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force , in SuperMega are down! I repeat, SuperMega are down!

I love the choice of person in the meme

0x4E4F , in SuperMega are down! I repeat, SuperMega are down!
@0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster avatar

Ummm… out of the loop.

MossyFeathers , in This bridge has a good win rate

Considering how close the vehicles are to the bridge height, I wonder how many were inaccurately measured. Like the truck for an example. The driver might have been told that the cargo space was 12ft tall, and so it should have fit just fine. However, in reality the height of the truck is actually 13ft, so a few inches gets taken off the top.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster avatar

The overhight flashing should be enough… at least for me.

MossyFeathers ,

Oh, I didn’t realize that was specifically telling the drivers in the video that they were too tall. I thought it was just a general warning to anyone passing through.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster avatar

No, it actually measures vehicles if they’re short enough to pass. My guess would be a IR receiver-transmitter combo with a simple “flash if tripped” circuit, but still, that is enough to draw the driver’s attention.

danielton ,
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Originally, there was a pair of flashing lights next to a sign that said “Overheight when flashing” that would light up if the sensor was tripped. Then they replaced it with traffic lights that would stop traffic and flash “OVERHEIGHT MUST TURN” like you see here if the sensor was tripped.

Of course, that caused the dumb truck drivers to just floor it and run the red light.

loopedcandle , in ...

I’d buy that product if someone made it.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Flavored lube totally exists

thesprongler ,

But why no ass flavor??

eestileib ,

Yeah I can get a dental dam in cherry, mint, strawberry, banana, blah.

Not a single pussy-flavored dental dam on the market. Big oof.

loopedcandle ,

I prefer to call it “ass seasoning.”

barnsbauer , in this got me

Somehow, I did not see that comment coming. I laughed out loud.

Zehzin , in im dead
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That’s a fantastic pun.

eestileib , in im dead

Those women would be getting concerned friends saying they look dangerously thin in most of the US…

karabiener , in lol

there is nothing outside. it’s just barren desert.

Pinklink ,

Fallout has been my favorite some of my favorite games, didn’t think I’d live irl so soon

ShittyBeatlesFCPres , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

Aliens are allergic to Mexican food, apparently.

eestileib ,

Now plot sightings of the Virgin Mary and Mexico is at the top of the charts.

Psychosis is molded by culture.

dunestorm , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA
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This is my biggest problem with believing anything alien related; how come all of the video evidence is taken on a phone camera from 2001, and the fact basically all sightings happen in the US?

The people making this shit up have to try harder than that!

Hyphlosion ,
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The UK is just as bright on that map.

eestileib ,

Oh, our cultural colony follows in our footsteps?

Quite the shocker from Airstrip One over there.

Calatia ,

There’s a somewhat rational theory that Roswell happened because it was the site of the nuclear bomb testings and aliens “only try to contact civs that are at splitting the atom tech level”.

It has some merit to it, but yeah, look at that map. Hardly convincing when looking at the reported sightings.

ooterness , in apple yeeter

Reminds me of the “Doctors Hate Her” sketch from Loading Ready Run.

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MrGerrit , in This bridge has a good win rate

If my navigation system says this is the way I must travel, I will follow it blindly.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster avatar

I seriously doubt those truck drivers need a navigation system. The mobile home owners, maybe.

tehnoobshow , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

Let me guess, the source for this image is a US/western UFO reporting organization.

0x4E4F , in ...
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now!

capnminus , in Me trying to convince my friends to join Lemmy
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My friends use instagram, the don’t know wtf reddit is lol

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