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jabathekek , to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord
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SHREK IS LOVE.

SHREK IS LIFE.

Steamymoomilk , to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord

The shreking is upon us,

PlantDadManGuy ,

The shrieking? The shrekkenning? The shakalakkalekkining?

Speculater , to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord
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Christians fucking hate grammar. He has risen or He is rising. Why this monstrosity?!

BiaThemis ,

I don’t think it is necessarily bad grammer, maybe it is obsolete? Keep in mind I am not a native speaker.

“Risen” in this case is not a verb but acts more like an adjective, “the one who has risen”. I always interpret sentences like this as “He is the one who has risen.”

Speculater ,
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I think the simple explanation is they suck at grammar and write “He’s risen” not recognizing the 's with the auxiliary verb means has.

MJKee9 ,

I actually think they are using “risen” as an adjective… Descriptive of a person who has risen from the dead. See, “He is fucked”

If that is the case, the grammar is fine.

Speculater ,
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They’re quoting the KJV of the Bible, it’s incorrect in modern language, but I found this:

“It’s an archaic use of English which conjugates verbs of motion with be in present perfect, in much the same way as French still does. The statement is the equivalent of “Christ has risen” and is stating a present-perfect fact.”

…stackexchange.com/…/is-he-is-risen-correct

DumbAceDragon , to memes in Focus
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I was playing minecraft when I was 10.

I’m 22 now just in case you want to feel old.

bdonvr ,

Yeah, I’m 24 and played it in middle school lmao

TimeSquirrel , (edited )
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When I was 10, all games looked like Minecraft's textures. And you can forget 3D. And the controllers were square-edged bricks that left stinging blisters in your sweaty palms after 12 hours of Super Mario 3. And the flickering CRT leaving your eyes dry as a desert with a pounding headache. Those were the days let me tell you.

But you know what we also had? Instant loading times, no waiting on updates, and no lootboxes.

Rooki ,
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You can still play minecraft today ;D And yes i play too :) ( On the LW mc server :D )

Tylerdurdon , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet

Changing IRQs on my modem using jumpers. Good times…

Tar_alcaran ,

Calling Seagate to find out the Write Precomp Cylinder for my HD, because autoconfigure didn’t exist and the letters had smudged off.

Tylerdurdon ,

I think I still have a couple in my garage with the settings printed on a piece of paper I had taped to them. What a pain. No more cable select for us!

Cheez , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet

My card’s PIN is just the date when the bank reset it for me… 20 years ago.

I changed banks and I set my new card to the same PIN.

It’s sentimental at this point.

The_v ,

College e-mail password was a 6 digit non-changeable pin number on windows 95.

Guess what my phone lock screen pin is today.

guyrocket , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet
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ALL HAIL PinballWizard6969 !!!

moistclump , to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord

Wonderful.

ColeSloth , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet

Oh man. In 1997 a sweet looking car Called a Plymouth Prowler came out and little tween me made my aim name, email, and eventually ebay name Prowler1234 (numbers changed).

I never thought about how totally sketch it was to be on aim and in forums with the screen name Prowler. Lol

It’s still my ebay account name.

MrJameGumb ,
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I remember when those came out! They were so cool because they looked like a car from a video game lol

Resistentialism ,

Well, at least you didn’t really like the Adidas Predator’s.

TubeTalkerX , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet

I miss the coffee pot….

WhatsHerBucket , to memes in Focus
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It was either that or Hungry Hungry Hippos

spudwart , to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord

Shrek has had enough with people in his swamp.

SpeakinTelnet , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet

The golden age of getting lego island and roller coaster tycoon with my froot loops. Now all I get is diabetes

Sidewayshighways ,

Don’t forget the nicely colored poops!

GrammatonCleric , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet
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I remember getting AOL CDs fucking everywhere.

Crackhappy ,
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I once pulled down my pants to take a shit and a fucking AOL CD popped out of my ass crack.

guyrocket ,
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I think you mean to say "coasters", not AOL CDs.

GrammatonCleric ,
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Some of us used them as wall decorations 🤣

guyrocket ,
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Like a mirror? I like that idea.

TimeSquirrel , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet
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Sounds of a door slamming shut and opening all day long.

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