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femboy_bird , to lemmyshitpost in marketplace

350 is a steal for a finger

SSUPII OP ,
eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

If they kept it on ice, they could ask much more for it

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

“You want a finger? I can get you a finger, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. I’ll get you a finger by this afternoon–with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.”

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Reasonable
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I only have two memorable questions from customers while I was working at Walmart.

First had a teenager come up and ask if we had sour cream that wasn’t frozen. I ask if she meant refrigerated and she insisted the only sour cream she found was in the freezer. So I go over to the REFRIGERATOR it’s supposed to be in and there it is. I say this isn’t frozen. She gets huffy and says “well, I mean not cold. Do you have sour cream that isn’t kept cold?” No… Nobody does! It’s dairy!

Second was a dude asking me for the “crunchy ice cream” he got last time that he really liked. “What was in it to make it crunchy?” I ask. “Oh nothing, it was just plain vanilla.” 🤨 Thought maybe he wanted dipping dots, but that wasn’t it. All I could assume after that was he got some freezer burned garbage, giving it that icy crunch.

Vash63 ,

Dairy can be kept warm. Pretty common for shelf stable milk. Not sour cream though.

RatBin ,

For a limited amount of time and according to the thermic treatement. Pasteurised milk and dairy should be refrigereated. Similarly, cheese must be set at ~4-8°C temperature range. Also in the EU cheese can be made with regular milk as long as it is processed accordinfly, with many exceptions (there’s abound to be thousands of cheeses in the EU). Sterilised milk (121°C treatement) is labeled as UHT (ultra high temperature) can instead be conserved just fine, and can be used to make cheese if you add a starter microbe to the mix. Milk is frail, whenever it spoils, it smells like no other thing on earth. And it stinks the fridge worse than mercaptanes in a chemistry lab. You ever smelled mercaptanes? It’s an experience

Vash63 ,

Shelf stable milk can be kept at room temp (~20-25C) long term until opened. The supermarkets have shelves of it unrefrigerated.

SeekPie ,

You mean UHT milk?

Vash63 ,

Yes, that looks like the same thing

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Leave it on the heater over night for extra sour cream, for that full body cleanse.

volvoxvsmarla ,

Sour cream can also be UHT, we have a lot of unrefrigerated sour cream in our stores

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I mean sure, butter can sit at room temp and such; but the store isn’t legally allowed to do that. If those products are kept out of refrigeration for 30 minutes or more, they have to be thrown out. The only shelf stable dairy products you’ll find in this state not kept cold is powdered milk and freeze dried cheese. Or custards and shit like pudding, if those even count as dairy (eggs are considered dairy here).

Sour cream I would think could be kept room temp. Isn’t that how it’s made in the first place? Just leaving cream out to go bad?

Vash63 ,

They’re legally allowed to keep shelf stable milk unrefrigerated, and it’s totally normal here. Same for eggs. We don’t bleach our eggs though like some places.

Seraph , to lemmyshitpost in ‎ ‎
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

This kills the sushi.

EmoDuck ,

If your sushi is alive when you eat it I suggest finding a sushi place with better hygiene standards

Seraph ,
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar
idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like it’s just a roll so it’s not that bad. Now if this was nigiri sushi then it would be a war crime.

mlg , to mildlyinfuriating in Sideloading won't be enabled where I live
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

All other countries without sideloading mandates

Every 3rd world country that was already jail breaking and sideloading apps anyway:

RootBeerGuy , to programmerhumor in Now it's more efficient
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
xilliah ,

Okay let’s get you back to bed

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Wait, defrag is still running…

xilliah ,

Yes and yesterday it was “compiling…”

What’s next? You’re gonna bring up those vr girls again?

JoMiran , to funny in I never drink… wine, bro
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar
hydroptic OP ,

That person deserves a medal

ramble81 , to memes in Take that YouTube

This is a big reason Google wanted to push the whole “web integrity” thing. There would have been no way to use an adblocker after that and they would have won the blocking wars. It’s bad enough they’re gimping Chromium with Manifest v3, but they tried for it all.

only0218 ,

Welp They are still cooking it, for now only on android as to boil the frog slowly but it will come back.

glorious_albus , (edited )

Wait what are they doing on Android?

