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JohnDClay , to funny in Apex friend?

Wolves are apex predators. Or were till we turned them into poodles.

MonkderDritte , to funny in Apex friend?

A few weeks ago, i read about people selectively breeding foxes, panthers and cheetas to make them tameable. So much to apex predators.

Trivia: those friendly foxes got a curly tail.

hydroptic OP ,

Ah yeah the Siberian fox experiment is interesting. They found that the tamer foxes had a tendency towards neoteny, ie. basically retaining juvenile features and slower development, and they even lost some of their intelligence too which was interesting. The same has happened with dogs, physically they’re closer to juvenile wolves and generally they’re also less intelligent than wolves.

Didn’t know someone had tried the same with panthers and cheetahs though, that’s pretty surprising. Sounds like a bit of a project to tame panthers of all creatures when even housecats aren’t as domesticated as eg. dogs

MonkderDritte ,

Pretty sure googling that with the panthers was how i got to the siberian fox experiment. Though i have no links, sorry.

rickyrigatoni , to funny in Apex friend?

Me when cheetahs

hydroptic OP ,

This is definitely an apex friend, just look at those ears:

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/30836c3d-4e8f-463c-a02b-51bbbc20b774.webp

threelonmusketeers , to programmerhumor in Management wants to know when the bunny will be ready for production

Rabbits engage in coprophagy to extract more nutrients using their short digestive tracts. Is this analogous to training ML models on AI-generated output?

Emmy , to funny in More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus

Thomas Robert Malthus literally a cleric of Christianity who exposed these morals.

Probably the largest reason economics is completely fucked.

psycho_driver , to funny in More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus

Republican Jesus.

hydroptic OP , (edited )

There’s a conservative chud in these comments who apparently thinks this is exactly what Jesus taught.

Political satire is dead; it’s impossible to satirize conservatives because for any ridiculous joke anyone can come up with, there’ll be N + 1 conservatives out there going “yeah that’s exactly what I believe”

Heavybell , to funny in More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

So I have never actually understood the name of this meme. Why “supply side”? What does that mean?

hydroptic OP ,

It’s from supply-side economics:

Supply-side economics is a macroeconomic theory postulating that economic growth can be most effectively fostered by lowering taxes, decreasing regulation, and allowing free trade.

Heavybell ,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

Ahhh, thank you.

Snowclone ,

Supply and demand are two major parts of capitalist economic theory, Regan implimented economic relief for the supply side of the economy only. Corporations, owners, importers, and resource owners, like oil, gas, food, industries. While totally ignoring demand side, that’s the working class side of the economy, if there isn’t enough money in the demand side of the economy, it will eventually collapse. Which has happened several times, why are we still here and still doing this? Because were not a capitalist economy. We’re a state capitalist economy. Financial institutions fail? Government bail outs, stagnating wages hurting demand? Work tax credit, still not enough money in the market? Deregulate credit lenders, payroll still can’t cover basic living? SNAP program subsidized the cost of living, letting owners continue to stagnate wages while not paying enough to keep the middle class capable of participating in the market.

We’ve been doing this a long time.

The State now controls the economy, almost exclusively helping corporations and the very rich, with no strings attached.

Supply side only economics at work.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’s a caricature Al Franken (who went on to become a Democrat senator) came up with for his book Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them.

You can see some of the original comics here: beliefnet.com/…/the-gospel-of-supply-side-jesus.a…

FartsWithAnAccent , to funny in Apex friend?
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

All of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).

hydroptic OP ,

I am a meat popsicle

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

You're not classified as human?

hydroptic OP ,

Negative

jaybone ,

This is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.

jettrscga ,

This feels generous given the average person, but I see where you’re coming from.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

People can surprise you sometimes, it's one of our superpowers.

Kolanaki , to funny in Apex friend?
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Just think about your human friends.

They’re all apex predators. 😌

hydroptic OP ,

Maybe my friends are, but my potato self is definitely not

jaybone ,

Potatoes are apex root vegetables.

uis ,

They are omnivores. But cats… Cats are.

Duamerthrax ,

Hmmm, so you’re saying I should carry an elephant gun when I hangout with my “friends”?

Imgonnatrythis , to funny in Apex friend?

He’s so excited to be your friend foam bubbles are building up on his mouth!

ThePyroPython , to funny in Apex friend?

Are we back to bears again?

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Back to the question of what’s more fuckable?

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Hello.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

We haven’t left since Conservative Icon Stephen Colbert tried to warn us about their clever infiltration tactics

jaybone ,

Edgy

MacNCheezus , to funny in More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Might want to re-read the Parable of the Talents sometime.

SoupBrick ,

That’s why 60% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck! All they have to do is invest the pennies they have left over! Crazy how a group of people that motherfucking huge aren’t just pulling themselves up by their bootstraps!

