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benignintervention , in Data contamination expert 👌

I wonder how much these models are now learning from spam they were used to generate

THE_MASTERMIND ,

All of them

Kbin_space_program ,

Time to make a lot of wandering dwarf bots on reddit to make variations of various game phrases all over, so the LLM based bots just spout Rock And Stone and This is my favourite store on the Citadel?

Ilovethebomb ,

Thing is, you could use a bot to do nothing but post pop culture references, and it would be indistinguishable from a garden variety Redditor. Reddit is one of the worst places to train an AI.

LordOfTheChia ,

Johnson! Why the hell is your report the most unintelligible thing I’ve read since nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Haha poop knife jolly rancher broken arms blowfly girl.

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

I don’t recognize one of those… I’m not going to say which one, because I’m sure I don’t need to know

BonesOfTheMoon , in Tipping culture npcs

Every time we go to Toronto we go to the same restaurant because they don’t accept tips, they just pay their staff really well. Fantastic restaurant and I love supporting them.

GreatAlbatross ,
@GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk avatar

What’s the restaurant called? The tipping in CA drives me nuts, it would be nice to have a simple option in Toronto to go for!

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Richmond Station. It’s SO good. The food is amazing.

dangblingus ,

That’s how it should be. Tips supplement incomes so restaurant owners can pocket the profits that would have gone to paying their staff better. If all restaurants moved to this model, everyone would be a lot happier.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

And it’s such a great restaurant and makes you feel like you’re helping hospitality be a great industry.

Jennykichu ,
@Jennykichu@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Tips supplement incomes so restaurant owners can pocket the profits that would have gone to paying their staff better.

I hate to defend small restaurant owners because so many of them are complete assholes but they are not exactly Scrooge McDucks dealing with Elon Musk levels of money. Elon Musk could cover the tips of everyone in America.

eestileib ,

I was going to say, most of what restaurant owners do is go broke. It’s a brutal industry.

s_s , (edited )

Most restaurants are chains and owned by a small handful of corporations and mega-franchisees. Their shareholders make a lot of money.

Most small businesses (restaurants or otherwise) go broke because they are undercapitalized or otherwise mismanaged.

It takes money to make money.

And If you want to make the jump from wage earner to small business owner, making higher wages helps a lot.

Higher wages means the next generation of small businesses are more successful. More successful small businesses create more competition and keep prices lower for consumers.

GiddyGap ,

Welcome to nearly every restaurant in Europe.

EnderMB ,

Are you from Europe? This absolutely isn’t the UK, nor is it many of the countries I’ve visited here…

GiddyGap ,

I’ve lived for decades in several European countries, but not the UK. I’ve never paid a tip or been asked to pay a tip or felt like I had to pay a tip.

May be different in the UK.

EnderMB ,

Tipping has been implied pretty much anywhere I’ve eaten in France, the Netherlands, Germany, Spain, and Greece.

GiddyGap ,

I’ve never once experienced that in any of those countries.

EnderMB ,

I was literally in Bergerac a few weeks ago, and a tip of 5-15% was expected practically anywhere I ate - and that’s not exactly a bustling metropolis…

I worry that Lemmy fetishises Europe a bit too much as some bastion of freedom, great pay, or amazing rights.

GiddyGap ,

Well, compared to the US, Europe indeed is a bastion of freedom, great pay, amazing rights, and no least, sanity. I’ve lived for many years in both.

I’ve also never experienced tipping in Europe. You have. I guess we’ve had different experiences.

ECB ,

Are you English speaking by any chance? In Germany I often notice that the waiters act totally differently whenever my American parents are visiting than when I’m just out with friends and speaking German.

With Germans they just show up with the card reader and we pay one by one; often people will ask to round up their bill to the nearest Euro but it’s not expected.

With my parents (or other Americans that have visited me) they often act like American waiters and bring the bill and then kind of hover next to us and wait for us to initiate what we want to do next. I think they’ve learned that most Americans will assume ‘this is the part where we work out how much tip to give’ and the waiters often end up with a (for German standards) gigantic tip. At least this always works with my parents since ‘we feel bad not tipping!’

VaultBoyNewVegas ,

Tipping is totally optional in the UK in my experience. Cafes have a tip jar but it’s up to the customer whether they leave one or not. Same with bars/pubs.

