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Lucidlethargy , to aboringdystopia in Gourmet Rule

I, too, enjoy eating to survive. Sorry for the gluttony, everyone. Bootstraps are a little tough on my teeth. I’ll try to do better.

Karyoplasma ,

I bet you are enjoying breathing too, you filthy hedonist.

froh42 , to lemmyshitpost in Spring has sprung

I know, shitpost.

But: A few years ago the front right spring broke on my Peugeot 307 van, dug itself into the tire and ripped of the tire when I tried to. move the car. (It was parked when it happened)

Two hours before I had driven that van on the Autobahn at its vmax of about 180kph (about 110mph)

Ripping off the front tire would NOT have been a fun situation.

hollunder , (edited )

Yeah my car mechanic told me that some cars/manufacturers have exactly this design flaw where the end of the broken spring slides out and pierces the tire. He mentioned that also BMWs do this. I previously had a VW Golf and had broken springs like 4 times (used to drive a lot on unpaved country and forest roads for work) which luckily doesn’t do this. The rest of the spring stays in and sometimes we only noticed a spring was broken again during inspection. Sometimes I heard the broken part rattle while driving on uneven terrain. Don’t know where I would have ended if every broken spring had pierced a tire…

Track_Shovel OP ,

While it’s a shitpost, it is entirely real. Pulled this from my neighborhood FB group.

Terrifying

Sludgehammer , to mildlyinteresting in I received this "free gift" with an Aliexpress order
@Sludgehammer@lemmy.world avatar

I’m guessing “free gift” means they can’t sell them and don’t want to pay to dump them.

qjkxbmwvz , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Lay them on me

Cycling? Great, increased funding for infrastructure and increased general awareness. Amateur radio? Lower prices for rigs, innovation, and more contacts to be made.

If your interest in a hobby is based on its exclusivity, it may be that you’re more interested in exclusivity than in the hobby itself…

Pyroglyph ,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

I think they were more likely referring to how when the public eye is on something many companies will start churning out low-effort products to capitalise on the interest. The market would be flooded with cheap and inferior products in that niche, potentially threatening the smaller business that actually cared about making quality products for those hobbyists. I know this won’t apply to every hobby, but there are definitely a number of them that will.

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Well, some people don’t do well with the higher speed and more social interaction it can lead to. It doesn’t have to result in giving up that hobby, but leaving communities related to it.

AdmiralShat ,

It’s not that some hobbies are based on exclusivity or even some other hipster rationalization, but there definitely is a period where a shit load of new people come in, read half a wiki page, then proceed to argue and talk down to people who have been at it for years. It ruins communities if the audience widens too much at once. I’ve been online long enough to have seen it happen multiple times.

saltesc , (edited ) to memes in ~ Sinsational ~

I find it so weird and creepy that strangers are obsessed with the sexual activity of other strangers. Or just anything that literally has zero impact on them, but is suddenly an issue once they know it exists.

Makes me think of a Marcus Aurelius quote…

Take away your opinion, and then there is taken away the complaint: “I have been harmed.” Take away the complaint that “I have been harmed” and the harm is taken away.

It’s no one’s problem but your own and no one can fix your problems but you.

Shou ,

And when a member of high status within their cult turns out to be a peado, they suddenly don’t care.

bjoern_tantau , to memes in Modified so that it doesn't look like a clickbait
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

I still don’t know what you’re trying to say.

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

It’s an attempt to parody the meme format where people take two similarly looking characters and put Science Blaster (Game Theory’s theme song) in the background, implying that the two characters are the same. Such as this one.

notnotmike ,
@notnotmike@programming.dev avatar

I think you’d have better luck with the “corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures” one instead

Rhynoplaz ,

I guess we just aren’t hip to those fresh dank memes.

saltesc ,

Photoshop is clickbait in Adobe clothing, duh.

Caboose12000 ,

constructive critisism, I think it would’ve read as game theory meme much more of youd used the green text that matpat always uses

habanhero , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

Simple solution, spend 1 second and decide to consciously ignore guy on internet for the rest of your life.

