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pastaPersona , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

Probably a terrible idea, but would these in any way be safe to eat?

Obviously not the toilet mushrooms, but maybe the ones growing out of the chair, cracks in the floor etc would be safe to cook if washed?

EdibleFriend , (edited )
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You want to eat the toilet mushroom the most, don’t you?

altima_neo ,
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Its already got some nutella on it too

Wogi ,

Mushrooms grow out of rotting organic matter. Oyster mushrooms are all safe to eat so I would imagine that even the toilet shrooms are fine.

Blackout ,
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Yeah the piss on top of them is just added flavor!

SendMePhotos ,

It’s not an attack, but I will never understand how mushrooms can be appealing to people. I will never be able to grasp it. To me, mushrooms are grotesque and the desire I see in people to eat them is the equivalent of craving spoiled food. The flavor is not enough to counter the texture triggering my gag reflex.

Yeah, yeah. We all have different tastes and stuff. It’s just a hard thing to wrap my head around.

obinice ,
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Fungus in general is incredibly alien. It’s not a plant, it’s not an animal, it’s… something outside of our traditional understanding.

Quite reasonable to be put off them, I love eating mushrooms but they’re… creepy…

sternail ,

I mean they are definitely inside our understandig. They‘re just not animals or plants, but fungi. With all the diversity we have on earth it probably make sense that we have organisms that aren‘t classified as neither animals or plants.

candybrie ,

And it’s not like we don’t love other fungus. Any yeasty bread contains fungus (yeasty breads include most nonquick beads or flat breads and like cinnamon rolls or pizza crust).

Gabu ,

Same. It’s just fucking bizarre. Having said that, living by eating the corpses of other animals is also insanity, only to a smaller degree.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

How do you feel about sauerkraut, kimchi, sour cream, cheese, yogurt, Worcestershire sauce, fish sauce, soy sauce, tofu, tempeh, beer, wine, or dry aged meats?

Wogi ,

As far as kinda gross foods go I’d put mushrooms pretty far down the list. People eat crazy shit all the time. Once you clean em off there’s really nothing wrong with them.

Also most of the food you eat grows in actual shit.

Lev_Astov ,
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I felt the same until some point in high school when I realized all food ultimately grows from recycled rot, so I decided to try liking mushrooms. It was a lot easier to overcome the texture of those than of raw tomato or onion and opened up a whole new world of umami flavor. Just wash them and cook them; there’s no understanding the people eating them raw…

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

You can always try the chew test.

Chew a bit and see if you die in 24 hours. If you don’t, eat away!

TerrificTadpole ,

I feel like this system is flawed but I don’t know enough about mushrooms to refute it

Pandantic ,
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The way to fix this test is to feed some to the landlord first.

inconel ,

Some mushrooms can be poisonous after 24h, just in case. angel wing mushroom shows no digestive symptoms but encephalopathy after 2 day to 1 month of latent period. The mushroom was known to be edible for a long time. Were it not for full screening for encephalopathy cases (enforced due to SARS spread back in 2004), it could’ve remain “edible” still now.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Most certainly not. Fungi/plants take up and bioaccumulate compounds.

zloubida , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E
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Oyster mushrooms are one of the few known carnivorous mushrooms. They’re cool (and edible).

feedum_sneedson ,

What the fuck was I watching with someone growing mushrooms on sedated people? What the fuck? I know I didn’t make that up, people think of some very disgusting things.

MrNesser ,

Sounds like an episode of x files

hihi24522 ,

Was it that one episode of Hannibal where the guy grows mushrooms on diabetics he keeps in comas in the forest?

feedum_sneedson ,

Yes!

5wim ,

It was an episode of “Hannibal” - episode S01E02 “Amuse-Bouche.”

feedum_sneedson ,

You’re right! The internet is good sometimes.

9point6 , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

I’ve never seen the term toilet mushroom before, and here it is all over this thread

Pandantic ,
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Isn’t it amazing how the coming together of minds from across the world can bring fresh and new vocabulary to the world?

RadicalEagle ,

It’s one of the things I love most about being alive. When I was a kid I loved reading the names and flavor text of Duel Masters cards. They always seemed pulled from the most weirdest corners of people’s minds lol

My favorites were always the lovecraftian horrors that had really mundane descriptions.