EnderMB ,

Well sure, no one tips in cafes or pubs, but it’s definitely expected in restaurants. Hell, we had the tip machines for contactless payment before the yanks did…

FlashZordon , in Your meal has been delivered
@FlashZordon@lemmy.world avatar

Bro left it in the Twilight Zone

hperrin , in What are these plants called?

That’s called grass. There are also some mushrooms in the grass.

captain_aggravated , in text don't call
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

We really need to go ahead and rip the band-aid off with the telephone network. “Even the small amount of meaning these digits used to have has been lost to time with cell phones and VoIP technology so any user can contact any other user appearing to be any rando with no authentication making the system rife for scams and fuckery and we have no plan to fix it. Participation is as mandatory as we can get without a constitutional amendment.”

Jknaraa ,

They’re not bugs, they’re features.

PopMyCop ,

It’s not quite as mandatory as it can get. The FCC has made rumbles about actually kicking carriers off the networks if they don’t adhere to the shaken/stirred protocols, but never seems to get around to actually doing it.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

I think they mean that a phone number is required for many official things.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah I don’t think it’s actually illegal yet for a citizen to not have a phone number but try to get a job, go to school, pay your bills or be anything other than a wood chopping hermit without one. I’m a hermit but I heat my home with natural gas so I’m all but required to have a phone.

RedAggroBest , in Doing the important work

When someone says their burritos won’t stay shut I immediately know that they don’t know what they’re doing.

phorq ,

I bought a master lock for my burrito, it can be opened with another burrito.

PraiseTheSoup ,

I’ve picked like 10 locks since Christmas. Lpl and McNally have created a menace.

Got_Bent ,

This is the burrito picking lawyer and what I have for you today is delicious!

TotallyNotSpez , in All workers, your attention please. Your attempt to have a decent work/life balance and be treated with dignity in this facility is going to fail. You have eight minutes to get back to the office.

Bajoran workers, your attention please. Your attempt to seize control of this facility is going to fail. You are valuable workers, and we wish you no harm. However, if you do not return control of this unit to your Cardassian supervisors, we will be forced to take action. You have eight minutes to make your decision.

snek OP ,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar
dangblingus ,

This was the moment that everyone realized that Ellen was a massive piece of shit. Like, Dukat? Have you no shame?

Mirshe ,

What do you mean? He saved Bajor. Honestly, they should be building statues of him. /s

blorg , in Just to be preemptive: I know you hate me for this.

Hate to be that guy, but HD resolutions are only up to 1920x1080 pixels. Yoda viewing himself in 4k would instead be a UHD resolution. Still a solid joke though.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What did the 1080p TV say to the 4K TV?:

“UHD?”

UsernameIsTooLon ,

I wonder where naming schemes are going from here. We got HD, FHD, UHD, and now 8k is FUHD (Full Ultra HD). Are we gonna get Super HD? Super HD that is beyond Super HD? Super HD God?

Vinny_93 ,

Wait till you hear about QHD, WQHD, WUXGA… I think VESA has got it covered though.

Sibbo ,

Full Ultra HD? Really? That sounds like a joke. I mean they really didn’t spend any effort on this name, did they?

UsernameIsTooLon ,

Have you seen USBs?

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Usb and display resolutions are in a contest for the shittiest, most confusing, naming convention. So far the displays are slightly ahead. We’ll see if it lasts.

Deebster ,
@Deebster@lemmy.ml avatar

I thought at some point they were calling 720p “HD ready” and reserving “HD” for 1080p. It’s all a bit of a mess, but that’s pretty standard for tech names, as well as the TLAs, ETLAs and DETLAs.

narc0tic_bird ,

I was under the impression it’s called 8K UHD, not FUHD.

MxM111 ,

Can you explain the joke? I don’t get it at all.

5ibelius9insterberg ,

“HD am I”

irish_link ,

Almost every time Yoda talks about himself he says “am I” at the end.

So “green colored, am I” instead of “I am the color green”

HD stands for High Definition. 4K is “Ultra” High Definition.

So Yoda says “HD, am I.”

