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Charlotte_Thomassen ,

Taught her to walk with her hands put behind like an old man www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BOTUuz_t7A

Xanxia ,

Teach her about Poseidon’s Kiss.

XTL ,

Using capitals

CanadaPlus ,

Give her some unconventional career ideas. Non-edgy ones, of course. I think it would be pretty funny if after a visit from an uncle your kid was talking about sailing knots or something or embalming procedures or something.

UpperBroccoli ,

I taught my niece to say “I can’t work like this!”. That was fun!

CentrifugalChicken ,

We got my niece to speak a little Klingon.

RBWells ,

What I like to do with kids that age is cartwheels. One hand, two hands, one foot, two feet.

Good time to introduce them to interesting foods too.

Spitting watermelon seeds really far is also fun.

The macarena.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

If you know how, teach her how to whistle real high using the fingers on top of the tongue. One way is by making an O with the thumb and the index finger, bending/rolling your tongue backwards a bit and pressing your fingers against it.

NotMyOldRedditName ,

Oh look at Mr You can just do it this way or that way.

I STILL CANT WHISTLE ALL YOU WHISLTING ELITISTS!!!

😭

CanadaPlus ,

Me neither. I can buzz my lips to a melody without a needing an actual horn, though.

NotMyOldRedditName ,

Do you play a brass instrument?

CanadaPlus , (edited )

I did for like a decade. I’d still play, but I was never as good as my peers, and that shit’s expensive.

It still took a long time to nail the exact movements down, after I made the sound accidentally a couple times. There’s no resonance to rely on the way you can for low brass, at least.

ininewcrow , (edited )
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Teach her to say “I was born on a pirate ship”

Once she’s able to say it properly, tell her to open her mouth with a finger at each corner and say the phrase again. Get her to shout it out

Then tell her to show her new trick to mom and dad.

gac11 ,

I have had pretty good luck with doing

High five Up high Down low Too slow

My nephew would just let me do it forever, always trying to beat me on the too slow bit.

Churbleyimyam ,

That white cows make milk for white coffee and black cows make milk for black coffee.

tamagotchicowboy ,
@tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net avatar

And strawberry milk comes from red cows.

And009 ,

Where’s my axe

And009 ,

Let me get the axe

WaterWaiver ,

*mooshrooms

MIDItheKID ,

No no no. White cows make milk. Brown cows make chocolate milk.

ace_garp ,
@ace_garp@lemmy.world avatar

The drums.

Or a less chaotic-evil suggestion, that water-drop sound made by flicking your cheek.

Brickhead92 ,

I think the water drop sound with your mouth is more chaotic evil than drums.

wuphysics87 ,

I taught my 18 month year old niece the sound a dinosaur makes. ROOOOOOOAAAR

BodePlotHole ,

www.youtube.com/shorts/G81LihKHXD0?feature=share

fubarx ,

Poker. And proper bluffing.

PlantDadManGuy ,

Low-key one of the worst things I think you can possibly teach a child. I’ve actually considered this with my nieces because it would be fun, but teaching kids how to lie convincingly is just a terrible idea on every possible front.

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