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njm1314 , to funny in More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus

Sorry, feeding you might make more money for the shareholders 2 years from now but not feeding you makes money for the shareholders today.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

I won’t even be working here in 2 years, the second that bonus hits my bank account I’m taking the CEO role at a startup religion

Coasting0942 , to funny in More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus

This is heresy.

He would explain that the baker and fishermen had an inviolable right that their craftsmanship not be replicated without their permission.

MajorHavoc ,

Yeah. You wouldn’t download some kid’s lunch of bread and fish!

NiPfi , to programmerhumor in Management wants to know when the bunny will be ready for production

I’ve always thought of ML-based logic as fuzzy as the outcome is somewhat uncertain

hydroptic OP ,

Not all that cute though

FenrirIII ,
@FenrirIII@lemmy.world avatar

I always think of AI like a schizophrenic genius because it suffers from hallucinations and can be both genius and insanity

s12 , to programmerhumor in Management wants to know when the bunny will be ready for production

A machine learning algorithm can be a cute fuzzy baby to depending on the pic you assign as their icon.

jaybone , to programmerhumor in Management wants to know when the bunny will be ready for production

Yeah but how many k-folds before it shits itself?

Rolando , to programmerhumor in Management wants to know when the bunny will be ready for production

“Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat a machine learning algorithm.” - traditional Native American saying.

xavier666 ,

They were really ahead of their time

Reddfugee42 ,

So wise

glimse , to programmerhumor in Management wants to know when the bunny will be ready for production

Bunnies are really easy to train

Bytemeister ,

My bunnies disagree with you.

glimse ,

I’ve had 3 and they were all as trainable as a cat. Ran to me when I called their names, used the litter box, and knew the command “periscope”

One of them knew “spin” and “kisses,” too

Bytemeister ,

That’s fricken adorable. I have 3 right now and they ignore about 12 different commands.

glimse , (edited )

Not to say I didn’t like the others but I ADORED the one that knew commands. They were all rescues but the other two were neglected and had health problems so it took awhile for them to warm up to me and they didn’t live as long. The very trained one was with me for 12 years and followed me everywhere. She’d come running when I got home from work to meet me at the door, too.

[Edited a bunch of typos. Was I asleep when I wrote this??]

Bytemeister ,

That’s sweet. I’ve got 2 farm rescues that I “acquired” in a marriage, and 1 shelter rescue. Poor shelter bun had been there for 2 years.

Unfortunately, I can’t free-roam the bunnies. I’m actually allergic to them, so they have to be contained in a room to reduce dander in the house, but they have big x-pens instead of cages, and we let them out one at a time for about a half hour each night.

glimse ,

I don’t mean this condescendingly, but maybe that’s why they’re harder to train! Mine were completely free range except for one room they weren’t in alone and another they were never allowed in (didn’t want to rabbit proof)

Here’s two of em. The white one was my darling. She was the lop’s protector because he was a sick little guy

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/70031390-2387-48ca-9356-c97dc16877c3.jpeg

Bytemeister ,

That’s a fair assessment. I can’t be around the bunnies all the time to train them. I’d send picture of my buns, but my partner has asked me to keep them off socials. They are two big red New Zealand mixes, and the third bun is a New Zealand/Flemish mix.

glimse ,

Ohh you have some big guys!

Yeah, I lived alone at the time so we were around each other constantly. Especially after the lop passed, the white one clung to me even when I got her a new friend.

Bytemeister ,

Yeah, the “Boys” are 7 and 9 pounds, and my little lady is 11.

agressivelyPassive , to programmerhumor in Management wants to know when the bunny will be ready for production

Using the Rabbit R1 instead of generic ML was too obvious.

Viking_Hippie , to programmerhumor in Management wants to know when the bunny will be ready for production

Somewhat relevant xkcd

Lepsea , to funny in This'll work until they raise prices on abject terror

You shouldn’t do that because There’s a man in the wood.

I don’t know why but it reminded me of this animation short

jol , to funny in This'll work until they raise prices on abject terror

Chopper, NO!

MacNCheezus , to funny in This'll work until they raise prices on abject terror
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

This is how wendigos are made, isn’t it.

Kolanaki , to funny in This'll work until they raise prices on abject terror
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Pretending to be a forest monster sounds like a good way of getting hunted.

Assman , to funny in This'll work until they raise prices on abject terror
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wilderness therapy is real

FiskFisk33 ,

we are not the same, you hunt for sport, I let people hunt me for sport.

TachyonTele , (edited )

we are not the same, you hunt for sport, I let people hunt me for sport.

That’s a badass line right there.

FiskFisk33 ,

Alas, I wrote it as a response to the wrong comment.

psud ,

Where were you aiming it? Chopper, no!?

AllNewTypeFace , to funny in This'll work until they raise prices on abject terror
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

It was, but then they cut the woods down.

hydroptic OP ,

Could still terrify the townspeople, although I guess that at that point you’d just be another mental health case on the streets

TachyonTele ,

Paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

NakariLexfortaine ,

I tried the local trailer parks after that.

Don’t.

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