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toynbee , in Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this!

Bshole?

CoolMatt ,

Yeah, you know, his bullshithole

toynbee ,

Fair enough.

AbsoluteChicagoDog , in Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this!

You can say asshole on the Internet

AnxiousOtter ,

You can say it off the internet too.

Staubsaugernasenmann ,

*Bshole

samus12345 , in Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this!
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Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tale is nearly through

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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Had to scroll way too far for a Lemmiwinks reference, especially on Lemmy.

NutWrench , in Toot toot
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Three toots is enemy action.

MrJameGumb , in So it begins...
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You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/96b2fab9-e90c-40bf-88ad-6aec3e514c9c.jpeg

KyuubiNoKitsune ,

As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn’t be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.

KillingAndKindess ,
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Agreed.

But he’s a sack of shit, so I don’t think too many people will think that hard.

rc__buggy ,

It’s gender affirming care

blindbunny ,

While I agreed with this on some level. Men shave their heads and move on with life. Not spend money to pretend to be something they’re not.

ArmoredThirteen ,

And some men get hair transplants and move on with life, shouldn’t affect you at all

rc__buggy ,

Not spend money to pretend to be something they’re not.

lol

kameecoding ,

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  • rc__buggy ,

    I’m sure every man who has ever gotten plugs has looked in the mirror and said, “NOW I’m pretty!”

    Fuck_u_spez_ ,
    HRDS_654 ,

    So demure so mindful.

    whoisearth ,
    @whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

    Not like those other presidents

    Grandwolf319 ,

    The assumption being that some genders don’t have hair?

    Tyfud ,

    Agreed, but the reason this is done to him from my understanding is that he does this sort of ad hominem attack on others and is a bully, generally, so why shouldn’t people point out his superficial flaws as well? Especially when he continually tries to rewrite history that none of this happened because his ego is so fragile?

    If he was a standup billionaire (heh, oxymoron there), people wouldn’t feel like attacking things like this were acceptable.

    But because he’s a gigantic douchenozzle who regularly bullies people for things exactly like this, including his own family, it’s game on.

    hate2bme ,

    And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?

    johannesvanderwhales ,

    I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I’d get hair plugs too.

    Socsa ,

    In this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.

    skvlp , in Perspective

    This is not a glass.

    Track_Shovel OP ,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    Parrot says otherwise

    youtu.be/iKva06hj270

    Kazumara , in Grok do a good

    Funny how that works, so in Musk’s view, the “good things” are thanks to Grok, the “bad things” are thanks to the input data

    Gradually_Adjusting ,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    He’s not even narcissistic in an interesting way

    kjtms , in Grok do a good

    Are there any rumors or claims that he actually is a pedo? I wouldn’t be surprised if he was, but he is a billionaire divorced dad with an ego larger than the moon.

    OttoVonNoob OP ,

    He has an account where he role-plays as a 8 year old. The calling the hero diver a pedophile… The sexual assault cases… Wouldn’t put much passed him…

    gizmodo.com/elon-musk-discusses-strange-twitter-a…

    Zeppo ,
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    It was a 4 year old.

    HowManyNimons ,

    Evidence would be more useful. Then we could put him in jail and be done with him.

    Daxtron2 ,

    Thats funny you think people like him get in trouble for that.

    HowManyNimons ,

    Epstein got dead.

    Daxtron2 ,

    Because he was going to squeal

    RangerJosie , in Welcome all new users and Reddit refugees! [PARTNERED POST]

    I been around a few weeks but im new here on Lemmy.world.

    I was over on sffa.community but today it seems to be gone. Can’t log in, none of the pages load. I don’t know what’s going on.

    judooochp , in Toot toot

    This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.

    CodexArcanum ,

    More of a shart post at best

    tryitout ,

    Thanks to the third toot.

    lugal , in Toot toot

    I love how the last full paragraph shifts the narrative from tooting in general is strange to normalizing 2 toots, but a 3rd one???

    Mammothmothman , in Perspective

    Libre Office: the glass is Feb 1st

    IvanOverdrive ,

    In JavaScript it would be February 2.

    wander1236 ,
    @wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

    In JavaScript it would be “true” for some reason

    MHanak ,

    I am almost sure 1/2 is indeed true

    Edit: in javascript

    Rolive ,

    Also the civilized world.

    HK65 ,

    Some countries use YYYY MM DD which is also sane.

    grue ,

    YYYY-MM-DD is the only sane format.

    datelmd5sum ,

    %s is cool as well in my opinion.

    CanadianCarl ,

    I prefer writing it out as DD MM YYYY, but i like my computer to sort everything by YYYY MM DD.

    Karyoplasma ,

    YYYY-MM-DD is the ISO standard for that exact reason. It sorts chronologically without having to implement a custom comparator, regular string comparison is enough.

    Thebeardedsinglemalt , in Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this!

    One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass, true story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he did it again! Different cat, same results complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to him Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you’re just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too, why don’t you knock it off! And he says to me “Thebeardedsinglemalt, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?”

    My couson was a weird guy

    GrouperGater96 , in Grok do a good

    I mean he puts off the vibes for it. Definitely wouldn’t surprise me if he’s like Trump and Epstein

    ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
    @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

    Wasn’t he on Epstein’s list?

    julianwgs , in Grok do a good

    Sources of those tweets?

    __Lost__ ,

    Twitter.com

    julianwgs ,

    So many tweets are faked as screenshots to spread misinformation. I don’t know if this post is for real or a joke. So please provide links (via the wayback machine).

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