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mustbe3to20signs , (edited ) to memes in Snails

Fun fact: slugs are called naked snails in German (Nacktschnecken)

TokyoMonsterTrucker , to memes in Roses are red

If he’s a televangelist you can safely assume that he is living an unbelievably depraved life off-camera.

DumbAceDragon , to memes in Focus
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

I was playing minecraft when I was 10.

I’m 22 now just in case you want to feel old.

bdonvr ,

Yeah, I’m 24 and played it in middle school lmao

TimeSquirrel , (edited )
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

When I was 10, all games looked like Minecraft's textures. And you can forget 3D. And the controllers were square-edged bricks that left stinging blisters in your sweaty palms after 12 hours of Super Mario 3. And the flickering CRT leaving your eyes dry as a desert with a pounding headache. Those were the days let me tell you.

But you know what we also had? Instant loading times, no waiting on updates, and no lootboxes.

Rooki ,
@Rooki@lemmy.world avatar

You can still play minecraft today ;D And yes i play too :) ( On the LW mc server :D )

Snipe_AT , to memes in Roses are red
@Snipe_AT@lemmy.atay.dev avatar

That… was not what I expected to follow that chain of words.

Crackhappy , to memes in Roses are red
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

That may be the most poetical poetry I have ever heard. slow clap

ezchili , to memes in Roses are red

Hold on let him cook

ComradeChairmanKGB , to memes in Roses are red
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Whatever happened to the classics? Boomers are ruining the strawberry and whipped cream industries!

swab148 , to memes in Roses are red
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

The long green thing at the bottom that you assumed was a couch? It’s actually Lego Yoda, up to his old shenanigans

Thrawne , to memes in Glizzy gobbler

I recently discovered catwithhardhats. My fav is big saw cat stating “ripping farts, breaking hearts.”

www.redbubble.com/people/catwithhardhat/shop?arti…

Track_Shovel OP ,

Lmao I didn’t know I needed this

A_Union_of_Kobolds ,

“I’m a Unstoppable magic lord and I’m allowed to commit crimes” is going on my hardhat

OrganicIndependence , to memes in Glizzy gobbler

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Vertelleus , to memes in Roses are red
@Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Do as I say, not as I do.”

jimmydoreisalefty , to memes in Snails

Damn!

I thought slugs with caterpillars with depression?

jabathekek , to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

SHREK IS LOVE.

SHREK IS LIFE.

Steamymoomilk , to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord

The shreking is upon us,

PlantDadManGuy ,

The shrieking? The shrekkenning? The shakalakkalekkining?

MrJameGumb , to memes in Focus
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

OMG I had that exact same toy when I was 10! I got it from the gift shop at the museum lol

Track_Shovel OP ,

Now it is on display in the same museum

MrJameGumb , (edited )
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

To get the full effect they’ll need to display it next to a pack of astronaut ice cream and some super cool geode rocks

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

"This is a sample of astronaut ice cream sold in our museum in 1987. Visit our gift shop to purchase your very own astronaut ice cream."

xkillx ,

even though i knew astronaut ice cream was bullshit, i was sad when i didn't get any but the others on the school trip did.

Catoblepas ,

If it helps, it was fucking disgusting.

sour ,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

i like it ._.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I thought it was good at the time, but I haven’t tried it in like 30 years lol

oatscoop ,

Hey! It was served in space … once … in 1968.

NakariLexfortaine ,

They still make it! It looks even cheaper than it did in the 90s.

HonoraryMancunian ,

when I was 10!

When you were 3,628,800?!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Hahahahaha omg im dying thats the funniest shit ive seen since that science guy turned himself into a pickle brooooo

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Look at me Morty, I’m a leg!!!

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, that’s exactly what I meant.

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