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StrongHorseWeakNeigh , in Get her a publisher

I don’t know if I’d be able to stop laughing for long enough to be mad lmao

Jakdracula , in jd vance
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

He’s a homosectional.

Snailpope , in Get her a publisher

Rex: “couldn’t put it down!” Spot: “Must Read!” Precious: “I really connected with the central theme. So true! Absolutely poetic take on the over squirlification of our neighborhoods. Those squirrels need to go back to where they came from!”

abbiistabbii , in Shiny and chrome
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Only if it blows flames from it’s eyes.

Vertelleus , in I love SVU
@Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dum Dum.

expatriado , in Get her a publisher

short and to the point, my kind of book

davidagain , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

I don’t understand why this is a shitpost? I mean, other than it’s shit, and here it is being posted. Shouldn’t a shitpost have some sort of intelligence or self-awareness or humor or something? I don’t get it.

DesolateMood ,

You’ll find that a lot of posts around here aren’t shitposts

Ilovethebomb ,

This is some absolutely god tier shitposting, taking the piss out of conservatives. I recommend taking a look at their website, it’s amazing.

And also liberals.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Shitposting is just default lemmy community now

It is kinda funny though

Zink ,

Today on Philosophy with Lemmy:

If one attempts to make a shitpost, and does it with poor skill or malicious intent, is it not in fact a shitpost just the same?

davidagain ,

Yours is my favourite of all the answers I got.

Zink ,

I am honored!

davidagain ,

And now you made me snort in public!

Zink ,

My state of mind is reinforced!

davidagain ,

May your upvotes be many, your memes evergreen, your code inspired and your bugs few, easy to find and to fix. May your managers be sane, rational, realistic and fair. And may your preferred team win when you really want them to. Unless they’re playing mine, of course, in which case you’re on your own, buddy.

the_crotch , in This explains much.

It’s so easy to get free guys in Mario 3 that these were kind of pointless. The ones where you could win a hammer bros suit, on the other hand… Those were valuable.

Rolando , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost
Ep1cFac3pa1m OP ,
@Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not a razor.

THIS is a razor.

BreadOven ,

You call that a spoon?

This is a spoon! 🥄

h0rnman ,

I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before…

BreadOven ,
Ilovethebomb ,

What’s funny about that scene, is he hides his actual razor and starts shaving with the blade when he has an audience.

Rolando ,

And that’s why he’s not toxic. He may be a bit of a trickster, but he lets the movie audience in on the joke.

Ilovethebomb ,

Crocodile Dundee was legitimately a brilliant character, the total lack of ego was a brilliant aspect of that.

weremacaque , in Shiny and chrome

This is such a horrible idea that I want to make it for Gaslands.

ikidd , in Stages of grief
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Margarine is fucking gross.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

it’s just solid canola oil and water lmao, do you just eat spoonfuls of it on its own? i mean i guess butter would be better to consume like that but not by much…

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

If you don’t think you taste the difference even just on toast, then you should get your tastebuds checked.

jeena , in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now
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That's a weird scale.

Apytele ,

Completely bizarre scaling choice.

DarkDarkHouse ,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You mean completely amazing scale choice

Rhaedas ,

Such techniques are often used to sell a conclusion with data that doesn't agree. Scaling, cropping, etc. Visuals are very powerful, and people will look at a graph and assume it's correct.

BreadOven ,

Agreed, it’s total bullshit. This sort of stuff should be outlawed.

rem26_art ,
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one glance and you'd assume that the average Indonesian man only comes up to the calf of the average man from The Netherlands

ramble81 ,

I was trying to figure out what was bothering me about it. Basically 1’0” - 5’0” is 1 tick mark part foot and then it’s 1 tick mark per inch. So basically you have a 12:1 ratio for the first 60 inches so it’s not a linear, logarithmic, exponential or any normal type of scale.

takeda ,

Or simply, according to the scale from top of the head to calves is only one foot. Their head is only an inch tall.

danc4498 ,

Their feet starts at the 4 foot 8 inches mark.

Hugh_Jeggs , in Brat summer is dead RIP

Can we have one single fuckin community free from the childish shitslinging of US politics FFS

GladiusB ,
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I mean sure. But this is shit post. There aren’t many boundaries for shit posting.

Donebrach ,
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No.

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  • Hugh_Jeggs ,

    Are you genuinely comparing people’s families dying to a bunch of bickering infants?

    Fuckin hell mate

    OneWomanCreamTeam ,

    The Ukraine comparison was a little gross. But, the US is staring down the barrel of an out right, hitler-worshiping, fascist regime. Lives and rights have already been lost, and I for one don’t want to be here when they start putting people in camps.

    Definitely not the same as having Russia invade your country and murder your family, but don’t act like a lot of lives (in and outside of the US) aren’t hanging in the balance here.

    thorbot ,

    Go gatekeep a community that cares. This is shitpost. All shit is posted in the land of shitpost.

