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samus12345 , in Growing Old
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The first time I can remember feeling old was when I was walking home behind a couple of kids and one said to the other in a cautionary tone that there was a “big ol’ guy” (or words to that effect) behind them. I guess I seemed menacing in some way? I was in my early twenties, which means those kids are older now than I was then.

Snowclone ,

I think mine was when I turned 30 and all my health fell apart, and I needed a lot of treatment you hear old people talk about.

Dagwood222 ,

I was about 17. Slapped the awing of a building for no particular reason. Little kid walkign with his Daddy says “That man is tall!”

First time anyone called me a man.

andrew_bidlaw , in sounds like he's fun at the office
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He thought he had this when he started: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microcephaly

TachyonTele ,

It’s probably the most honest thing he’s stated.

RagingRobot , in Growing Old

Oh 27 I’m 27… Oh wait… No!!!

rockerface , in meanwhile in texas it's like rain on your wedding day

Texas is getting an accurate simulation of living in Ukraine right now. Except the hurricanes aren’t targeting civilian infrastructure and children hospitals on purpose

tehfishman , in I'm with Joe Biden

Sir this is a Wendy’s

downpunxx OP ,

"Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!"

reversebananimals , (edited )

In that case let’s go Brandon!

Remember, if you downvote me, then you’re admitting what you just said is bullshit.

Edit and my experiment was correct. Theres plenty of dumb political opinions no one wants to see on here. Thanks for helping me prove my point all

wesker ,
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Edit and my experiment was correct. Theres plenty of dumb political opinions no one wants to see on here. Thanks for helping me prove my point all

I downvoted you because you challenged me to.

Sylaran ,
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Based

LesserAbe ,

Of course you can downvote. Community rules are about whether a post or user will be removed. If you think OP’s post is so bad try to get it downvoted like you are

db2 , in I'm with Joe Biden
Num10ck , in When a grandma discover photoshop.

they could do an angel on one shoulder and a devil girl on the other

Holzkohlen , in Frick!

Are the asexuals at it again?

Noodle07 ,

Asexuals only want one thing and it’s disgusting(ly good)

NoIWontPickAName , in When a grandma discover photoshop.

Do we have an indianpeoplefacebook here?

This feels like that best friend breakup post

glitchdx , in Growing Old

be like me. Can’t become old if you identify as an immortal god to whom age has no meaning.

doesn’t stop my back from hurting through.

thorbot ,

Average Lemmy user mentality

LaunchesKayaks , in Growing Old
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Me remembering I turn 27 in 13 days. 💀

recklessengagement ,

Welcome to the 27 club

cheddar ,
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Don’t you have to die to join the club?

recklessengagement ,

Not sure, I just assumed it had to do with being 27

Obi ,
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Yes, being 27 and dieing, preferably of an overdose or some other sudden causes. The club includes such illustrious members such as Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and Amy Winehouse.

decivex ,

Turn back now!

LaunchesKayaks ,
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Bro how? This ride is out of control.

TheReturnOfPEB ,

Now you are that much closer to 50 than birth!

LaunchesKayaks ,
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When I turned 25, my mom told me I’m a quarter of a century old and that hit me so hard

ianovic69 , (edited )
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Now realise that when you reach 75, on average, you will have been asleep for 25 years.

I have tried to reduce that average but it takes it’s toll.

LaunchesKayaks ,
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Up until recently, I slept absurd amounts of time. Untreated auto-immune disease and a severe vitamin D deficiency will make a gal sleepy lol.

PhlubbaDubba , in Space Alert

Strangely, this reminds me of this manga set in a megalopolis, and when the MC reaches what is assumed to be the roof of the super structure, he meets someone who explains that they aren’t looking at a night sky, but rather at a ceiling that’s far enough away to be difficult for human eyes to discern, how far away is that, coincidentally this gap between the “roof” and the “sky” is about the width of the planet Jupiter.

Guy literally has to use a telescope to be able to track stuff happening on the other side.

NotSafeForWorld ,

This sounds really interesting. Can you share the title please?

apolo399 ,

Commenting to check later.

Philharmonic3 ,

The manga is called Blame! and it is very good! Lots of cool moments like this. Excellent architecture

Riven ,
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It’s a trippy Manga with little dialogue. Highly recommended.

Ponziani , in You won't believe it!

The only thing missing is a random arrow

Nikki , in 🤨🤨🤨
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1984

LodeMike OP ,

The red M&M is watching

gravitas_deficiency , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

Wat

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