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Jedi , to memes in Chat Apps
@Jedi@bolha.forum avatar

Wait, do you guys have friends?

CarbonIceDragon , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Rich people would probably set something up so that their future incarnation inherits their wealth, since it’s statistically likely that they’d be reincarnated as someone poorer. I could also imagine a much stronger push to bring the birthrate up even at the cost of using unethical means to force it, because if the population decreases, there wouldn’t be enough children born for an increasingly large percentage to reincarnate into

abbiistabbii ,
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Considering the Rich tend to control governments, this would result in shit like a ban on contraception and abortion, mayhaps legally requiring everyone have a minimum amount of children.

rickyrigatoni ,

…do republicans know something we don’t?

intensely_human ,

I just want to know that the Nauvoo is all about

abbiistabbii ,
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Nah, they just want more low paid workers.

doctorcrimson , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3

That’s not a nice thing to do to the employees who clean this.

Also a waste of food.

Yeah, I don’t like this post, this post sucks.

Pulptastic ,

Disrespectful to the fish

Jumuta ,

I’m so conflicted here, I don’t like the disrespect to the fish but I also find this extremely funny

SomeBoyo , to lemmyshitpost in Fuck them right in the...?

Just 20 HP? I need something that is able to survive while I’m farming. At least give us 40 HP.

Viking_Hippie ,

It has plenty of MP and protective spells, though…

SomeBoyo ,

It’s supposed to be a tank class, who decided to make it a mage?

Viking_Hippie ,

Dave. You know how he gets sometimes…

Sidyctism ,

I think thats room for plenty members of parliament

Chadus_Maximus ,

Don’t worry, older tractors used to have 25Hp. You’ll be fine.

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

You speak like someone who never had a giant rat infestation in the cabbage patch not far from here

Chadus_Maximus ,

I prefer to constrain any rat infestations I have within my cellar thank you very much.

dangblingus , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Diarise must have been the dictionary.com word of the day

TimewornTraveler ,

what else would you say?

Classy ,

Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

RGB3x3 ,

Title. Enter. Input. Insert. Stroke Out. Masturbate.

Well maybe not that last one.

Patches ,

Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

He ejaculated

Daxtron2 ,

Considering a calendar is not a diary, literally anything else would be better

TimewornTraveler ,

Diary is a day’s musings, one could say a calendar is naught but a series of diaries!

Orbituary , to lemmyshitpost in trash
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

In 2022 it was still Twitter.

ilinamorato ,

For almost everyone in the world it’s still Twitter today. Nobody calls it X except Musk and Linda Y. Even the weird tech bros still call it Twitter.

Lemminary ,

Even Twitter calls itself Twitter. Almost as if they half-heartedly made the switch just to shut the boss’s yap.

FinallyDebunked ,
@FinallyDebunked@slrpnk.net avatar

Futures generations will call it x

Hiro8811 ,

I still don’t give enough shit to care how you refer to shit. X, Twitter or greatest propaganda machine, at the end of the day it’s the same platform

mordred ,

Implying it will survive a generation

PeriodicallyPedantic , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage

Braxton giving me those EYES 🫦

Track_Shovel OP ,

Yeah, but they are 3 nautical miles apart

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Just enough space to get lost in 🫦🤩

jimmydoreisalefty ,

Yes, those dreamy eyes, that’s how they get you!

velox_vulnus , to memes in I don't care that Goku and Frieza have been powering up for the last two weeks; you're not changing it on me

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  • GrammatonCleric ,
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    Also most characters are named after food

    velox_vulnus ,

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  • GrammatonCleric ,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Majin Buu/Super Buu/Kid Buu was a fun villain

    TheAnonymouseJoker ,
    @TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

    Yes, people like you need to be used that MIB memory eraser torch on. You have violated atleast 9 of the 10 rules of DB cult.

    TurtleTourParty ,

    We had cable for about 2 years of my childhood before my dad decided it was too expensive again. I have very limited knowledge of some Disney channel shows from 2000.

