I’m in media/marketing/advertising design and production and they have never given a shit.

scottywh , (edited )

In having worked for numerous employers for over 26 years in I.T. I’ve only once ever been asked for my transcript.

candybrie ,

Yes, transcripts are rare. No one really cares what your grades were as long as you get the degree. Checking that you got the degree you claimed you did is not rare. But you don’t have to do anything extra to prove that; it’ll show up in the background check that pretty much every employer runs.

scottywh ,

I’ve had lots of background checks run (most recently today in fact) and have never seen a college degree listed on one.

redcalcium ,

Me: “I’m the best neurosurgeon in the entire southern hemisphere”

Interviewer: “Wow! You’re hired! Welcome aboard. Can you start tomorrow?”

The next day: “Haha bonesaw goes brrrrrrr”

Samsy , in It's high quality art

I was like: okay found all, until the sky hit me

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It was somehow the grass for me

samus12345 , in Chicken Game
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Need an image transcript of this one. Anyone who reads/hears that rather than seeing the image wins.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Image transcript: Chicken.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Ahem, there is also text in the image!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, but if you don’t read the text, you might win!

deepdivedylan , in Muahaha!
@deepdivedylan@lemmy.world avatar

THERE ARE FOUR ICE!!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Five ice

themeatbridge , in Godzilla in a 1930s screwball comedy starring Bette Davis

Oh no! I believed it for one brief, glorious moment, and now my day is ruined.

unreachable ,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar
Lauchs ,

I was so excited. And now need AI to get better so I can make this movie.

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