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NielsBohron , in Did You Know?
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Technically it’s not really salty tasting, since Epsom salts are magnesium sulfate not sodium chloride, but it could still be considered “salty,” as ionic compounds like magnesium sulfate are a class of compounds collectively called “salts”

I dunno, semantics are a bitch

Blastasaurus ,

Instructions unclear, sprinkled bath salts on my steak dinner.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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Have a nice trip.

Kolanaki ,
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Well the meme doesn’t say taste, it says feels.

moosetwin ,

what does it mean to feel salty

FlyingSquid ,
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Ask any Karen.

Kolanaki ,
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Feels like salt.

Or anger.

Bricktator , in Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)

I don’t understand the soap for men that smells like hunting or leather or Busch Beer.

NatakuNox ,
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“then you just don’t understand me Susan!”

MrSlicer ,

Pine tar soap feels really nice.

Jtn670 ,

They just wanna support Harvick or Chastain

z500 ,
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I don’t know how they got naval diplomacy into a soap bar, but it sure smells nice

CobblerScholar , in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.

Okay now think about the 4ft long gummy snakes

EvilEyedPanda ,

You ever seen tremors?

cRazi_man ,

Dune

DirkMcCallahan , in Be kind, everyone

Well, to be fair, I don’t care what you’re going through; if you run a stop sign and nearly T-bone me, then fuck you.

Plibbert , in I eat my flavor packets *with* the skin, and you can't stop me

See I’m just wondering if you eat the skin before or after boiling. I gotta know the Microplastic efficiency rate here

over_clox OP ,

Who the hell said I boil it?

First I fight a beer, then I eat a beer…

Then I eat my farts and take 'em apart, and go home…

urist , in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.
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It’s weird that the documentary never mentioned the giant worms. Conspiracy?

PipedLinkBot ,

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MaxPow3r11 , in Did You Know?

The more I know

ScrollinMyDayAway , in Did You Know?

And tastier…

meldroc , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

overwatchnsfw?

Now that’s just sad!

GladiusB ,
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Don’t kink shame me

EmoDuck ,

These people are pioneers in 3D animation. I once saw one of them animate a video of D.VA being spit-roasted with nothing but a potato and a box of thumbtacks

Boogeyman4325 ,

For real though. I swear, some of those animations are more detailed and well-animated then anything Pixar could produce.

delicious_tvarog ,

Internet horndogs are undefeated

turtlepower ,

Porn drives technology. VHS beat Betamax because of porn. BluRay beat HDDVD because of porn. The internet is for porn.

Historical_General ,
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Didn’t they induce actual improvements to Blender code so that they could create these animations more easily and without having to use ruinously priced industry software?

ahriboy ,

Rule 34 League of Legends when

Agent641 ,

TF2NSFW is where its at

Orioh , (edited )

L take.

I may be cringe, but I am free

SocialMediaRefugee , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

As Larry David said “the college girls and the wild, the wildness, they’re going wild or something, somebody told me about the wild…”

PipedLinkBot ,

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SocialMediaRefugee ,

Crap, the bots are coming over from reddit too

codemaster ,

Good bot

decadentrebel , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity
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PlantDadManGuy ,

Definitely the greatest monologue in all of film 🤣

TheProtagonist ,

Source (for the younger folks):

piped.video/watch?v=wQL7ugHlFnE

demlet , in Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)

Shark breath deodorant is superior.

Future203 , in Toyoda

Toyoda was the original name before they changed it to Toyota

pHr34kY ,

It actually still is the brand of the machinery they use to manufacture Toyotas.

Prethoryn , in Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)
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I just bought a bathbomb called black rose frome Lush. My girlfriend approved but she wasn’t the one using it.

A bathtub, chocolate, and wine. Guys listen, ladies have it all figured out. Treat yourself.

jeffw , in I start this fall and am nervous of fucking up
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Damn dude, with that much coke, you’ll be fine for at least the first couple days. Fuckin unstoppable!!!

But seriously, you got in. The program has confidence in you.

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