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tias ,

My neighbor cheated with his partner’s sister, and now lives with the sister. The most aggravating part of it is that he has kids with both. Every other week his ex has to come by to drop off her kids at her sister’s house since they share custody. From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.

cyberpunk007 ,

1000010920

Krachsterben ,

Wow, so the kids are half siblings and cousins at the same time. Food for thought

dandroid ,

From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.

I have a genetic half brother in my mom’s side. But since he’s older than me, my biological father adopted him, and he has literally always lived with only us, I just view him simply as my brother. I always have.

My mom has an identical twin. Her twin’s children - my cousins - are genetically just as related to me as my half brother, who I view simply as my brother.

mateomaui ,

Her ex’s new girlfriend.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh god thats unique!

mateomaui ,

We aim to please.

foggy ,

Idk probably her mom. They’re super close, and her mom is in the later stages of life.

That’d fuck things up real bad.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It was her last wish on her deathbed

AdamEatsAss ,

It would have been rude not to

LEDZeppelin ,

Help me step son in law, I’m stuck on my way to the lord

bobs_monkey ,

Hump me across the finish line

Cyclist ,

Are you telling me that porn isn’t real!?

son_named_bort ,

You motherfucker

coaxil ,

Your partners child.

Especially_the_lies ,

Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?

Narrrz ,

satan? when did you join the fediverse?

MidwayTheMagnificent ,

That’s pretty bad, perhaps outshined only by your and your partner’s child

coaxil ,

Well, that was not not an option also :)

Resistentialism ,

Hitler, probably. I feel like that might be quite bad.

MidwayTheMagnificent ,

I always thought that people who liked, um… “cold” partners preferred them fresh or nearly so.

Is there anything left of him except bones?

Ok that’s enough internet for me…

GARlactic ,

I know you’re joking, but I don’t think there’s even bones. The KGB destroyed his remains.

Pinklink ,

And I’m just supposed to take the KGB’s word at face value?

GARlactic ,

Fair

Unsustainable ,
@Unsustainable@lemmy.today avatar

Magic Johnson

Especially_the_lies ,

Wow. A 30 year old AIDS joke? On my Lemmy?

Pinklink ,

Time heals all…never mind…

Hyzerflip ,

The one that we made a sexy time video years ago that I have since forgotten that it was still in on my computer, that she found and it caused a big argument.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Didn’t have to personalise your reply 😭

Hyzerflip ,

You said feel free to mention personal experiences…you didn’t say they had to be MY personal experiences.

bobs_monkey ,

Keeping the highlight reel alive

HonoraryMancunian ,

Hey I know this one

AlligatorBlizzard ,

When both people in a relationship are in the leadership of an organization, it’s a serious problem when one of them cheats with someone else also in the leadership of that organization. A friend of mine was part of an organization where this happened, the drama was terrible.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh my god how can you even stay there after that

AlligatorBlizzard ,

My friend left the group after that for a number of reasons, not least of which was the drama, lol.

massive_bereavement ,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

Was your friend inside an HBO show?

thecrotch ,

Snopes.com or Sonic Youth?

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Neither, but TIL what happened with Snopes.com.

GreatWhiteNope ,

My husband’s ex-wife cheated on him with his brother and best friend. It would be completely terrible to cheat with those people even without that history, but it makes it 10x worse.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That is literally the most disgusting thing i’ve ever heard. Thanks

Summzashi ,

Welcome to the internet

DaPorkchop_ ,

Have a look around

lockewiggins ,

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

redballooon ,

At the same time?

GreatWhiteNope ,

During the same time frame, but not simultaneously.

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

Stalin

keepcarrot ,

Someone else that they trust a lot that they introduced you to to help you out of a jam.

I’ve seen the best friends one a couple of times and it completely destroys the dynamic obviously. One guy isolated himself and spent a year drunk and on /pol/ and the first conversation I had with him after that was about how the holocaust didn’t happen. Idek if cheating happened in that instance or if she just lined up his best friend really quickly.

Everyone new I meet seems to be polyamorous now but I just hear about less relationship drama generally.

astraeus ,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

Feels pretty sad when people have to be polyamorous to avoid relationship drama

notacat ,

I’m pretty sure there’s still relationship drama in polyamorous relationships.

zdrvr ,

Her Grandfather.

gamer ,

Or my grandfather.

Susaga ,
@Susaga@ttrpg.network avatar

Our grandfather?

Narrrz ,

our dead grandfather

AdamEatsAss ,

Is necro-sex cheating? At that point it’s just like a sex toy.

Narrrz ,

is it, though?

is it really just like a sex toy? 🤨

do you have anything you might perhaps like to share with the class?

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Wait now. There’s no pleasure for the other party. Maybe this guys got a point.

gamer ,

You’re telling me that when I hump a chicken breast from the supermarket that that counts as beastiality?! Wokeness has no limits smh.

Narrrz ,

this is the price you pay for living in a society.

keepcarrot ,

chibi-hammer-sickle

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Her sister. They’re close, and it would be devastating to her.

OccamsTeapot ,

Piers Morgan. Sucks to be cheated on, but imagine he was the one your partner preferred. That shit would stay with you for life.

Carighan ,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

Their ex after me, I would suppose. That’d sting.

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