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I think the moral of that story is that you should at least make a bare minimum effort in order to justify your existence. The Parable of the Wedding feast has a very similar lean: there, a guy gets thrown out of the wedding (after having been invited for free because the original guests wouldn’t come) because he wouldn’t even dress up for it.

The point is, there ARE examples of Jesus cutting people off because they’re not worth his continued investment in them.

SoupBrick ,

Correct me if I’m wrong, but your point sounds like, “[The god of my religion] does not find your existence is worth enough to help, therefore, the United States Government is not obligated to change a system where 60% of it’s citizens are not financially stable.”

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Correct me if I’m wrong, but your point sounds like “the God of YOUR religion better not be telling the God of MY religion what to do.”

SoupBrick ,

Yes, you are wrong. When it comes to the USA, NO religion should dictate governmental decisions. Whether it is yours or somebody else’s.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Right, which implies that the God of your religion is the state, because that’s who you want to give supreme authority to.

shani66 ,

… No? Are you an idiot? Nothing should have supreme authority

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

How will disputes be settled then?

Shardikprime , (edited )

What?

I just want to point out that in the wedding illustration, that guy who gets thrown out it’s not because he didn’t put an effort dressing

He was thrown out because he he could not have got inside the building without the wedding garment

So he shouldn’t be there

That’s why they thrown him out

Because he was not recognized as being one of the invited AND chosen in any of the 3 rounds of invites that went out , the dude had to go.

The whole deal is basically telling people at the time that each rejected invitation made you part of his enemies, and even then if you tried to pass as if you had been invited and chosen, you’d be found out

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Okay but it still roughly fits the situation in the OP, doesn’t it? He got thrown out because he wasn’t producing the expected result (i.e. being a proper wedding guest).

Shardikprime ,

Nah, it’s because he wasn’t even supposed to be there. He was not chosen

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Okay, then perhaps the guy in the OPs meme wasn’t chosen either

Shardikprime ,

Probably, I don’t understand the meme at all

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

The meme is attempting to caricature Conservative’s idea of Jesus by alleging that the biblical Jesus would never put profit over people. But as the parables I mentioned show, that is in fact inaccurate and thus promotes a liberal caricature of Jesus who feeds people endlessly without ever asking for anything in return.

wieson , (edited )

All guests were given the garment for free.

So maybe he thought his own garment was better than the one provided by the host, which it wasn’t.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

All guests were given the garment for free.

Where does it say that?

wieson ,

You’re right, I must have misremembered that. I totally thought that it was explicitly stated in this parable.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I appreciate your honesty.

Shardikprime ,

I honestly appreciate your appreciation to the other guy’s honesty

hydroptic OP ,

yeah remember when Jesus said “if I were to feed you, it would disincentivize you from finding a job and just enable your laziness. Use your god-given talents to feed yourself you moocher” and then gave all the fish and bread to the rich?

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Use your god-given talents to feed yourself you moocher" and then gave all the fish and bread to the rich?

That’s literally what the Parable of the Talents is about. Matthew 25:14-30 if you are having trouble finding it.

hydroptic OP ,

It’s almost like I worded the end exactly like that because I know that’s LiTeRaLlY what it says you utter cabbage. I was just parodying your Supply Side Jesus concept further; it’s not like that was the central message that Jesus had, except in conservative readings of course

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Supply Side Jesus isn’t MY concept, in fact, it was Al Franken (yes, the senator) who came up with it.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Lies_and_the_Lying_Liars_Who_T…

beliefnet.com/…/the-gospel-of-supply-side-jesus.a…

Now Franken of course is a Jew, so it’s easy to see why he might have a bone to pick with Christianity.

hydroptic OP , (edited )

Supply Side Jesus isn’t MY concept, in fact, it was Al Franken (yes, the senator) who came up with it.

No shit? And yes, that was sarcasm – just so you don’t take that literally as well.

Now Franken of course is a Jew, so it’s easy to see why he might have a bone to pick with Christianity.

That’s certainly a take.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That’s certainly a take.

I mean, I hope I’m not saying anything too controversial here, but I think it’s pretty well understood that one of the major theological differences between Christians and Jews is how they feel about Jesus.

Illuminostro ,

Hitler died like the pussy he was.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Godwin’s Law strikes again

emogu ,

Wow this Jesus guy is starting to sound like kind of a dick

In all seriousness, respect for showing up with the receipts. I don’t put much stock in the book myself, but I learned a bit more about it today.

state_electrician ,

Matthew 25:14-30

Are you seriously taking something that is called a “parable” literally? Do you need help in understanding what a parable is? The whole thing is not even about money, but about god (the master) and his stewards who shall work on spreading the gospel while Jesus is gone. Those who spread the word of god shall be rewarded and those who are resentful of god will be punished. It has nothing to do with that capitalist shit people like you interpret into it.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Okay, but that’s exactly what’s happening in the OP’s picture, isn’t it?

