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zea_64 , in me_irl

That’s just every bisexual person while driving

Holzkohlen , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

I’d stomp it to death. I’d feel bad about it too, but it needs to be done.

FooBarrington ,
crusty , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

That’s either a very small finger or a very large dick

Lesrid ,

For you

eager_eagle , in me_irl
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ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I love me some salsa

tpihkal ,

There’s a cat in the video, it’s worth the click.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Pros need a cat in their car adjustment

crazyminner , in Sleep soundly

I’ve never so readily said “yes please” when looking at something before.

As soon as I saw the image those are the first words that came to mind.

drathvedro , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I don’t want a kill-switch. I want a turbo-button to slice metal sheets with a jet of cum.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

You need a button for that?

If you are experiencing pressure issues just mitigate the issue by adding acids (via special infection cultures in the balls) to the cum, or some abrasive materials (jagged kidney/bladder stones perhaps?).

i_ben_fine ,

is this one of them brandnewsentences?

SaintMark , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Draw how you are feeling. A self portrait of the soul.

andrew_bidlaw OP , (edited )
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Hard to say, hard to draw. It still feels I’m trying to piece myself together.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ebfc4ca0-ca9b-4c77-8215-b3a91673ebc3.jpeg

norimee , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

In the future police warrants for phone tapping will be obsolete, since Alexa is already there listening to your every word.

normalexit ,

The novelty of Alexa wore off so quickly. Once the “maybe I shouldn’t hook a microphone provided by a corporation in my home” thought crossed my mind I got rid of all of them.

tiredofsametab , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

click

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SturgiesYrFase ,
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Followed by 15mins of unsinkable ads

Daxter101 ,

uBlock Origin -Iceberg edition-

Wes4Humanity ,

“you’re subscription will expire in 3 days. Renew now to avoid testicular incineration.”

bfg9k , in Thanks internet!
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misinformation time

Cosmicomical , in Get in the Hilux

Shitpost? This is just unadulterated truth

Diplomjodler3 , in Get in the Hilux

Actually, I’d be happy to keep working if it means that everybody on earth gets a decent standard of living.

madcaesar ,

Absolutely agree. I don’t have any urge to stop working. But 40 h / 5 days a week is too much. Life is too fucking short especially given how productivity has skyrocketed yet wages have barely kept up.

Obligatory fuck Ronald Reagan and the Republican party.

Diplomjodler3 ,

Sure. We can do both. Make sure everybody has a bearable workload and make sure everybody has enough.

LoreleiSankTheShip ,

Everything that needs to be done for society to maintain itself can be done if everyone works 20 hrs a week. The rest is just to allow some other people luxury lifestyles.

MystikIncarnate ,

I’m with you on this.

If we can meet the housing, food, and medical needs of everyone, then that would be sufficient.

Wizard_Pope , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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Do a little rat pirate with a sword

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Wizard_Pope ,
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Yay rat pirate

doodledup , in Get in the Hilux

If it makes you feel better…

rainynight65 , in Loyalty

That pistol appears to be cocked and not locked (safety off). I seriously hope there’s no round chambered.

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