FrostyCaveman ,

Adding attestation crap to WebView

takeda ,

Adding that stuff to Android, so if you don’t have the genuine YouTube app the server won’t even serve you the videos. It is meant to kill things like ReVanced.

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

YouTube works fine in Firefox on Android with ublock origin

takeda ,

I was talked about AdNauseum. Unlike uBO it is not up to speed with YouTube changes.

only0218 ,

For now…

Zehzin , to programmerhumor in In case of cyberattack
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Break and pull now, those are a mess

fred ,

Ok but what about the door handle

Gestrid ,

No, the instructions must be followed or it won’t work. /j

coco ,

Hahahahahaahhahaha

TigrisMorte ,

Only the ones added after initial install. The originals are nice and tidy.

peopleproblems ,

You are not invited to look at my setup then.

These are clearly put together with care.

olutukko , to mildlyinfuriating in New cars are great...

I’m waiting for the day we have linux cars

WindowsEnjoyer ,

I’d love to be able to swap the engine. Or better - build it myself 👀

Venator ,

Or better - build it myself

That's called a kit car.

windowsphoneguy ,

Well, Polestars run Android

droans ,

Android Automotive, not to be confused with the entirely separate and unrelated Android Auto.

pokemaster787 ,

Not entirely unrelated, Android Auto is basically a projection app for Android Automotive.

Skuldugery ,

Android auto is your phone projecting to your cars infotainment system. This can work independent of what the cars operating system is. Android automotive is Android “optimized” as an operating system for a cars infotainment system.

Android auto runs on your phone. Android automotive runs in your car.

pokemaster787 ,

Android auto runs on your phone. Android automotive runs in your car.

Yes, but Android Auto does need some work on the car OS side to operate, i.e. within Android Automotive in this example (although Blackberry QNX is probably more common these days, automakers are moving away from it)

Skuldugery ,

but Android Auto does need some work on the car OS side to operate

Yes, I was just arguing against Android auto and Android automotive being the same or similar thing.

TimTamJimJam ,

It’s not Linux, but there’s an open source project available where you can build your own engine ECU with an Arduino hackaday.io/project/4413-speeduino

LastYearsPumpkin ,

Usually aftermarket ECU means no longer road legal.

MystikIncarnate ,

I get it, but I don’t feel comfortable putting my car in the hands of an Arduino.

Nothing against the open source software at all. It’s the fact that the Arduino is a consumer experimentation board, not an automotive rated component. I’m concerned for the reliability of the Arduino under the operating conditions of an automobile.

Zeth0s ,

Tesla cars run on Linux, and have been doing for years cars.usnews.com/…/what-os-does-tesla-use

Holzkohlen ,

Elon can go fuck himself tho

Shadow ,
@Shadow@lemmy.ca avatar

Pretty much every car is running Linux at this point.

That doesn’t mean it’s open and non shitty.

kitonthenet , to mildlyinfuriating in Soundcloud doesn't let me comment from the mobile site anymore

There's no technical justification for this, it's only to make you download the app and let them suck ur data

hellfire103 OP ,
@hellfire103@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yeah, I know.

Leviathan , to lemmyshitpost in acceptable screws

I’m sorry, calling Robertson “square” is insulting to a superior screw design and fuck you for even pretending it isn’t.

bane_killgrind ,

6 "lobe" is torx too. Nobody calls Allen bolts hexagon either.

Leviathan ,

Just rude, really.

finalarbiter ,

I don’t think I’ve ever heard that fastener called an Allen bolt, just the tool (Allen key). I’ve generally heard them called hex sockets heads. Maybe it’s a regional thing?

