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Marketsupreme , to memes in I have several questions, actually

Yes

jimmydoreisalefty , to memes in I have several questions, actually

Similar to a horse, in the back.

TootSweet ,

Oh god. Is this the new “if dogs wore pants would it be like this or like this?”

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

If dogs pooped would they do it like this or like this?

Pinklink , to memes in I have several questions, actually

This question transcends gender and sexuality

Mothra , to memes in I have several questions, actually
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

It has to be the how does she wear pants one. No way anyone could come up with more questions than that, right

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I mean does she have hooves or feet?

tubaruco ,

where does the tail come from?

Decoy321 ,

It’s above the butt, silly.

Godnroc ,

Tailbone

tetraodon ,
iMike ,

Will this reach to the front hole?

tubaruco ,

yeah, has to be longer

Assman , to memes in Ding!
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

He looks like if they put Mel Gibson’s William Wallace in the dungeon for 37 years instead of killing him

TootSweet ,

He looks like Tom Hanks’ character in Castaway going through a too-much-eyeshadow phase.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

It makes sense. What better time to experiment with makeup than when you’re alone for years.

Alteon ,

Spot on!

MBZzZzZzZz ,

This looks like Mel Gibson shortly after his divorce.

southsamurai , to memes in I have several questions, actually
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, you couldn’t actually ride her. The spine simply couldn’t support an adult human rider.

Track_Shovel OP ,

But could she ride me?

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Chances are good.

Enkers ,

Probably not. She looks like she weighs at least 200 lbs plus maybe another 40 lbs of armour and weapons. The average person would struggle to support that much weight for any significant duration, let alone…

Oh, I see. Yeah, probably.

TheCee ,
@TheCee@programming.dev avatar

Just try, what is the worst that could happen? Hehe-- [sound of breaking bones and rupturing organs]

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/71e2646e-2319-456b-a260-c560f0a4e603.png

Track_Shovel OP ,

Death by snu snu was always my preference

TheCee ,
@TheCee@programming.dev avatar

That guys’ as well.

guyrocket , to memes in Jabba the Slut
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Yo momma so FAT her blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma's so FAT when she goes camping the bears hide THEIR food.

You momma's so NASTY, when she takes off her panties it sounds like velcro.

loaExMachina ,

Yo momma so FAT32 she can’t handle files bigger than 4GB.

guyrocket ,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Yo momma so SCSI my hard drive is never hard

shasta , to memes in I have several questions, actually

No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it’s always itchy.

vodka ,

No worries we have a solution for that www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

Uncle_Bagel ,

Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

Gabu ,

TIHI. Can we, as a community, delete his comment, please?

AlpacaChariot ,

I really hope you’re a vet or something and have a legit reason to know this

Balthazar ,
@Balthazar@sopuli.xyz avatar

… I did know before reading the post the reason we as humans are the only ones who wipe. Where did I learn this? From you (the internet) of course. Where else xD

horsey ,

dogs and cats do that weird thing where they scoot and rub their butts on the carpet… plus licking.

Uncle_Bagel ,

Actually, dogs also prolapse their anus. They scoot because their anal glands get backed up and that is the only way they can clear it out.

Felines, meanwhile, are not capable of prolapsing their anus, and instead use their tongues to remove any fecal matter that accumulates.

CaptnNMorgan ,

Any comforting words about cats and why that isn’t gross?

Zerush ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
TopRamenBinLaden ,

Toilet paper companies don’t want you to know this one trick.

Teotwawki ,

If you haven’t bought a bidet (like $50-100 and a few minutes to install) or shower every time you poop, you are probably covered in feces right now. Toilet paper alone is kind of gross.

TopRamenBinLaden ,

I actually poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. I don’t even have a toilet.

Knusper , to memes in Never buy used air pods

The existence of subwoofer implies the existence of domwoofer… ?

rockerface ,

or superwoofer

although those are not mutually exclusive

gibmiser , to memes in Never buy used air pods

Imagine being the girl in the background of this meme…

Holzkohlen ,

Now what?

StalksEveryone ,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

imagine noticing the desk wobbling randomly throughout class.

MasterNerd , to memes in Never buy used air pods
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

Man’s gonna become a chess master

agentshags ,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

I still can not believe that story lol

DSTGU ,

That s cause it was fabricated, lol

troyunrau ,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

I decided to fact check. As far as I can tell, the initial stories were all based off of rumour and supposition, amplified by twitter (Elon specifically). I do see stories about the fallout, including a 100M defamation lawsuit. On the balance of probabilities, my factcheck concludes that it is likely a fabricated story.

DSTGU ,

I wouldnt say it was exactly like that. I was there when it was written. It was heavily pushed by a certain annoying subreddit after the initial cheating allegations because it was a funny story and shitstorming it was the funniest thing ever. Only then it has reached main chess subreddit, though that some grandmasters, through them other grandmasters and through them it reached the media. Just somewhere along the line someone missed that it was supposed to be a joke

pewnit ,

I was gonna say that 🤣

Godric , to memes in Never buy used air pods

They have Hans Neiman as spokesman.

Sacreblew , to memes in I have several questions, actually

How many sets of mammaries?

paddirn , to memes in I have several questions, actually

How many sets of tits does she have?

Edit: looked it up, apparently it’s just two for horses, though not sure if the human set would count or if she’d have two up top and two on the underside.

niisama6928 ,

It looks like the tits of the lower one is the butt cheeks of the upper one. So I guess one pair of boobs, one pair of ass and one pair of ass-boob

SnipingNinja ,

So that’s the solution to the fight between those who prefer boobs and those who prefer ass.

PeriodicallyPedantic , to memes in Never buy used air pods

I’m all about that bass, bout that bass.

JoeKis ,

no treble

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