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InputZero ,

If she’s the right age, Teach her The Game. It’s a brain virus game.

Rule number 1 of The Game, you can not think about The Game. When you think about The Game you lose.

Rule number 2, when you think of The Game you have to say that you’ve lost The Game. Ideally loudly and publicly.

Rule number 3, after losing the game you get 30 minutes grace period to stop thinking about it before The Game starts again.

Rule number 4, once you have learned about the game you may either play the game or cheat.

grue ,

https://xkcd.com/391/

Captainvaqina ,

Dangit. It’s been years. You flipping flipper.

NotMyOldRedditName ,

You beat me to it.

Start em young.

Also I lost the game.

WorstCase ,
@WorstCase@lemmy.world avatar

It’s been a while. But now I lost the game again…

0x2d ,

gentoo

pelletbucket OP ,

i decided to let her watch Smackdown with me. we’ll see what she picks up as a surprise for mom & dad

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Oh great, show the niece thinly-veiled gay porn, aye

oessessnex ,

Play chess.

Xtallll ,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Make a fist stick up your pinky, put your mouth next to your thumb puff out your cheeks, and repeat the word “girl”.

Jakdracula ,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Say “on skib a dee” to any young kid. They love it.

Tarball ,

Teach her to take a drink and then smack her lips and say, “ahhh”.

pelletbucket OP ,

I’m not trying to grow an Instagram microcelebrity lol

dessalines ,

Do something that will confuse her parents a ton. Like tell her that every time she wants something, she has to touch her nose three times then say the thing. Demonstrate it a lot to drill it in.

taps nose three times… COOKIES

Hadriscus ,

Juggling ? beginning with two balls is fairly easy and is a slippery gateway to more balls

zakobjoa ,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve thought my niece that policemen go “oink oink” and that pigs go “You have the right to remain silent!”

notfromhere ,

I’ve thought that too.

knightly , (edited )
@knightly@pawb.social avatar

Lockpicking

Using Linux

Media piracy

Feeding the homeless

Wheatpasting / graffiti

Political theory

Shoplifting from corporate chains

First Aid

Legal observation

Black bloc tactics

Guerilla gardening

Spotting plainclothes cops / informants

Dialectical Materialism

Alexstarfire ,

You have a weird sense of humor.

knightly ,
@knightly@pawb.social avatar

I’m a weird sort of person. 😺

Clydesdalecrusher ,

She could configure linux from scratch

OsaErisXero ,

Idk about some of these given the age bracket, but Spot the Fed is fun for the whole family.

Contramuffin ,

Seconding lockpocking. Easy to learn, tactile feedback (very kid friendly!), can absolutely annoy parents. But be careful to teach children not to do anything that’ll seriously get them into trouble

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Dad jokes or anti jokes maybe? Math formulas? A foreign language?

Hello_there ,

End every other sentence with nya

kitnaht ,

A buddy of mine taught his 5 yr old daughter to tell people “One time, at band camp…I stuck a flute in my…” long pause “nose”.

And he gets joy remembering all of the people go wide-eyed waiting for that next word out of her mouth.

DarkDarkHouse ,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Just hope he’s prepared for when she finds out the quote’s origin

rand_alpha19 ,

The Macarena and/or the YMCA dance, it's fun for kids to do over and over but harmless.

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