LolcatXTREME ,

Allen is a brand name, they’re hex keys/wrenches

bane_killgrind ,

Yeah you are right

LolcatXTREME ,

Positive affirmation 🥰🥰

fayoh ,

Fun fact speaking of regional things, in Swedish they are called “insex” (as in six on the inside)

EddoWagt ,

In Dutch they are called “inbus”, which apparently comes from the German name “Innensechskantschraube Bauer und Schaurte”, where Innensechskantschraube means inside six sided screw and Bauer und Schaurte is the company who patented the screw type.

I have no idea how the name inbus came to be

Olmai ,

Innensechskantschraube Bauer und Schaurte probably

EddoWagt ,

Well yeah but still, who would think of that?

bane_killgrind ,

Germans apparently

EddoWagt ,

But the german name is just innensechskant

bane_killgrind ,

Maybe, I do hear hex a bunch

Rinox ,

Nobody calls Allen bolts hexagon either.

That’s not true when working internationally, since it can have different names in different nations. In Italy is Brugola, in Germany Inbus and in other places it has other names. Everyone understands what a hex key is though

BreadOven ,

Agreed, but I often hear Allen keys referred to as hex keys. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone confused by that though.

Hobbes_Dent ,

It’s a crime against safe screwing to dis Robertson like that.

SirSamuel , to lemmyshitpost in fart car

The “Only gay cops can give me tickets” one is pretty great.

gmtom ,

This guy definitely has a reddit account.

SirSamuel ,

I’m not sure what that means but okay

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

It means he has a login for the website reddit.com

Imgonnatrythis ,

Is that a website? I thought it was an app?

tja ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

There is an app you can use to access that website. There were many more apps before, but not anymore

Imgonnatrythis ,

Huh, must of been cool before but started sucking ass I guess from the sounds of that.

xx3rawr ,

A web application, if you prefer

GBU_28 ,

Are credentials required

psycho_driver ,

Oh they already have those.

pennomi , to funny in I'M SUCH A NICE BIRD

Okay but seriously giving shiny rocks to girls works pretty well. Not like jewelry or gemstones, literally just nice rocks.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Have you ever just sat and admired a well-tumbled stone? They’re pretty to look at.

Bonus, if your person is the right type of crafty, they can turn those nice rocks into jewelry! I have a couple pieces my wife has made because they were just interesting stones she’s found she thought I’d like.

Aceticon ,

Men, on the other hand, can be impressed by the gift of a good stick.

Drivebyhaiku ,

Well I mean… Not exactly limited to girls. Who doesn’t like a nice shiny rock? Nobody, that’s who. Show me one person who claims to not have at least one good rock somewhere in their house. Can’t do it can yeh? Didn’t think so.

apocalypticat , (edited )
@apocalypticat@lemmy.world avatar

I got a rock last weekend that I’m still pumped about. I’m letting it just sit on top of my coffee table.

Edit: rock

thesporkeffect ,

Good rock

Liz ,

God damn. Nice rock.

SeekPie ,

What an immaculate specimen

Drivebyhaiku ,

Sweet rock!

JadenSmith ,

One of my exes gave me a pebble, and said something about penguins giving a partner a pebble and they keep it for life. Pretty sure I lost it after a couple of weeks, and found a similar looking one and she never caught on ¯_(ツ)_/¯

root_beer ,

My wife is big time into labradorite. It’s cool as hell, when it catches the light you can see gleams of blue or orange amongst the green. I actually recently got her a labradorite engagement ring and wedding band to replace the cheap, simple silicone ring she wears because of her job that she’ll be leaving in the near future.

apprehentice , to programmerhumor in Sometimes you really need that vodka shot when things go wrong in the database

They should have a rocks glass with a query on it

SELECT * FROM liquor_cabinet WHERE proof >= 120

pHr34kY ,

> 176 shots returned.

Ashyr , to risa in this is the fediverse, and we are the federation

I will dispute the notion that you can disambiguate between old and new Spocks by hotness.

Moxvallix OP ,
@Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz avatar

yeah fair, based

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