    T00l_shed , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

    Please tell me this is satire.

    ceenote ,

    Not only is it not, its not even the only product marketed this way. Off the top of my head I’ve heard of anti woke coffee, beer, phones, foods… I don’t remember what any of them are called because that’s not a good use of brain space.

    Gullible ,

    What’s woke coffee? Every coffee joint I can think of, diners and artisanal shops excluded, are the union bustingest, republican donatingest, fair weather friends in the world.

    LucasWaffyWaf ,

    Black Rifle coffee, I’m assuming. The American coffee with guns on the cans.

    blindbunny ,

    Kyle rittenhouse’s coffee of choice!

    Asidonhopo ,

    I actually bought a bag of their beans after they publically distanced themselves from him. It wasn’t bad I guess, nothing spectacular. Although I’m giving up coffee slowly, probably wont buy another bag.

    T00l_shed ,

    Caffienated coffee should be woke 😂

    CoffeeJunkie ,

    Starbucks goes pretty left. Shops generally speaking idk i think you’re right…now the roasters, the bean brokers, the plantations…I’ve seen bits of left ideology here & there. The main thing I care about is: can you make a good bean? Does it taste good? There was one bean out of Africa, had all this FairTrade feel-good stuff behind it. Tasted a cup of the brew & I’m like…pack it up, boys. This isn’t even good coffee. ¯(°_o)/¯

    Gullible ,

    Starbucks is the poster boy for saying one thing and doing another. Their marketing and damage control cost less than accepting employee demands.

    CoffeeJunkie ,

    Oh idk about all of that. I don’t go to Char bucks unless I have to. I do know this: holy shit they have some good benefits for their employees. I think they pay well for schooling, and I know for a fact a young man quit his job at a lumberyard to become a Starbucks barista. Why? Among other things, to get good healthcare for his entire fucking family. By being a Starbucks barista!

    …it doesn’t really make sense to me, either, but he did what he had to do & seemed generally happy with the arrangement.

    T00l_shed ,

    I knew it wasn’t. But I was holding out for the tiniest sliver of hope.

    usualsuspect191 ,

    anti woke coffee

    Decaf?

    MonkderVierte ,

    Extra slave labor.

    CoffeeJunkie ,

    Buh dum tssss

    niktemadur ,

    anti-woke coffee made by A.I. on the blockchain

    kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

    I’m gonna make some tooth brushes in two marginally different styles and sell one in rainbow and various LGBT flag patterns for the left and sell the other in camo, thin blue line flag and gun metal grey patterns for the right. Market the hell out of both of them based solely on being ideologically polarized to those each side hates. Milk everyone on both sides of their cash. And when they finally inevitably find out that they’re both produced by the same company, I’ll gamify it, posting weekly sales totals for each line and promising 20% of the profits at the end of the year get donated the a non-profit supported by the winning side. Let them fight each other by paying me. Also, no matter how overwhelming one side was actually winning, my posts would always indicate that it is a really close race, so that if just a few more people bought them, it might make a big difference.

    That’s all bullshit, I’d never do that because I’m not evil. But dozens of Libertarian sociopaths are taking notes right now.

    brbposting ,

    LOL monster

    profitable monster… the most cunning ones are

    Cryophilia ,

    I’d never do that because it sounds like a lot of work and you’d probably just get bought out or run out of business by Colgate or the other big companies.

    Facebones ,

    So, what happened is Harry’s Razors used to run ads on the Daily Wire, then pulled them because… They’re the daily wire, basically. The guy who owns the daily wire took it personally and launched Jeremy’s razors to stick it to em.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    It’s definitely satire, have a look at their ads. It’s just a giant pisstake.

    ryan213 , in Brat summer is dead RIP
    @ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

    Can someone fill me in on this? And that couch fucking one??

    A_Very_Big_Fan ,

    Same. On both counts.

    phdepressed ,

    Some singer called Charli released an album called Brat. And some fans decided it was “Brat girl summer”. Charli subsequently tweeted that Kamala is brat after her candidacy was announced and doing well. Harris’ campaign team changed her banner on Twitter/fb to the same green color as the album for a time after the tweet. Fuck if I know why anyone cared about this.

    Someone faked an excerpt from JD Vances memoir “hillbilly elegy” stating that Vance had admitted to fucking a kleenex box between some couch cushions. For obvious reasons the internet decided that this was very memeable and ran with it.

    DrCake ,

    I now have more questions

    rbesfe ,

    The couch fucking really exploded when the AP put out a fact check saying he “didn’t have sex with a couch”, but then retracted it because they can’t definitively say that he has never, in private, had sex with a couch

    DocMcStuffin ,
    @DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world avatar

    Someone spread the rumor that JD Vance admitted to having coitus with a couch, and the rest was memes.

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