Works wonders for mental and physical health, zero downsides!

TokenBoomer ,

True. Until 70+ million of them decide to vote in a fascist dictatorship.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Fucking happening over here. The thing with echo chambers is that someone eventually starts farting, and then people start breathing it in. Those people start farting, and boom a moronic fascist dictatorship or radical conspiracy group is born

SternburgExport , to memes in *sheepish grin*

ah yes, jokes based on my suffering

xor , to memes in Apple

“blue vs green bubble” drama

is not real… it’s some bullshit marketing thing… nobody cares what kind of phone you have

qprimed , (edited )

is not real…

tell that the social cliques in high school. its marketing and its real.

source: kids.

xor ,

it’s marketing thus seems more real than it is.

there will always be kids who treat poor kids bad for not having the cool new expensive stuff…

but that’s a classist problem, not limited to phones.

see also: jeans, shoes, makeup, e-bikes, pokemon, everything else

also, all the really cool kids use signal messenger and don’t use stock text messaging apps…

qprimed ,

oh, understood. just saying that the marketing of social shame has been strategically exended into the colour of your text bubble pixels… from the “think different” company.

signal gets installed on every phone in my house, but the kids are drawn to where the other kids are and Apple snobbery is rife in the area I am in.

xor ,

well your kids are really cool…

i wonder how much is actually apple, and how much is standard classist kid stuff…

there was a recent hydroflask craze with the kids around here… with kids chanting “sks” (sound at the end of hydroflasks)
but, i think that’s just because they’re nicer quality and expensive…

when i was a kid there was a big deal made about jean brands in my school…

qprimed ,

I would say the majority of it is just the usual human monkey brained reactionary garbage that our species has always dealt with. the concerning bit is how our own brains have been weaponized against us with untold amounts of money and time expended in learning how to manipulate enough of us to extract and realocate “value” from the many to the few.

I think we are collectively building a benificial immune reaction to this invasion of our selves, but the attack is so pervasive and so persistent that it is, quite literally, mentally and physically debilitating - certainly by design. will we just exhaust ourselves into submission or change paths and try something that does not culminate in a species ending orgy of consumption and conflict? I have no idea, but very few of our possible futures look particularly hopeful to me at the moment.

I do, however, try to hold on to some thread of optimisim - I need a reason to get up in the morning.

I appreciate the dialogue, fellow internet denizen :-)

BCsven ,

If it isn’t the phone, it is shoes, or other stupid shit. people grow up and the realize that none of that stupid shit matters

thorbot ,

Who fucking cares what high schoolers think?

qprimed ,

its their lived experience and they are the future adults of our world.

if the insane amount of micro-targeted manipulation and pressure these kids face on a daily basis does not concern you, then your lack of empathy is self evident and there is nothing else to be said to you.

thorbot ,

Yeah, because we never experienced that as kids ourselves

Zangoose ,

No, you didn’t, or at least not at this level.

Sure, TV ads and even some old games had ads which were targeted to specific demographics (their audience), but modern digital ads are targeted to vulnerabilities of specific individuals (using location, search, purchase history, etc.). They’re also shown much more often and baked into products which are specifically designed to target your subconscious psychology (using nudging, gamification, etc.) so you use them more.

The kind of data required for the level of ad targeting done now did not exist more than maybe 15-20 years ago.

thorbot ,

You’re completely glossing over the fact that there was a whole different set of problems my generation had to deal with in the 90s. But sure, only modern kids ever struggled. We’ll go with that.

Zangoose ,

Obviously every generation has its struggles, but I was never disagreeing with that. If you treat this as “just another generational problem,” you are fundamentally missing the point. It’s as you say, a whole different set of problems.

Micro targeted ads are hard to ignore because most of the time they’re influencing our subconscious state. This isn’t just another generational issue we’re facing, it’s fundamentally shaping the way people look at the world without them even being aware of it. It’s not limited to just the current generation, because everyone interacts with technology. However, targeting inner psychology will obviously impact people with less developed brains more than it will impact adults, and we’re beginning to see the effects of that already with Gen Z.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

It absolutely is real.

