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Godort , in Make new friends today!
sxan ,
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Except those aren’t bees, they’re evil hellspawn flying balls of hatred. Hornets. Or wasps, or something. But not bees. Bees are light and laughter; hornets are a curse from nature that we suffer for killing all the megafauna.

ChillPill ,
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Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.

dogsoahC , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Ain’t I Right by Marty Robbins

AFC1886VCC ,

Releases a total banger with “Big Iron”

Shits the bed with “Ain’t I Right”

No Marty, you were not right

InternetUser2012 , in Kids and their computers these days.

This guy likely has many guns. This guy also votes. This is act of terrorism waiting to happen.

Track_Shovel , in Kids and their computers these days.

He’s right about one thing: some posts on the internet can cause brain cancer.

AFC1886VCC , in Kids and their computers these days.

the computer do bad

Kolanaki , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?
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Radio Gaga by Queen

I had to hear that fucking song, on loop, non stop, for a whole week, when it was used to test the speaker systems on the cruise ship I was working aboard. You could not even escape it in your cabin while you slept. 😬

If I heard it come on in the grocery store while looking at Lean Cuisines, it would put everyone in that store at risk.

Zron ,

I used to work in a mall as a teenager/very young adult.

Our holiday playlist consisted of 4 songs.

One of them of was Mariah Carey’s all I want for Christmas is you.

I heard that song every 12 minutes for 2 months. 8 hours a day, 7 days a week.

It now actives some kind of sleeper agent programming in me. All I want for Christmas is to watch a store burn to the ground around me.

SkyezOpen ,
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psycho_driver , in Kids and their computers these days.

This would look better on a Cybertruck

Kolanaki , in Make new friends today!
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“Release the yellow jackets!”

Hundreds of raincoats fall from above

“WRONG YELLOW JACKETS!”

aeronmelon ,

“KRONK!”

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

“Why do we even HAVE THAT LEVER?!?”

RickTofu , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Any song by Dua Lipa

ThrowawayPermanente , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Most songs by Our Lady Peace. Falsetto should be banned.

unreachable , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.
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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , in Skub

All tested persons with testicles showed traces of skub in their testicular tissue. Skub bioaccumulates and is now everywhere in the environment.

ReplicantBatty ,

There’s microskubs in all the water these days

andrewth09 ,

Yeah but that’s what we want Skub to do. That’s the whole point of using Skub.

Mr_Dr_Oink , in Kids and their computers these days.

Why does this read like english is this persons 2nd language, but look like it was made by someone for whom english is infact their 1st language?

ArmoredThirteen ,

At my high school a noticable number of students could barely read. They got passed through from a combination of parents trying to fire people if their kid is held back and teachers who either didn’t care or couldn’t spend the one on one time to help the kid. There was no functional system in place at my school to help kids who were borderline illiterate

Depending where this is, between that and possible mental health stuff English could be their first language

VirtualOdour ,

It’s tragic because a lot of these people aren’t just missing competent literacy but all the skills required to understand the world around them, and even worse often those ways of understanding have been replaced with religious nonsense by the people that raised them.

Imagine trying to make sense of the world when you think scientists work like preachers and prophets simply saying whatever feels right or suits the moment.

GBU_28 ,

Not making light, but this person’s first language is likely schizophrenia.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

The B/V switch and a couple missing pluralizations make me think Spanish

Rivalarrival , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.

Are these temporary restrictions, or permanent? What happens if I cross my legs?

monkeyslikebananas2 ,

Oh you don’t want to know! It is horrible!

chatokun ,

Your insides will boil out of your eye sockets like a science fair volcano.

Sam_Bass ,

So far nothing with mine after the 2nd year. Some say it takes 5 years get back 90% but i think thats a little pessimistic

klemptor ,
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Was yours a total hip replacement?

Sam_Bass ,

Thats what thr means.

klemptor ,
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Sorry, I must’ve missed where you said that. Haven’t had my wakeup juice yet!

Assman , in Just another overly dramatic post
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I’m happy for them

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