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kzhe , in love u

The gun is like, what is it called, a guiding line or whatever

Pancakes ,
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I think you’re referring to leading lines! Which was my first thought

BeautifulPain , in no, david

Why are they all bald?

llamapants ,

Cancer

ImplyingImplications ,

😔

Bagel ,

Because it’s the bald alignment chart

Snowpix ,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

In Caillou’s case, it’s because he sucks and his own body doesn’t think he deserves food or hair or love.

CasualWindVane ,

Easier to animate

Ghostface21 , in Help Xi Find His Hair!
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4

collegefurtrader , in Take notes liberals 😎

Stupid take.

mojo ,

His parents literally owned an emerald mine that was ran by child slavery. That’s not a take.

collegefurtrader ,

Ok dummy

mojo ,

dang I got owned 😭

MyFairJulia , in no, david
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Why Arthur and not DW?

Blamemeta ,

Shes not bald

MyFairJulia ,
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Oh… oh, i misread that thing as “bad”

Smoogs , in Hopsital

Same thing happened to my grandma with diabetes. They kept calling it hypochondria.

wolfpack86 ,

Which is insane, given that they could test her blood sugar for pennies in two seconds and still charge her dollars.

It’s not like they need an MRI for that.

missingno , in no, david
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I don't know if Bill Cosby belongs in Good.

dakerDraws ,
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But it’s little Bill Cosby. Would you kill little baby Hitler?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Yes

khajimak , in Help Xi Find His Hair!
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The Xi/Winnie the Pooh shit is so played out/hack at this point

Codo OP ,
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Damn guess I’m never gonna make it as a true meme artist. Oh well, at least you laughed your little ass off from numbers 1-5.

Excrubulent ,
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The fact they were offended at 6 and missed 1 is fascinating.

khajimak ,
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The entire thing sucks lol. Sorry you dipshits are so Reddit pilled you still only have one joke. Instead of saying lol he’s just like hitler lol he doesn’t like it when us dank memers refer to him as a cartoon character, you should share the numerous human rights atrocities he’s commited and call for his public execution

Codo OP ,
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You’re totally right! Lemmyshitpost is the best place to have a serious and nuanced discussion about the atrocities committed by Xi and the CCP. And here I was thinking this was just a place to SHITPOST ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Syrc ,

Streisand effect has to keep going, we don’t make the rules.

BelieveRevolt ,

No, it’s still super funny and we’ve even got a second joke now: SOCIAL CREDIT XD XD

frippa , in it does indeed
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That good of a name is wasted with wind*ws

starman ,
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Maybe this ms paint run on wine? Who knows?

frippa ,
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That would be a lot of effort and tinkering (and may be impossible) for something really dumb considering there’s an easier option, and that’s literally what a Linux user would do!

ryannathans ,

Paint works fine in wine lol

ArchmageAzor ,
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Linux users when somebody can open their browser and go to a website without 36 lines in the terminal, 40 minutes of troubleshooting, and 3 reinstallations of Wine:

VonReposti ,

So what you’re saying is that A) Linux distros doesn’t have web browsers installed by default B) it is impossible to install a web browser with GUI and 3 clicks in Linux C) there exists no Linux binaries for web browsers so you absolutely need to run then in Wine?

Huh, would you look at that. I’ve been using Linux for decades and learn something new about it still…

ArchmageAzor ,
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Smartass detected

Opinion discarded

GBU_28 ,

Baby brain detected

coolin ,

I’m pretty sure that guy is a Linux user and making a joke about the perception of Linux

VonReposti ,

In that case I’ll allow myself the honor of wooshing myself.

To be fair, it reads exactly like some of the things I’ve heard from Linux haters, so kudos to OP for a realistic portrayal.

LukeMedia ,

No, I think they were doing something called a “joke” which you missed. Sorry to say, but you wasted your effort with this comment since you missed it.

