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Currens_felis , 9 months ago to memes in from 1st to 5th

What if I’m playing with my brother, so we have the same mom?

Track_Shovel OP , 9 months ago

I said what I said.

ieightpi , 9 months ago to memes in When people ask me why I'm always posting memes

I wish I had context to this meme but I’m going to assume that this young lady said just tha? If someone has a link, throw it up pls.

shatterling , 9 months ago

I can offer a scrap of context that this looks like the Chinese dating show If You Are The One.

olicvb , 9 months ago

found this article: dailymail.co.uk/…/Chinese-version-goes-viral-than…

johnthedoe , 9 months ago

Dating show called if you are the one. I got hooked on this for a while it’s pretty fun and insane to watch.

There’s like 20women. They watch a short bio film of a bachelor. Lot of the times it’s so cringe its cute. They come out the panel of women fire some questions. They all vote yay or nay. If more yays than nay you stay. And you get to ask a few questions to the panel.

Then there’s this on the spot tinder system where the guy has to pick who he likes. Through this process the women who likes the man needs to match with the man who swiped right on the women. Then if they match they get a date. It doesn’t happen often. And you get these love triangle that occur cos the man likes #6 but #6 didn’t like him. But #12 likes the man but he didn’t pick her. It’s great.

It’s pretty crazy and fun. I recommend catching an an ep from an early season on YouTube.

robocall , 9 months ago to memes in we all know one person like this...

I certainly know family members that do this, but I don’t have anyone I consider a friend that would do that.

Track_Shovel OP , 9 months ago

Fair point. Let me tweak that title.

DagonPie , 9 months ago

This is me. Lets be friends.

meyotch , 9 months ago to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord

This is his swamp now.

FeetinMashedPotatoes , 9 months ago to memes in Glizzy gobbler

Omg that’s me

HulkSmashBurgers , 9 months ago to memes in Roses are red

But did he snort lines of coke off the rent boys cocks 🤔

milicent_bystandr , 9 months ago to memes in Focus

I just imagine his line tick-tock-tick-tocking back and forth while Imogen desperately tries changing from a gorilla into a cat to catch the canary.

Damage , 9 months ago to memes in Snails

This implies two snails at some point lived in the same shell

Track_Shovel OP , 9 months ago

Two snails one cup

Exusia , 9 months ago

Thanks I hate it

Track_Shovel OP , 9 months ago

my work here is done

c0mpost , 9 months ago to memes in Glizzy gobbler

angry upvote

Mighty , 9 months ago to memes in Focus

Omg guys. I’m probably a lot older than you and even I don’t post these boomer memes of “back in my day” bullshit.

piracy_is_good_xdd , 9 months ago

frrrrr

xrellx , 9 months ago

Sounds like a you problem

killeronthecorner , 9 months ago to memes in Roses are red

Suspended reverend Paul Flowers was filmed snorting lines as he ­entertained four naked rent boys at a bizarre hot-tub party in his back garden

Ngl, bit jealous of the size of his hot tub after reading this. Bet he has two naans and a paratha with his curry. Mad lad.

dependencyInjection , 9 months ago to memes in Roses are red

Reverend went hard!

SleepyWheel , 9 months ago to memes in Roses are red

Ah yes I remember this guy, they call him the Crystal Methodist

MrsDoyle , 9 months ago

He’s the reason I left the Co-op Bank - he was chairman. I figured if they had a loon like that at the top they couldn’t be trusted with my money.

essellburns , 9 months ago to memes in Snails

From an evolutionary perspective, this is true!

Slugs have evolved multiple times from snails, due to calcium poverty, dividing off into separate species when they couldn’t get the resources for shells

Track_Shovel OP , 9 months ago

That’s really fucking cool.

I believe crabs have evolved independently several times too

essellburns , 9 months ago

For different reasons.

Slugs evolve because it wasn’t economically viable to be snails anymore.

Crabs evolve because it’s so cool to be a crab

mustbe3to20signs , 9 months ago (edited 9 months ago) to memes in Snails

Fun fact: slugs are called naked snails in German (Nacktschnecken)