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SpeakinTelnet , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet

The golden age of getting lego island and roller coaster tycoon with my froot loops. Now all I get is diabetes

Sidewayshighways ,

Don’t forget the nicely colored poops!

GrammatonCleric , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet
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I remember getting AOL CDs fucking everywhere.

Crackhappy ,
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I once pulled down my pants to take a shit and a fucking AOL CD popped out of my ass crack.

guyrocket ,
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I think you mean to say "coasters", not AOL CDs.

GrammatonCleric ,
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Some of us used them as wall decorations 🤣

guyrocket ,
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Like a mirror? I like that idea.

TimeSquirrel , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet
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Sounds of a door slamming shut and opening all day long.

HappyMeatbag , to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord
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No need for the text at the top. The pic itself is great!

investorsexchange ,
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The text is great because I heard the song in my head.

moosetwin , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet
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the people in the comments really do be just giving their bank passwords away

Track_Shovel OP ,

Joke’s on you. We have no money in there anyway

Shepy , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet

Hah, half of one of my passwords is the username from my dialup ISP from about 98. Right in the feels.

bob_lemon , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet

So… who else has an aol email for his Steam account name?

CADmonkey , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet

I remember AOL on 3.5 floppies. You could put tape over a specific hole and re-use the disk.

teft ,
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You could do that with any copy protected floppy. That was the little sliding tab in the corner. Tab open = read-only. Tab closed = read & write.

CADmonkey ,

I remember the AOL disks not having the sliding tab, either it had been pried out or it was just a disk that didn’t have it.

Bene7rddso ,

AOL didn’t want you to reuse them so they didn’t have the tab

teft ,
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Correct. Any disks that the company didn’t want erased, like marketing disks, didn’t have the slide tab. Hence the op mentioning they used tape instead.

Senuf ,

Same principle as with cassettes/music tapes.

bobs_monkey , to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord

SOME

AI_toothbrush ,

Just SOME with absurd amounts of reverb

gnutrino ,

PSALM

VikingHippie ,

BAHDY

newIdentity , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet

I don’t even know my online banking password.

Password managers ftw

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m in the same boat. One password. TO RULE THEM ALL

wreckedcarzz ,
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Well, hopefully MFA too

Mothra , to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord
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Shrek has risen?

Track_Shovel OP ,

Risen indeed

wreckedcarzz ,
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I’m sure somewhere on the internet, he has

MrJameGumb , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet
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The main thing I remember about AOL way back when is that you only got a certain amount of hours to use it per month and if you went over they started charging extra

dumdum666 ,

In addition to that you had to pay for the dialup itself too…

mindbleach ,

And if your local number was busy and you dialed another, it could cost a metric shitload of money, because long-distance was apparently transmitted on the finest golden threads honed by fifth-generation artisans.

One of the weirdest generational gaps we almost never talk about is how we got to ‘of course you can talk to anyone anytime’ immediately after decades of ‘hey you wanna meet up for a burger?’ costing more than the burger.

MrJameGumb , to memes in Focus
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OMG I had that exact same toy when I was 10! I got it from the gift shop at the museum lol

Track_Shovel OP ,

Now it is on display in the same museum

MrJameGumb , (edited )
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To get the full effect they’ll need to display it next to a pack of astronaut ice cream and some super cool geode rocks

TimeSquirrel ,
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"This is a sample of astronaut ice cream sold in our museum in 1987. Visit our gift shop to purchase your very own astronaut ice cream."

xkillx ,

even though i knew astronaut ice cream was bullshit, i was sad when i didn't get any but the others on the school trip did.

Catoblepas ,

If it helps, it was fucking disgusting.

sour ,
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i like it ._.

MrJameGumb ,
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I thought it was good at the time, but I haven’t tried it in like 30 years lol

oatscoop ,

Hey! It was served in space … once … in 1968.

NakariLexfortaine ,

They still make it! It looks even cheaper than it did in the 90s.

HonoraryMancunian ,

when I was 10!

When you were 3,628,800?!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Hahahahaha omg im dying thats the funniest shit ive seen since that science guy turned himself into a pickle brooooo

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
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Look at me Morty, I’m a leg!!!

MrJameGumb ,
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Yes, that’s exactly what I meant.

flashgnash , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

Spears are way harder to make a cool spectacle in fantasy though

Kinda reminds me of that scene in Indiana Jones where the guy is doing a load of flashy movements with his sword and he just gets shot in the face

simin , to memes in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....
Track_Shovel OP ,

The only reasonable response

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