I mean, without any context we are left to assume what “lack of results” means but if all he did was eat and made no effort to spread the gospel, then he’s basically the wicked servant in that parable, no?

Shardikprime ,

It has not to do with resentment at all

It is about carrying their responsibilities to his kingdom with diligence

The talents, a thing of Great value then, represent the mandate to go about preaching and making disciples

Each of the receivers were expected to carry out their duties using the talents diligently, that is, doing said preaching/ disciples work

That one who worked against his master interest by hiding that talent, showed bad faith and a bad spirit and is to be a warning on the need to remain diligent in multiplying that talent, basically exhorting them to do “business” with it to increase it (that is, to keep on preaching and making disciples)

It’s not about resentment

Anticorp ,

No.

Estiar , (edited )

I did, and though we can expect those with a talent to be profitable, what about those with a tenth of one?

Let’s put that parable in modern terms. One day a hedge fund manager decided to leave the country for a while to his other home overseas. He went and told His workers to go and be profitable with the money. And so he gave one a million dollars , another 100, 000, and another $50,000.

The one with a million dollars, invested his money and time into making a new business. He managed to turn that $1 million into $2.3 million. The one with 100,000 managed to make $170,000 with shrewd investing. But the man with $50,000 sat on it and didn’t do anything. He put it in a savings account and left it there.

The hedge fund manager came back, and saw how successful the other managers were. And he asked the one with 10k "Why didn’t you do anything with what I gave you?

The one with the 50 k said “I didn’t want to lose any of the money.”

The manager rebuked him though because he could have at least taken 1 year bonds and beat interest.

It’s a parable about using what God gave you. God gives us gifts to bring in profits. Not in money, as that’s not what God really needs, but in faith. You could live for a while with 50k even. But there are people who live paycheck to paycheck who don’t have that 1 talent of silver in the first place. They’re paid 800 dollars bi-weekly. Rent is 800 dollars. Good luck living with 800 left for everything else. And you still call them lazy

What does Jesus say about people with money? Two things stick out to me. The first one are the Rich donors to the the synagogue, and the poor woman who gives a quarter of her wealth to it. Jesus remarks that the woman gave more than those Rich donors ever will. The other is about a rich man who seeks to enter the kingdom of God and ask Jesus how to do this. Jesus tells him that he must give all his money to the poor. The man was disappointed because he had a lot of wealth.

What boggles my mind as a Christian is that we idolize Rich people and shame poor people. When in fact The most pious people I know, are poor

Prosperity Gospel is a scourge and a poor excuse to claim that God is on the side of the rich.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Thanks for your response, but I don’t think I was promoting prosperity gospel? I understand that this parable is a favorite of theirs, but as you correct pointed out, there’s more to Jesus than that, and the point of the parable is by no means to rag on poor people, but on people who make poor decisions.

My understanding is that if someone has little talent but still makes the most of it, that person is still more welcome in the Kingdom of Heaven than someone who has a lot but makes little use of it. In other words, if it was the servant who received the most money who ended up burying it and making no profit, it would have been him who would be cast out instead. See also the Parable of the Wedding Feast, where everyone receives exactly the same (an invitation to the king’s wedding), but one person shows up without the proper clothes on.

Estiar ,

but on people who make poor decisions.

What types of poor decisions? Decisions in faith? Family? Finance? Fitness? From the top level comment of the comment thread I read it as finance as that’s the thing related to food in the original post. I read this story as our stewardship of things God gives us. (Everything from the work of our hands to our minds to our relationships to wealth) He who is given much should use them and not keep them hidden away for later

little talent

Talent refers to money in the literal sense (Or more accurately a weight for metals which could be traded as money) It is a large amount of money.

The parable of the wedding feast is about people neglecting their faith and still expecting to be a part of the Kingdom of God. It’s not about how much money they have, but instead if they actually practice their faith. If you know the scriptures, but say you’ll be righteous later, then you’re that person who isn’t clothed for the feast. We are called to keep our faith and grow faith in others with the gifts that God gives us.

Supply Side Jesus on the other hand tells us that it’s not worth investing our time and resources into people who are poor, and that instead the rich will lead us to have an efficient church. That is fundamentally backwards to Christianity, as it is the poor, the hurt and the suffering who need it the most. There’s a reason why some churches put the Beatitudes in their liturgy. But at the same time, this is how our welfare system is run. To get the freeloaders off

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

What types of poor decisions?

Poor decisions with regard to the use of their natural (i.e. God-given) talents. Nobody is ever going to make perfect decisions in all areas of their lives, and that’s not what Jesus requires, either. After all, the whole point of people having different talents is for them to work to together so they can complement each other’s abilities.

From the top level comment of the comment thread I read it as finance as that’s the thing related to food in the original post.

