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Speculater , to funny in More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus
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I hate when the far right says, “Who’s gonna pay for it?!” Referring to any program that would help the poor or needy… What would Jesus do? Asshole.

Murdoc ,

There’s a bill in the Canadian senate right now for UBI, and yeah, this is what the conservatives are saying.

For anyone interested in the bill: https://www.ubiworks.ca/guaranteed-livable-basic-income

therealjcdenton ,

Jesus would make a dupping glitch with food

Coasting0942 ,

We already see what happens with you duplicate glitch books/knowledge/art

frezik ,

Jesus would make sure they are tested for drugs before curing their leprosy.

Hadriscus ,

how do we know they don’t want to stay leprous ?

Imgonnatrythis ,

Magic?

Anticorp ,

Good answer, and maybe. But you can be sure the magic would help, and even without magic he would help.

Kolanaki ,
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Did Jesus ever teach anyone to fish? I remember the story where he just gave people fish. 🤔

So it seems Jesus is only good with feeding people for a day, instead of the rest of their lives. 😌

Hadriscus ,

we need 365 Jesuses

theneverfox ,

Yes, the magic of an impromptu potluck

Literally the whole point of this “miracle” was to show how if everyone pools resources, there’s more than enough to go around

But that didn’t fit the message the Romans were going for, so they magic’d it up

Shardikprime ,

The only food mentioned is the little kid fishes and bread. If it were more, pretty sure they’d mention it as well.

The whole point was that they were far away from the nearest place to buy food and money for feeding about 15k people would exceed even a yearly salary

Literally there was not enough food in the whole group for a “potluck”

theneverfox ,

Jesus made a speech, they passed around the baskets his group had for the meal, and suddenly they more than enough

Do you think they had grocery stores? That they catered events? That they even had a salary, and carried money instead of food?

I don’t even know where all these numbers and money focus are coming from, but they weren’t in the text

Everyone shared their lunch… That was the whole thing. They shared the food they were initially unwilling to share, and when everyone was full (including those who came with nothing) they had baskets of leftovers

Anticorp ,

What would Jesus do? Asshole.

This is going to be my go-to response from now on.

Imgonnatrythis ,

WWJD.A

SuddenDownpour ,

When they’re asking genuinely, I don’t mind giving a genuine reply. But when it becomes clear they’re doing the online equivalent of filibustering? “You, you specifically are going to pay for it, and I hope it makes you go bankrupt.”

Passerby6497 ,

when the far right says, “Who’s gonna pay for it?!”

It’s funny, the obvious answer is “rich people who have magnitudes more money”, but plenty of poor stupid people respond “BuT tHeY aLrEaDy PaY mOrE” as if someone with 100000x as much money as you should get off paying maybe pays 100 or 1000x when you’re paying 25% and they’re paying 5 or 10% of take home.

RememberTheApollo_ , to funny in More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus

“If I give all these starving people free food nobody will want to work anymore!” —Supply Side Jesus

EmperorHenry , to funny in More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus
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I’m non-religious, but I’m more in line with that Jesus wanted people to do than most self proclaimed Christians

On the issues of war, healthcare, wages, rights to bodily autonomy, rights to actually have control over the things you buy. I’m with Jesus on all that.

Hadriscus ,

hells yea, atheists with Jesus !!

Ummdustry ,

I will just point out that most of Christendom does have pretty strong workers protections/universal healthcare etc… (or at the very least has flirted with it in the past between corrupt governments: see Italy/Russia/Greece/Venuzula). America Is very much the odd-ball here.

spicytuna62 , to funny in I fuckin' knew it!
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  • Vehicle - equipment that carries people, animals, and/or cargo;
  • Unmanned - not controlled by a single person or crew;
  • Aerial - idk this bitch is floating.

Conclusion: Earth fits the definition of an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle aka a drone. Thanks Obama.

OpenStars , to funny in I fuckin' knew it!
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I knew it all along!

TetraVega , to funny in I fuckin' knew it!

Ever hear of flat Bigfoot theory? The reason there aren’t any good pictures is he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see.

Zachariah , to funny in I fuckin' knew it!
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… and “wet” is just water.

orangeNgreen , to funny in I fuckin' knew it!
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The Flat Bird Society appreciates your efforts to spread the truth.

Heavybell , to funny in More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus
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So I have never actually understood the name of this meme. Why “supply side”? What does that mean?

hydroptic OP ,

It’s from supply-side economics:

Supply-side economics is a macroeconomic theory postulating that economic growth can be most effectively fostered by lowering taxes, decreasing regulation, and allowing free trade.

Heavybell ,
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Ahhh, thank you.

Snowclone ,

Supply and demand are two major parts of capitalist economic theory, Regan implimented economic relief for the supply side of the economy only. Corporations, owners, importers, and resource owners, like oil, gas, food, industries. While totally ignoring demand side, that’s the working class side of the economy, if there isn’t enough money in the demand side of the economy, it will eventually collapse. Which has happened several times, why are we still here and still doing this? Because were not a capitalist economy. We’re a state capitalist economy. Financial institutions fail? Government bail outs, stagnating wages hurting demand? Work tax credit, still not enough money in the market? Deregulate credit lenders, payroll still can’t cover basic living? SNAP program subsidized the cost of living, letting owners continue to stagnate wages while not paying enough to keep the middle class capable of participating in the market.

We’ve been doing this a long time.

The State now controls the economy, almost exclusively helping corporations and the very rich, with no strings attached.

Supply side only economics at work.

MacNCheezus ,
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It’s a caricature Al Franken (who went on to become a Democrat senator) came up with for his book Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them.

You can see some of the original comics here: beliefnet.com/…/the-gospel-of-supply-side-jesus.a…

Kanda , to funny in Maybe we could convince other billionaires to join him on the trip?

A guillotine should be cheaper

zbyte64 ,

I feel like this is an engineering challenge. I would say send it as compost to grow food on mars, but he’s not worth of the honor.

Crikeste ,

And pollute much less.

goferking0 , to funny in Maybe we could convince other billionaires to join him on the trip?

How about getting them all on a rocket that just misses so they don’t end up ruining mars

hydroptic OP ,

Would probably take less delta-v too to just launch them out of the solar system

goferking0 ,

Idk. Would depend on when it’s launched to make sure nothing pulls them in before they are out. Although probably fine once past the asteroid belt

Kolanaki , to funny in Apex friend?
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Just think about your human friends.

They’re all apex predators. 😌

hydroptic OP ,

Maybe my friends are, but my potato self is definitely not

jaybone ,

Potatoes are apex root vegetables.

uis ,

They are omnivores. But cats… Cats are.

Duamerthrax ,

Hmmm, so you’re saying I should carry an elephant gun when I hangout with my “friends”?

JohnDClay , to funny in Apex friend?

Wolves are apex predators. Or were till we turned them into poodles.

FartsWithAnAccent , to funny in Apex friend?
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All of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).

hydroptic OP ,

I am a meat popsicle

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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You're not classified as human?

hydroptic OP ,

Negative

jaybone ,

This is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.

jettrscga ,

This feels generous given the average person, but I see where you’re coming from.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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People can surprise you sometimes, it's one of our superpowers.

ThePyroPython , to funny in Apex friend?

Are we back to bears again?

Iheartcheese ,
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Back to the question of what’s more fuckable?

wreckedcarzz ,
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Hello.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

We haven’t left since Conservative Icon Stephen Colbert tried to warn us about their clever infiltration tactics

jaybone ,

Edgy

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