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pH3ra , (edited )
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There’s only one right answer to this question and it’s the one person that will make him/her feel stupid for trusting you, AKA “the friend you told them not to worry about”

Hyzerflip ,

The one that we made a sexy time video years ago that I have since forgotten that it was still in on my computer, that she found and it caused a big argument.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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Didn’t have to personalise your reply 😭

Hyzerflip ,

You said feel free to mention personal experiences…you didn’t say they had to be MY personal experiences.

bobs_monkey ,

Keeping the highlight reel alive

HonoraryMancunian ,

Hey I know this one

LucasWaffyWaf ,

They’d have a hard time believing it if I cheated on them with my partner. It’s so diabolical and unexpected that they’ll never convince anybody I cheated on them with themself!

Bizarroland ,
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Anyone, but also 2x anyone with an incurable std.

lockewiggins ,

I also choose this guys wife

Carighan ,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

Their ex after me, I would suppose. That’d sting.

beteljuice ,

Kim Dot Com

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Her sister. They’re close, and it would be devastating to her.

keepcarrot ,

Someone else that they trust a lot that they introduced you to to help you out of a jam.

I’ve seen the best friends one a couple of times and it completely destroys the dynamic obviously. One guy isolated himself and spent a year drunk and on /pol/ and the first conversation I had with him after that was about how the holocaust didn’t happen. Idek if cheating happened in that instance or if she just lined up his best friend really quickly.

Everyone new I meet seems to be polyamorous now but I just hear about less relationship drama generally.

astraeus ,
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Feels pretty sad when people have to be polyamorous to avoid relationship drama

notacat ,

I’m pretty sure there’s still relationship drama in polyamorous relationships.

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

Stalin

Someonelol ,

Someone who’s already cheating on a partner of their own. The relationship is likely to be a self fulfilling prophecy.

Narrrz ,

I'm torn between partner's family member, partner's best friend, & partner's ex.

Wookie ,
@Wookie@artemis.camp avatar

porque no los 3?

dom ,

Everyone is porquing everyone

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

A know of a woman who cheated on her girlfriend, but then the affair partner and the girl who was cheated on got together. (All parties are gay women)

A friend of a friend tbf, noone I know personally.

Narrrz ,

at that point, why not just be polyamorous 😅

coaxil ,

Your partners child.

Especially_the_lies ,

Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?

Narrrz ,

satan? when did you join the fediverse?

MidwayTheMagnificent ,

That’s pretty bad, perhaps outshined only by your and your partner’s child

coaxil ,

Well, that was not not an option also :)

someguy3 ,

Sibling definitely.

baronvonj ,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

yours or hers?

AdamEatsAss ,

First one then the other

itsyourmom ,
@itsyourmom@artemis.camp avatar

The answer is…. D) all of the above/ and below!

YoBuckStopsHere ,
@YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world avatar

The Pope

TimewornTraveler ,

lol I think my spouse would be more confused than upset

spauldo ,

Time to update Wikipedia’s List of Sexually Active Popes.

If there was ever an article that deserved This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it, it’s this one.

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