My point was merely to show that the biblical Jesus does in fact stop investing in people because he’s not seeing any results from them. It’s not really my fault if you’re reading in things about shareholder value or whatever, is it?

Supply Side Jesus on the other hand tells us that it’s not worth investing our time and resources into people who are poor, and that instead the rich will lead us to have an efficient church.

Yes, but remember that Supply Side Jesus is a caricature, and it’s created by exaggerating certain aspects of Jesus and diminishing others. But so is socialist Jesus, who only heals and feeds people for free and never asks for anything in return.

That is fundamentally backwards to Christianity, as it is the poor, the hurt and the suffering who need it the most.

I agree, and there are plenty of exhortations on that in the Gospel where Jesus reminds people to use their riches to take care of the poor among them. But he does not let the poor off the hook either, like in the story you mentioned earlier with the poor woman giving what little she has being more righteous than the rich man who donates very little. Meanwhile, proponents of socialist Jesus seem to think they should only ever receive blessings and not be asked to give anything back. They are like the guy in the Parable of the Unforgiving Servant, who had his debt forgiven by his master and then beat up his fellow man for owing him a fraction of that.

The long and short of it is that in order for the whole Jesus thing to work, you cannot just sit around all day and wait to be fed. You do at least have to make an effort to contribute something, however little it might me, otherwise you’re wasting your talents.

Speculater , to funny in More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus
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I hate when the far right says, “Who’s gonna pay for it?!” Referring to any program that would help the poor or needy… What would Jesus do? Asshole.

Murdoc ,

There’s a bill in the Canadian senate right now for UBI, and yeah, this is what the conservatives are saying.

For anyone interested in the bill: https://www.ubiworks.ca/guaranteed-livable-basic-income

therealjcdenton ,

Jesus would make a dupping glitch with food

Coasting0942 ,

We already see what happens with you duplicate glitch books/knowledge/art

frezik ,

Jesus would make sure they are tested for drugs before curing their leprosy.

Hadriscus ,

how do we know they don’t want to stay leprous ?

Imgonnatrythis ,

Magic?

Anticorp ,

Good answer, and maybe. But you can be sure the magic would help, and even without magic he would help.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Did Jesus ever teach anyone to fish? I remember the story where he just gave people fish. 🤔

So it seems Jesus is only good with feeding people for a day, instead of the rest of their lives. 😌

Hadriscus ,

we need 365 Jesuses

theneverfox ,

Yes, the magic of an impromptu potluck

Literally the whole point of this “miracle” was to show how if everyone pools resources, there’s more than enough to go around

But that didn’t fit the message the Romans were going for, so they magic’d it up

Shardikprime ,

The only food mentioned is the little kid fishes and bread. If it were more, pretty sure they’d mention it as well.

The whole point was that they were far away from the nearest place to buy food and money for feeding about 15k people would exceed even a yearly salary

Literally there was not enough food in the whole group for a “potluck”

theneverfox ,

Jesus made a speech, they passed around the baskets his group had for the meal, and suddenly they more than enough

Do you think they had grocery stores? That they catered events? That they even had a salary, and carried money instead of food?

I don’t even know where all these numbers and money focus are coming from, but they weren’t in the text

Everyone shared their lunch… That was the whole thing. They shared the food they were initially unwilling to share, and when everyone was full (including those who came with nothing) they had baskets of leftovers

Anticorp ,

What would Jesus do? Asshole.

This is going to be my go-to response from now on.

Imgonnatrythis ,

WWJD.A

SuddenDownpour ,

When they’re asking genuinely, I don’t mind giving a genuine reply. But when it becomes clear they’re doing the online equivalent of filibustering? “You, you specifically are going to pay for it, and I hope it makes you go bankrupt.”

Passerby6497 ,

when the far right says, “Who’s gonna pay for it?!”

It’s funny, the obvious answer is “rich people who have magnitudes more money”, but plenty of poor stupid people respond “BuT tHeY aLrEaDy PaY mOrE” as if someone with 100000x as much money as you should get off paying maybe pays 100 or 1000x when you’re paying 25% and they’re paying 5 or 10% of take home.

goferking0 , to funny in Maybe we could convince other billionaires to join him on the trip?

How about getting them all on a rocket that just misses so they don’t end up ruining mars

hydroptic OP ,

Would probably take less delta-v too to just launch them out of the solar system

goferking0 ,

Idk. Would depend on when it’s launched to make sure nothing pulls them in before they are out. Although probably fine once past the asteroid belt

Kanda , to funny in Maybe we could convince other billionaires to join him on the trip?

A guillotine should be cheaper

zbyte64 ,

I feel like this is an engineering challenge. I would say send it as compost to grow food on mars, but he’s not worth of the honor.

Crikeste ,

And pollute much less.

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