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tias ,

My neighbor cheated with his partner’s sister, and now lives with the sister. The most aggravating part of it is that he has kids with both. Every other week his ex has to come by to drop off her kids at her sister’s house since they share custody. From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.

cyberpunk007 ,

1000010920

Krachsterben ,

Wow, so the kids are half siblings and cousins at the same time. Food for thought

dandroid ,

From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.

I have a genetic half brother in my mom’s side. But since he’s older than me, my biological father adopted him, and he has literally always lived with only us, I just view him simply as my brother. I always have.

My mom has an identical twin. Her twin’s children - my cousins - are genetically just as related to me as my half brother, who I view simply as my brother.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

When both people in a relationship are in the leadership of an organization, it’s a serious problem when one of them cheats with someone else also in the leadership of that organization. A friend of mine was part of an organization where this happened, the drama was terrible.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh my god how can you even stay there after that

AlligatorBlizzard ,

My friend left the group after that for a number of reasons, not least of which was the drama, lol.

massive_bereavement ,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

Was your friend inside an HBO show?

thecrotch ,

Snopes.com or Sonic Youth?

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Neither, but TIL what happened with Snopes.com.

Resistentialism ,

Hitler, probably. I feel like that might be quite bad.

MidwayTheMagnificent ,

I always thought that people who liked, um… “cold” partners preferred them fresh or nearly so.

Is there anything left of him except bones?

Ok that’s enough internet for me…

GARlactic ,

I know you’re joking, but I don’t think there’s even bones. The KGB destroyed his remains.

Pinklink ,

And I’m just supposed to take the KGB’s word at face value?

GARlactic ,

Fair

EnderMB ,

Your partner, disguised as another person.

You cheated, except you didn’t even actually cheat.

GreatWhiteNope ,

My husband’s ex-wife cheated on him with his brother and best friend. It would be completely terrible to cheat with those people even without that history, but it makes it 10x worse.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That is literally the most disgusting thing i’ve ever heard. Thanks

Summzashi ,

Welcome to the internet

DaPorkchop_ ,

Have a look around

lockewiggins ,

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

redballooon ,

At the same time?

GreatWhiteNope ,

During the same time frame, but not simultaneously.

Arystique ,
@Arystique@beehaw.org avatar

Trump.

Harpsist ,

Her friend that’s a bonafied sex addict - who she knows has several STDS at any given time. Who she specifically asked me when we first started hanging out (not even the dating part) to not fuck around with.

phoenixz ,

Your parent(s)

10_0 ,

Your brother who your a conjoined twin with

Astroturfed ,

Family member, or close friend is almost always the answer. Doubles the betrayal as it’s now from two people.

RickyRigatoni ,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

Her family member or yours?

son_named_bort ,

A minor

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Hopefully you didn’t take my recommendation about personal experiences here.

son_named_bort ,

Thankfully I did not

OccamsTeapot ,

Piers Morgan. Sucks to be cheated on, but imagine he was the one your partner preferred. That shit would stay with you for life.

foggy ,

Idk probably her mom. They’re super close, and her mom is in the later stages of life.

That’d fuck things up real bad.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It was her last wish on her deathbed

AdamEatsAss ,

It would have been rude not to

LEDZeppelin ,

Help me step son in law, I’m stuck on my way to the lord

bobs_monkey ,

Hump me across the finish line

Cyclist ,

Are you telling me that porn isn’t real!?

son_named_bort ,

You motherfucker

zdrvr ,

Her Grandfather.

gamer ,

Or my grandfather.

Susaga ,
@Susaga@ttrpg.network avatar

Our grandfather?

Narrrz ,

our dead grandfather

AdamEatsAss ,

Is necro-sex cheating? At that point it’s just like a sex toy.

Narrrz ,

is it, though?

is it really just like a sex toy? 🤨

do you have anything you might perhaps like to share with the class?

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Wait now. There’s no pleasure for the other party. Maybe this guys got a point.

gamer ,

You’re telling me that when I hump a chicken breast from the supermarket that that counts as beastiality?! Wokeness has no limits smh.

Narrrz ,

this is the price you pay for living in a society.

keepcarrot ,

chibi-hammer-sickle

Unsustainable ,
@Unsustainable@lemmy.today avatar

Magic Johnson

Especially_the_lies ,

Wow. A 30 year old AIDS joke? On my Lemmy?

Pinklink ,

Time heals all…never mind…

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