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Tyr_Raidho_Othala , to lemmyshitpost in glass
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Thought for a moment that this had to be 3090°C but that seemed to be just a little too high

HKPiax ,
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I love my silicon at 3090ºC. You can sip it and enjoy it with some cheese on the side.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Oh wait, no that was “sip it with some cheese that was (part of) your side”

Wait why is everyone liquifying?

DarkenLM ,

The Day has Broken.

5714 ,

3090°F are roughly 1700°C or 1972K

Krzd ,
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Ist’s still a bit high, glass melts around 1.6kC

FartsWithAnAccent , to funny in General life advice
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The fuck is a "fair fight"?

hydroptic OP ,

No tactical nuclear weapons, cluster bombs, sharp sticks etc. for the monkey with opposable thumbs

Rai ,

Welp my Scorched Earth char is out I guess

Illuminostro ,

Well, that’s just loser talk. ALWAYS nuke from orbit.

Gradually_Adjusting , to funny in General life advice
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Knew a guy who asserted he could easily fight several cats at once and win. I truly hope he finds out one day.

hydroptic OP ,

That’s such a fantastically stupid opinion to have that a dose of reality might do him some good

Gradually_Adjusting , (edited )
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It was far from his worst. I had to ditch that guy.

Edit: very far, to be clear

hydroptic OP ,

It was far from his worst.

This does not surprise me in the least

UndercoverUlrikHD ,

Any healthy adult human could though. An old friend of mine accidently killed a cat with a single kick while “defending” his cat that was being attacked (I wasn’t there so don’t ask how). He was ~14 years old at the time. At the end of the day, humans are large animals, most of just don’t want to hurt other creatures so we restrain ourselves.

IMongoose ,

Completely agree. The textbook is talking about fighting a cat to help it, not destroy it. You would get bit for sure but could easily win.

ryannathans ,

Now how big could the cat get before it is a fair 1v1

m_f ,
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Somewhere smaller than a tiger, that would win 100% of the time. I’d guess 30 lbs is where things start to get serious

MNByChoice ,

Humans have fought off hungry cougars. Sadly, not all humans have.

Couldbealeotard ,
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But are we talking a fight before one side backs down? Or a fight to the death?

psud ,

I don’t think cats back down unless they can run away

MNByChoice ,

Actual fights between humans and cougars. The cougars get killed by other humans if they “win”. The cougar runs away if the human wins.

UndercoverUlrikHD ,

Sadly, not all humans have. You still talking about cats?

Illuminostro ,

A woman near my hometown strangled a rabid bobcat that came after her daughter with her bare hands. Multiple broken fingers, major lacerations, but she got him. Barely. Bobcats are 2 to 3 times the size of a housecat, for those who don’t know.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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I said several, but as the memory returns I’m recalling he might have claimed as much as twenty at once.

MindTraveller ,

Yeah we’re really World Of Cardboarding it up at all times. You know the stereotypes about crackheads being dangerous in a fight? That capacity is inside us at all times.

bappity , to lemmyshitpost in glass
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if you don’t understand, let me break it down for you:

https://media.tenor.com/jsGTy7oISJAAAAAM/breakdance-chineese.gif

Speculater ,
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This clears up nothing for me.

bappity ,
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sjmarf , to funny in I never drink… wine, bro
JCreazy , to funny in I never drink… wine, bro

Thought that was a raspberry pi case for a moment with the colors

MehBlah , to funny in I never drink… wine, bro

No matter that vampires name I bet he likes to be called Bubba.

lemonmelon , (edited ) to funny in I never drink… wine, bro

Hunter the Vampire would be a great name for a show starring Walton Goggins and Danny McBride

LemmyKnowsBest , to funny in I never drink… wine, bro

Crack open a boy with the cold ones

ChicoSuave ,

Oh, just like the picture says! I Get It!

brbposting ,

I actually needed the top comment in this thread because my brain autofilled the sentence wrong while skimreading.

JoMiran , to funny in I never drink… wine, bro
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hydroptic OP ,

That person deserves a medal

ummthatguy , to funny in I never drink… wine, bro
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blek , to programmer_humor in What it's like to be a developer in 2024

i wonder how much effort would it take to index all official documentation pages & stackoverflow, and push it into one big search engine

sukhmel , to programmerhumor in AI layoffs

CEO: why not both?

R00bot ,
@R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Shareholders: why not all three?

Tolookah ,

Hedge fund manager: hold my beer.

sukhmel ,

Several steps later

Narrator: And that, folks, is how we got the Utopia we live in, by replacing all the work with AI, and letting people enjoy their lives

r00ty Admin ,
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Haha. No. Nothing so hopeful. The rich people will get even richer and everyone that used to be working class and middle class die a slow death.

Gutek8134 ,
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Now I wander what would happen if only rich people would survive and I’m sure somebody has already written an sf book about that

Odinkirk ,
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Took me a while to track it down, but I think this is the book to which you were referring.

angryflower.com/348.html

I make no cleans about the stances of this artist; I just saw this strip years ago.

sukhmel ,

Robots sure are long overdue

django ,

Like the planet solaria: fandom.adminforge.de/asimov/wiki/Solaria

MajorHavoc ,

Yeah. That’s (arguably) the background scenario to Asimov’s book “The Naked Sun” en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Sun

Edit: Ooh, Django already gave a cooler link to the same: discuss.tchncs.de/comment/10729278

vga OP ,

Humanity: yes, let’s replace all of the above. 100% unemployment rate is the only way to go.

hazeebabee ,

Honestly 100% unemployed becuase we have a good universal income system or something would be great. But sadly it looks like we’re in a different timeline :(

hydroptic , (edited )

Considering that C-suite executives are usually fantastically expensive, they’d be a logical position to automate (assuming AI worked like suits think it does). For some veeeery strange reason no board of directors has suggested replacing themselves with AIs

Hazzia ,

Sounds like they’re not prioritizing the shareholders interests! Last I heard, that’s a fireable offense!

hydroptic ,

It’s almost like the rules don’t apply to the moneyed class

NigelFrobisher ,

It’d be super easy to replace Sam Altman with a bot that spits out keywords known to increase OpenAI shares.

Waitaminute… Sam alt-man?

Skepticpunk ,

I know, right? It’s like he’s an incredibly shitty sci-fi villain.

quicken ,

CEO is the first role to go!

FangedWyvern42 , to lemmyshitpost in Progress can be seen in all parts of life
@FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world avatar

Not in this case. The new sub is actually being built by a competent company, not morons.

PenisWenisGenius ,

Some day, the now-competent company will get ruined by boomer investors that know nothing about submarines and it’ll be oceangate 2 electric bugalo.

FangedWyvern42 ,
@FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world avatar

Investors aren’t going to get into submarines unless they already are interested in them.

Telorand , to linux in At My Fingertips

Bruh, can I ask a favor? See, there’s this really mouthy lady named Marjorie…

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