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Imgonnatrythis , in Does anyone know how to cite this in a research paper?

Hmm. Ask a republican, this is right up their alley

photonic_sorcerer ,
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I wonder why that’s so prevalent on the right.

icepuncher69 ,

Cuz they thend to be religious nuts, and that goes hand in hand with being very superstisous.

Isoprenoid , in Does anyone know how to cite this in a research paper?

That’s how the shape of benzene was first theorised.

Here Kekulé spoke of the creation of the theory. He said that he had discovered the ring shape of the benzene molecule after having a reverie or day-dream of a snake biting its own tail (a symbol in ancient cultures known as the ouroboros).

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzene

byroon ,

Not really, a day-dream is not a delusion

iforgotmyinstance , in The unemployment cycle

Normalize lying to employers.

They lie to you all the time so fuck it.

FlyingSquid ,
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How many employers even check to see if you went to college unless you got a higher level degree? Maybe a few will ask for transcripts, but it’s rare.

MrLuemasG ,

If they do background checks and you list it on your resume / hiring paperwork, they all do.

I used to work as a team lead on a call center help desk that had literally no requirements to get the job outside of a 10 question “technical interview” that features questions such as “can you name three programs that are a part of the Microsoft office suite” and periodically we would have new hires get fired once their background check returned that they lied about having a degree that they don’t actually have.

I don’t know why they lied - degrees aren’t even requested or required for getting the job, but they did and lying on anything that came up on the background check was an immediate termination

FlyingSquid ,
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I’ve had jobs with background checks and they still didn’t care. Maybe in technical fields they do, but I’m in media/marketing/advertising design and production and they have never given a shit.

scottywh , (edited )

In having worked for numerous employers for over 26 years in I.T. I’ve only once ever been asked for my transcript.

candybrie ,

Yes, transcripts are rare. No one really cares what your grades were as long as you get the degree. Checking that you got the degree you claimed you did is not rare. But you don’t have to do anything extra to prove that; it’ll show up in the background check that pretty much every employer runs.

scottywh ,

I’ve had lots of background checks run (most recently today in fact) and have never seen a college degree listed on one.

redcalcium ,

Me: “I’m the best neurosurgeon in the entire southern hemisphere”

Interviewer: “Wow! You’re hired! Welcome aboard. Can you start tomorrow?”

The next day: “Haha bonesaw goes brrrrrrr”

serpineslair , in 'Tis the season...

But I thought we were supposed to give out knuckle sandwiches?

ifDogsCouldTalk , in The unemployment cycle

Life is a game unfortunately. Play the game by the rules, win the game.

Ravaja ,

If being saddled with debt AND a shitty low paying job is your condition of winning, then yeah

kiljoy ,

Sadly I think winning in capitalism for the 99% is not starving on the street.

standard_error , in Does anyone know how to cite this in a research paper?

As a personal observation—“observation” vs “delusion” is a matter of perspective.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

The fact that your observation turned out to be a delusion is irrelevant information

RelativeArea0 , in Does anyone know how to cite this in a research paper?

Not a delusion but rather a dream in which August Kekulé found the chemical structure of benzene on his dream

pinkdrunkenelephants , in Does anyone know how to cite this in a research paper?

Well, in your delusion you were kind enough to give Dr. Manhattan some undies, so there’s that.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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We taught him shame

Zeth0s , in Does anyone know how to cite this in a research paper?

Pretend it’s in the “supplementary information”. Nobody reads it, with the exception of phd students

bucho , in Does anyone know how to cite this in a research paper?

MLA format would be something like this:

Maneuver, The Picard. The Delusion. Picard, 2023.

Then, in your paper, to reference it, just write “(Maneuver 2023)”.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Beautiful, lol

Isoprenoid ,

I like IEEE format, in text citations are just square brackets with a number [1]. Trust engineers to be lazy efficient.

Sources:

[1] …ieee.org/…/IEEE-Reference-Guide.pdf

lud ,

I have only known that as the Wikipedia format. But it’s obviously the best format. Straight to the point and easy to write.

Chickenstalker ,

You can’t though, unless said delusion was previously published. You can publish delusions, e.g., in an autobiography, a novel, or even a psychology thesis.

robocall , in They haven't seen the world
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It would be terrifying if sharks had drones and flying submarines for the skies to see land.

three , in The unemployment cycle

i just lie about my degree, works everytime

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Same. They’ve never checked.

Sunrosa , in You had unrestricted access to the internet as a child, didn't you?

Permanent psychological trauma for me yay

Swedneck , in Muahaha!
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are ice dispensers an actual thing? i have never seen one in real life, people just use ice cube trays…

feels like such a violently petit bourgeois thing, let’s spend a hideous amount of money to avoid pouring a bit of water into a tray…

limelight79 ,

Oh yes, quite popular here in the US. There are two kinds, really - the ones the post is about are in the door, so you don’t even have to open the door to get ice, which you’d think would appeal to people trying to save energy. The other kind make ice and dump it into a tray in the freezer, and you have to open the freezer door or drawer to use it.

We have the latter, and we use enough ice that we keep up with it - it doesn’t fill up and shut off or anything like that. I can use ice cube trays but I prefer my ice maker. In fact when we bought the house, it wasn’t hooked up at all, because the previous owners had a dedicated ice maker in the garage that they used that they took with them. I made the effort to get it working pretty quickly after we moved in.

Akasazh ,
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Yeah I was amazed by those when I visited the us. They are quite energy inefficient, but feel like decadence.

Then again, I figured the amount was by design. You guys use a lot of ice in everything. Like this big soda cups are at least half full of ice. Where I’m from there’s two to three cubes per glass.

LukeMedia ,

Some fridges have both, the freezer ice cubes are generally bigger in my experience, and I prefer them.

0x2d ,

yeah

I_Fart_Glitter ,

Really rich people have fancy, crystal clear, perfectly cube or sphere shaped ice cubes delivered regularly. www.glaceluxuryice.com/purchase.html

braxy29 ,

wtf

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Truly rich people buy that fancy ice machine they have at the hospital for themselves. That’s the best ice.

It’s also like nine grand for an ice maker. I priced it out one time I really wanted ice.

RampantParanoia2365 ,

I’d need like 8 trays daily without an icemaker. The separate door dispenser is a bit excessive though.

AngryCommieKender ,

I use an excessive amount of ice for my water, and only use 3 to 4 × 14 cube trays a day. Bear in mind that I have a 64oz thermal mug that I use for water, and I fill it 2-3 times a day in the winter, and 3-4 times a day in the summer. I’ve been checked for diabetes and don’t have it, I just sweat excessively. I’m also 6’3"/192cm tall and weigh around 220 to 230 lbs so I need a bit more water than about 92% of the population.

Are you making smoothies or iced coffee? I can’t imagine using 8 trays of ice per day.

RampantParanoia2365 ,

I live with someone who also does that, and also does make ice coffee, and it’s in Arizona. Plus I have this nice insulated bong with a big chamber for ice water…

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

We have an extra bucket for our in freezer ice machine.

ettyblatant ,
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Well, to comment on this take, I would like to mention that in America (at least) ice makers in the fridge (either freezer or dispenser in freezer door) have been an unavoidable option when purchasing new appliances for about ~20 years. Even used ones in that timeframe mostly have this feature. Buying fridges over 20yrs old is… not recommended

PP_BOY_ , in Does anyone know how to cite this in a research paper?
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Its only a delusion if you’re wrong

WarmSoda ,

“Revelation” was a good way to avoid delusion a couple thousand years ago

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