    I found a Pokémon card once.

    criitz ,

    Sounds like you have a fine grasp of what Dragon Ball is to me

    eezeebee ,
    @eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

    Don’t forget the parts where we get to watch the dust settle

    ChihuahuaOfDoom , to memes in Roses are red

    That’s a fucking party right there.

    ohlaph ,

    It really is. Fuck, just give me the crisps.

    ComradeChairmanKGB ,
    @ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    You don’t know (where else) they’ve been.

    ohlaph ,

    Doesn’t matter, got crunches.

    tilcica ,

    thats the fun part of it

    Evil_Shrubbery , to memes in Ball mill them first, for best results

    It’s not just natural and compostable - it’s incredibly and unimaginably eco friendly, super carbon negative, has positive effects on people’s lives, and morally such a positive yearly habit (/ritual/tradition) that instantly cures depression & guarantees the best afterlife (or no afterlife for those who had enough).

    drekly , to memes in "I simply wish to compose a completely ordinary sentence."

    Thanks gpt, that’s exactly what I want, however it’s worded a little too formally. Could you rephrase it slightly more casually please, as if it was a comment on a web forum?

    Kyoyeou OP ,

    “Hey, I just wanna write a regular sentence, you know?” (Is the real answer ChatGPT to the previous discussion to make the tittle of this post)

    monotremata ,

    Certainly! Here's how this might be phrased in a more casual manner if it appeared as a comment on a web forum: "lol git gud noob jk"

    drekly ,

    That’s closer to what I need but perhaps too far in the casual direction. I think we need to meet midway and have something that more resembles casual natural speech

    Sotuanduso ,

    Sure, here’s a comment for the Lemmy thread:

    “Hey folks, just wanted to chime in here. Making a simple sentence ain’t rocket science, right? 😄 I mean, ChatGPT’s got some serious sentence-making skills, no doubt, but it’s all about keeping it chill and natural, you know what I’m sayin’? 🙌”

    drekly ,

    I hate when it does this. Real “fellow kids” vibes. Every time I mention to be casual

    reagansrottencorpse ,

    Nothing wrong with keeping it chill and natural

    funkless_eck ,

    this whole exchange has truly saved me so much time and effort, thanks AI.

    thesporkeffect , to lemmyshitpost in Smooth

    That’s the wrong number. You either need to take one away or get another one put on

    Brad_Brace ,
    @Brad_Brace@lemmy.world avatar

    If it’s the second, do you have to hunt it down yourself or how does it work?

    RedditWanderer ,

    Yeah I’ve heard of “growing a pair” but not growing just one.

    peteypete420 ,

    People just half ass things nowadays

    Aurenkin , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in B R E A T H E

    I just imagine driving past this sign on the way to a vacation spot with kids screaming in the car and just realising you forgot about the broken tent pole from the last trip that you meant to replace before this one, then the fuel blinker comes on just as you spill your drink on the dash because a toy got thrown at you. You see this sign as you drive by and it triggers something inside you, like a gaping maw opening to consume the last shred of humanity you have left as you resign yourself to a fate you still can’t figure out if you chose, or was imposed upon you by the chance circumstances of your life.

    lowleveldata ,

    Oddly specific

    Juvyn00b ,

    They’ve seen some shit

    paddirn , to aboringdystopia in Gourmet Rule

    “Younger generations spend more on groceries than on other categories”

    Maybe because the price of groceries and rent has gone up so much that there’s nothing left for anything else? I thought when the price of foods starts going up, that’s when societies typically start seeing riots as people are basically at the end of their rope at that point.

    Krauerking ,

    Man they really tried telling us that rent or mortgage should only be 30% of your monthly income if you have a really nice place and then turned around and got confused that we are complaining that even if you make $100,000 in most cities that still puts rent near 50% of your take home paycheck.

    And now food is taking up more of the rest of a paycheck. But hey we just complain to much as the younger generations I guess because there is never anything to fix. It’s all perfect except for brown people or lesbians or some shit.

    But the prices aren’t impossible yet and people aren’t starving just not eating well.

    clif , to mildlyinteresting in I received this "free gift" with an Aliexpress order

    Praise the lord… for… panda butts?

    FiniteLooper ,

    You’ve just created a great T-shirt idea

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