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MCHEVA4EVA , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

I’m no Edward Kelley but im willing to give it a go.

dumbass , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy
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dogsoahC , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

Who is transmute, and why shouldn’t I lead them into gold?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Maybe they misspelled Transmutate.

boatsnhos931 ,

That’s my cousin, he’s cool

pantyhosewimp ,

Even tho I’m cis-mute, I support transmute rights. Everyone is allowed to STFU if they so choose. It doesn’t matter what you were born as.

dogsoahC ,

What if you don’t believe in the whole cis/trans thing and just wanna be mute?

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Mute is a river locates somewhere in the world.

Transmute is the person who lives on the other side of the Mute River.

Aganim , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

I most certainly would if I owned a nuclear reactor.

datelmd5sum ,

wouldn’t plutonium production be a more viable use of the reactor’s transmutation capabilities?

Aganim ,

Yeah, but who would want to wear plutonium rings or necklaces?🤔

thesporkeffect ,

The CIA

FilthyShrooms , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

No it’s OK, that’s vodka

niktemadur , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

What is this, the goddamned Middle Ages?!!

And what about the alchemist from Bern who had the bright idea that something else that shines like gold is piss, so he boiled gallons of it, trying to extract the pure, powdered essence? That must have made him quite popular in the neighborhood… taking peoples’ piss and boiling it, the smell coming from that house must have been incredible.

Anyway, the guy was the first to isolate phosphorus as an element.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Funny considering piss is a huge amount of nitrogen.

Woods of Ypres was only 500 years late with this banger

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iITfCg0wqFw

ATDA , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

Naw, dibs on that giant floating trash island. Piss off, no one wanted it until they could alchemy!

djsoren19 , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

LORE OF METAL!

And I’d do it again.

samus12345 , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy
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RidderSport , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

Pickle juice is excellent for cooking

Persen ,

Or (don’t hate me for this) drinking.

RidderSport ,

Don’t love it, also the vinegar/juice from pickled jalapeños is delicious

lengau , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

Ewww WTF no!

Who even buys 2% milk?

sirico , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Legit good for exercise esp if you get cramps

Hobbes_Dent , to lemmyshitpost in Le Tits Now

Biologists, grammarians, designers, and carpenters:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/633a8a2f-c167-4923-98ec-eebf9f2b5aec.jpeg

NeptuneOrbit ,

People with eyes and brains:

Hobbes_Dent , to lemmyshitpost in Boston Creme

Wicked facking awesome.

Put it on hea:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/87fb5ce9-8655-4175-8954-1b2c8424a1cd.webp

Just kidding that’s fucking gross.

saltnotsugar , to lemmyshitpost in Boston Creme

Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

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