Source: my own experience for the last four years

ruckblack ,

Does the year you were born start with “20”?

xor ,

what have you experienced?

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

peers being frustrated because I have an android… being left out of group chats because people don’t wanna break their existing imessage groups… having to constantly bother people about not sending videos/images over text because they become a blurry mess… frequently apologizing just for having an android…

And also a general awareness I’ve developed that I have been left out of things… harder to know because, well, I was left out.

Mind you I am probably in the single worst location for this in terms of mindshare. By my unscientific observation, ~0.5% of students had an android at my school.

xor ,

yeah, i was a poor kid in a rich school…
i really don’t think it’s the phone…

if it was 1860, you’d be excluded for have a subpar quill and ink…

BCsven ,

Then you are hanging around with highschool kids that care what shoes you wear. I guaranty nobody working and living a proper life gives a shit on text bubble colours

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

They’re kids and plus most of it is subconscious. None of them are mean or anything about it. I can assure if I was to ask them, they’d all say it’s totally fine and they don’t mind at all and they understand, but still they end up sending one less text because they have negative feelings associated with it and thus their brain brings it up a little less.

Maybe nobody working gives a shit right now, but if this is how the kids are growing up, it’s gonna keep becoming a bigger problem

BCsven ,

Then that is an education issue. Part of our curriculum was decoding advertising and marketing used to manipulate consumers. it seems this has to be readded at schools.

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  • BCsven ,

    If you wamted privacy you would not be using the OS delivered messaging app that IOS can read anyway to flag CASM. And the group can screenshot and share. if you actually wanted privacy you would be using a tool like Session.

    VinesNFluff ,
    @VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar

    Yeah, defnitely not a thing in Brazil. We get rich idiots bragging about their iPhones, sure, but the text bubble thing never came over.

    … Broadly because we don’t. Text in Brazil. We use WhatsApp or Telegram.

    rustydomino , to memes in Invest in hwat?
    @rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

    Yup

    perishthethought ,

    Yup.

    Pistcow ,

    Mmhmm

    watersnipje ,

    Mmm-hm.

    Skelectus , to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?
    @Skelectus@suppo.fi avatar

    If this encourages light, fast loading pages, I’m all for it.

    pineapplelover ,

    The future is no JavaScript!!

    Skelectus ,
    @Skelectus@suppo.fi avatar

    I wish.

    lolcatnip ,

    Lies are good if I like one of the outcomes they promote!

    Skelectus ,
    @Skelectus@suppo.fi avatar

    It was kind of a joke response.

    FlyingSquid , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m willing to take that risk.

    Assman , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I wish it was that easy to make croissants

    ipha ,

    Are you sure you’re making them correctly? Do you include the grub or are you trying to make some weird vegetarian version?

    Turious , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

    I’m going to try to swallow some shotgun shells if I have to see one more article telling me to work until I die.

    chaogomu ,

    Are you currently working? Because if you are, then swallowing shotgun shells now, means that you have technically worked until you died.

    The best thing to do is to quit and then go live in a van down by the river. If you can afford a van in this economy.

    Turious ,

    Convenient, I already own a van. Time to put in my resignation.

    The_Picard_Maneuver , to games in 8 Years later my Steam Link is still getting regular updates
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    Wow, when they were practically giving those away, I figured they were washing their hands of it. It’s amazing that it’s still being supported.

    Infynis ,
    @Infynis@midwest.social avatar

    Mine was $1! I love it. I just bought a wireless mouse and keyboard for it, because it’s honestly just a great way to stream stuff. Now my computer can be in my living room, and my office at the same time!

    Digestive_Biscuit ,
    @Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

    I remember that sale and annoyed I didn’t buy one. At the time I thought I’d never use it. Fast forward a few years and I occasionally use Steam Link on a Raspberry Pi, so I would have used it. Oh well.

    nihth ,

    Think about it though. Probably some overlap with the deck. And hiring one dev very part time to keep this thing alive is nothing for them. Which makes the steam deck way more lucrative

    Cqrd ,

    Tell me you don’t know how valve works without telling me you don’t know how valve works.

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