Jmr ,

Noooo way?!?!?!

greyscale ,
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Look at this nerd who needs his hand held lmao.

darcy ,
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most linux distros come with a browser, and barely need terminal use (although literally terminals are so easy to use). no normie browser requires troubleshooting for normie activities. wine is not the problem, proprietary software is.

try linux mint, for example. very easy to dual boot, and easy to learn coming from windows. active userbase too

Spudwart ,

How windows users think installing software on Linux works:

Step one: open terminal Step two: cry knowing any application can break my Linux install Step three: neofetch, one last time Step four: clone browser repository. Step five: cry again Step six: change directories Step seven: uncontrollable sobbing Step eight: makepkg Step nine: my desk is covered in tears Step ten: package compiles Step eleven: 😭 Step twelve: time to install the newly compiled package Step thirteen: cautiously approach “Y” key and tremble in fear Step fourteen: hit Y Step fifteen: no turning back Step sixteen: terminal freezes Step seventeen: keyboard in flames Step eighteen: nuclear siren wailing Step nineteen: evacuation Step twenty: turn around and watch as your life turns to ashes. Step twenty-one: promise to never use Linux again. Step twenty-two: install Linux again.

over_clox , in im dead

They prefer the term ‘horizontally challenged’

Gradually_Adjusting , in duality of man
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Why the fuck is every post a .webp

euphoria OP ,
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it's a png bro

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Image downloaded as a webp. Encountered issue on firefox’s mobile app.

ReCursing ,
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I'm using Firefox mobile, works fine here

WhyIDie , (edited )

webp is just a container for the png - you can “save as…” and change it to png, and it should work. changing the file extension from webp to png after downloading also works

it’s also used for more than just this png; most of the time I run into a webp, it usually holds a jpg

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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How do you find out which it is? Trial and error?

WhyIDie , (edited )

should be in the url for the file itself. this post, as an example, if I’m trying to save the thumbnail itself (from desktop browser), it gives me the link, with png hidden before the “format=”:

lemmy.world/…/e560537b-a944-4fd2-a0fe-f4abbad824a…

expanding the image and opening that image in its own tab gives me a url that links directly to the png:

lemmy.world/…/e560537b-a944-4fd2-a0fe-f4abbad824a…

just takes a little looking around the urls 99% of the time. for mobile, I’m of limited help there. and I hope browsers support the container more directly in the future, because I agree that it isn’t as straightforward as it could be. I’ve also been seeing it pop up much more frequently in recent years, but that’s just me

SSUPII ,

Your client is stupid

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Image downloaded as a webp. Encountered issue on firefox’s mobile app.

0x4E4F ,
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It’s converted to webp once uploaded on Lemmy. The BE supports it, but not every Lemmy instance is set up this way (though most are).

programmer_belch ,
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Is it a problem?

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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If you want to download or share it, it is

programmer_belch ,
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At least in jerboa when I download the image it gets saved as PNG. It could be that the web ui shows images as webp by default to make it faster or save resources

ditherwither ,

If you are using a web browser that supports webp, it can potentially improve load times by a lot, as webp is much more space/bandwidth efficient. I’m assuming this is why the instances are auto converting from other formats.

ReCursing ,
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Because webp is a good format

tiredOfFascists ,

Why would they not be?

Patrizsche , in im dead

How will they ever be recognized with those little masks

Spudwart , in im dead

Imperfect Cell writing articles now?

BurnSquirrel , in title

1st is planned murder

2nd is a non planned heat of the moment kind of murder

3rd is you do some criminally wreckless crap and accidentally kill someone

manslaughter is any other kind of accidentally killing someone

kool_newt , in unsafe angles

Does the right wing realize they could cripple humanity by using the angles in green to mean like “I’m a secret racist”. We’d all be walking around like penguins ruled by our arm wielding racist overlords!

Rolando ,

Got some bad news for you: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenelle_(gesture)

hemko ,

Oh boy that was a wild read

Tb0n3 ,

You mean like milk and the circle game?

001100010010 ,
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New Secret Hitler game irl

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