Nikls94 , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

Dude being here, eating for free while having reasons to lower rent. Genius.

Kusimulkku , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

I mean, that’s an advice I’ll happily follow

Rai , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

DO grow Golden Teachers. Just ask uncle Ben for help.

KairuByte ,
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You just need to be positive.

olafurp , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

Now that’s goblincore af

Son_of_dad , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

My wife just bought me a pack that’s oyster mushroom growing kit. Now I’m scared

zammy95 ,

Are you at least vaguely responsible? You should be fine, grow a way man!

KairuByte ,
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They got an oyster mushroom growing kit, not a way man growing kit, silly.

Zetta ,

Enjoy the grow, nothing to be worried about. You should try to pick them before they start dropping spores, but it’s not a big deal if they drop spores.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Have fun welcoming Ork Boyz to your house

andros_rex ,

This is unlikely to happen unless you are neglecting your home maintenance - the mushrooms are probably the least of these folks worries.

ScrambledLogic , to coffee in Anyone tried CoffeeSock? A V60 Style Reusable Cloth Coffee Filter

I’m currently using a pair of them for pour-over in a Hario V60. As others have mentioned, they do taste differently than paper filters. I rinse them thoroughly after each use, then hang just inside a sunny window to dry quickly. I also alternate each day between the two that I have, so that each one has an extra day to stay dry. Doing this while boiling them once a month or so keeps them well cleaned, no odors or odd tastes. However, you do end up using a decent amount of water over time to keep them clean; it’s unclear if saving a year’s worth (how long two CoffeeSocks last according to the manufacturer) of paper filters is worth the extra water consumption. I’m thinking of switching to paper myself, and keeping these as a backup.

affiliate , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

how long until we see this pop up on a billionaire mindset youtube video?

short on cash? try growing mushrooms in your walls

Stalinwolf , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E
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I should grow hen of the woods (maitake) all over my house. I could make a fortune at the eastern market, and have relatively clean mushrooms every night of the week. My cats might lick 'em.

mPony ,

Hen Of The Woods and Oyster Mushrooms are friggin’ tasty. That being said, you have to make CERTAIN what you’re eating, or you will fuck up your everything.

Mirshe ,

This is just mushrooms in general. There are tons of copycat species that look nearly identical, like false morels, which will kill you.

Track_Shovel OP ,
Rayspekt , to coffee in Anyone tried CoffeeSock? A V60 Style Reusable Cloth Coffee Filter

That is the worst, most appalling name for that device.

Sunny OP ,

Haha yeah it’s not the best 😅

Everythingispenguins ,

I think coffee underwear might be worse

surewhynotlem ,

The tag line is even worse.

Coffee sock: ask any teen boy how easy it is to clean.

Quill7513 , to coffee in Anyone tried CoffeeSock? A V60 Style Reusable Cloth Coffee Filter

I conceptually like them but I honestly find maintaining them too much work… If you can remember the frequent boilings they need, they make excellent coffee

Maggoty , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

Eh, they’ll just cut them back, plaster over the holes and rent it to the next victim.

Corno , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

I don’t know why but mushrooms growing on things like carpet/flooring really scares me for some reason 😂 😱

mouserat ,

Me too - for me because things like my floor are meant to be durable, and seeing it being destroyed so easily just by some spores flying around discomfits me.

SkyezOpen ,

Bleach your whole house then seal it with flex seal. It’s the only way to be safe.

PersnickityPenguin ,

Bleach doesn’t penetrate, use vinegar instead.

evranch ,

Fungus can consume nearly anything organic, but it has to be damp. Even “dry rot” is only dry when you see it, it was once wet for the mycelium to spread through it.

I grew up in a wet climate where we feared mold and fungus, now I live in a dry one where we run humidifiers. You won’t ever see mildew or black mold here without a constant moisture source.

the_third ,

I’m so glad my house is inorganic from the ground up to the roof timber. Yes, wet spots would nourish mold, but the concrete and the bricks themselves wouldn’t be much affected by it. Or termites! Imagine having a house that could be rendered unusable by an overlooked insect problem. I just don’t like the idea.

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