The cords used to transmit the High Definition picture from a blu-ray player, PlayStation, Xbox, or any other HD device is an HDMI cord. They are required as the old cords can’t transmit the amount of data like an HDMI cord can.

This the pun “HDMI” = “HD, am I”

(Edit) - sorry if this was way more than needed and came off insulting. You asked for an explanation, so I covered all bases instead of just one.

lauha ,

Yes, literally ultra HD

superbirra ,

many choose not to be that guy, next time join us and be ackshually-free :P

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

He’d never take up the whole screen though, if we’re being pedantic. If he takes up 1/4 of the screen then he’s 1080p and thus HD.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Since we’re being pedantic, one could argue that 720p is HD and 1080p is FHD.

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

True. But Yoda’s pretty small so 1/8 of the screen is realistic too.

Pedantry is a fun hobby.

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

If we’re being pedantic, I’m quite sure there’s been a few close-ups of his face in the films.

ozymandias117 ,

To take it to another level - that’s why he’s saying “HDMI” - it’s a question

If he was right, he’d have said “HD, I am”

gaiussabinus , in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Some ones been waiting for this since he was hired

PhlubbaDubba , in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

Are the front curls really such a zoomer thing? I’ve been dealin’ with’em for decades now because Arabic and Irish heritage means my hair is constantly in rebellion against british beauty standards

Godric OP ,

It’s become a zoomer thing. Last Xmas my friend’s little cousin of Polish and Polish heritage was rocking them instead of his usual arrow straight hair.

Viking_Hippie ,

cousin of Polish and Polish heritage

Sure he doesn’t also has some Polish in him? Maybe a bit of Polish too?

GBU_28 ,

Broccoli cut

flicker ,

I imagine, with that heritage, every part of you is in constant rebellion against the British!

Viking_Hippie ,

As well they should be.

DoucheBagMcSwag ,

Fuckin Birds nest

smeg ,

I thought the Meet Me at McDonald’s was just curly on top, shaved back and sides. Dubya in this pic looks like one of those goldfish with the big sticking-out brain.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Article doesn’t explain why they felt the need to ban it?

smeg ,

I see you’re not familiar with the quality journalism of the Metro

Viking_Hippie ,

With a name like Great Yarmouth Charter Academy, I’m guessing it’s just a case of “posh old fashioned British school being posh and old fashioned fuddy-duddies when confronted with anything that departs from their narrow view of propriety” 🤷

Gork , in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

Are they casting Sauron’s rings in that thing? Jeebus.

CheeseNoodle , in IT support work be like

In defense of ‘the computer forgot my password’ guy I’m sure we’ve all experienced the following sequence.

  • Incorrect password
  • Go to change password
  • New password cannot be the same as the old password
MycelialMass ,

Truly maddening

dgbbad ,

**

  • Go to change password
  • They also don’t know the password of the email address the reset email is sent to

*idk how to format

jasondj ,

This struggle is real. Except I forget which email address I used because I use a lot of aliases.

Normally my password manager would handle it but sometimes there’s re-branding and a new domain and the password manager can’t figure it out.

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  • kattenluik ,

    I’m sorry to tell you this so hastily but everyone else is a bot, it is just you and everything you’ve experienced is completely unique to you.

    AdrianTheFrog ,
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    I would interpret ‘the computer forgot my password’ as someone accidentally getting logged out of their password manager

    YoorWeb , in Not noice

    I’m downloading various Linux distros just to seed them.

    0x4E4F OP ,
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    Tell that to the MPA 😂.

    Ghostalmedia ,
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    stoicmaverick ,

    Please stop! My penis can only become so erect!

    rockSlayer , in Northern star gang

    Couldn’t do it, my life would immediately go south

    Empricorn ,

    How would you even know??

    irmoz , in Be careful when you go for a pee

    Idiot shouldn’t have tried overtaking on such a narrow road.

    Kalkaline ,
    @Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

    Probably riding his brakes instead of downshifting on too steep of a grade.

    moistclump ,

    Wonder if that was an intentional overtake or something gone wrong mechanically. I hope everyone’s okay.

    AnUnusualRelic ,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    Those trees certainly aren’t.

    phoneymouse ,

    Yeah I suspect he couldn’t stop, but I imagine it would be better to go left and hit the other truck than over a cliff. Better for him at least.

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