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Zuberi , to memes in Every report that comes to me for review
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They took the kellogs logo off recently because of the boycotts.

Not that I ate any of this diabetic nightmare fuel before anyway.

prettybunnys , to memes in was this not allowed before?

haha apple bad amirite

atx_aquarian , to lemmyshitpost in Our god is ever hungry
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

Cookie Monster in a toilet.

casmael ,

Yeah all I see is toilet seat lol

Splatterphace , to lemmyshitpost in Our god is ever hungry

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/62babbf0-43a2-42dc-ae62-d1f5cd0d29fa.webp

moosetwin , to lemmyshitpost in Our god is ever hungry

Do you guys not see the color scheme? Clearly they’re talking about cookie clicker

Delphia , to til in TIL: You can easily check eggs for being bad or fresh

Nice try 4chan, last time I microwaved an Iphone.

Kusimulkku ,

Oh no, you created mustard gas

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Don’t eat spoiled eggs.

I had a coworker who did. She had to go to the emergency room and missed work for a month.

I think I dunno. That was her story. She could have went to Cancun or backpacked in Europe and made up the story.

Saber_is_dead ,

What I learn from this is that if I eat spoiled eggs, I have a 2/3 chance of ending up in Cancun or backpacking across Europe. Brb

Mad_Punda , to til in TIL: You can easily check eggs for being bad or fresh

My egg packages here in Sweden have that information printed on them.

But the version where the egg floats they don’t say to toss it out, but rather crack it open, look, smell. Might still be good.

Beryl ,

Exactly, the egg floating doesn’t mean that it’s not edible anymore, just that it’s old.

slightperil ,

Yes, I’m sick of seeing this infographic and ones like it as it encourages waste

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly. If an egg has gone bad, you can’t really miss it.

Also why it’s good to always quickly check eggs before adding them to a mix.

Deebster ,
@Deebster@programming.dev avatar

Assuming you have a sense of smell. Anosmia affects about 3% of people - probably more since Covid.

AnUnusualRelic , (edited )
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

The colour is typically also a dead giveaway.

Of course blind people with anosmia are on their own there.

bitwaba ,

Must be tough to be a blind person with ansomia and a craving for omelettes.

BeatTakeshi ,
@BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world avatar

I felt like cracking a joke but it would stink

SoleInvictus ,

I made the mistake of not checking once, as I was cracking eggs into a running mixer. It was awful, I’ll never forget again.

Marsupial , to til in TIL: You can easily check eggs for being bad or fresh
@Marsupial@quokk.au avatar

Why does the tosser egg have some sort of donut shaped cereal in the bowl?

chonglibloodsport ,

Clearly they mean: toss the egg in a bowl of Frootloops!

Marsupial ,
@Marsupial@quokk.au avatar

That makes sense, breakfast food + breakfast food = breakfast.

Usually_Lurker ,
@Usually_Lurker@lemmy.world avatar

Chicken + Waffles = ?

sangriaferret ,

Breakfast. Or dinner. I don’t see the problem here.

Marsupial ,
@Marsupial@quokk.au avatar

When you think about it dinner is really breakfast for the late shift.

Bonehead ,

When you think about it, all meals are breakfast because you're breaking the fast that started after the last meal.

sangriaferret ,

Which is the supposed origin of chicken and waffles. Jazz musicians in New York City finishing their gigs in the late night hours between dinner and breakfast would go to Wells Supper Club in Harlem and get a little bit of both.

livus ,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

And what is the picture in the background? It sort of looks like breasts.

jaybone ,

Paging Dr. Rorschach

AtariDump ,

Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he have so many pictures of my parents fighting?

jaybone ,

It’s part of a complete breakfast.

crazyminner , to til in TIL: You can easily check eggs for being bad or fresh

Gotta eat me some chicken menstruations. Mmm mmm!

jaybone ,

They used to have the six piece on the dollar menu. But that’s capitalism for you. 🤷‍♀️

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Menses.

Also, that’s some really bad biology there.

The closest comparison to human cycles could be ovulation, not menstruation. Hell, it would be closer to childbirth than menstruation.

Also, the sounds hens make before, during, and after laying are… impressive. Definitely closer to childbirth in that regard.

Nepenthe , to til in TIL: You can easily check eggs for being bad or fresh
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Remember, if the thick cloud emitted by the egg only drifts upwards, it's probably no good.

No, this graphic really is solid advice for people to know, but damn if it could have been designed with a little more forethought. Imagine, for instance, if the reader is yellow/blue colorblind. They could make a guess at what's happening, but they may not quite be sure. Arrows are doing 99% of the lifting, here.

Klicnik ,
@Klicnik@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think it’s if it produces both a thick gas cloud and Fruitloops. If it’s only one of those, it may still be good.

Ejh3k , to til in TIL: You can easily check eggs for being bad or fresh

But which stage is best for hard boiling?

Duranie ,

As close as you can get to “eat soon”. It’ll have a decent air pocket developed and the membrane adhering to the shell will be weaker.

dependencyinjection , to til in TIL: You can easily check eggs for being bad or fresh

Why is this though? What’s the science for making old eggs float?

Absolute_Axoltl ,

As an egg gets older it starts to break down, so it’s density becomes less. Eventually it’s density will be less than the water so it’ll begin to float.

Deebster ,
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The egg start to decompose and produces gas. Some of that gas escapes through the shell, so the egg’s mass decreases, which causes the density of the egg vs water to drop.

www.thoughtco.com/why-rotten-eggs-float-4116957

Muffi ,

Thanks for this explanation! I couldn’t understand how the overall mass of the egg would change, even if some of the contents turned to a gas.

EmoDuck ,

The older an egg gets the more experienced it gets with swimming. I once had an egg that was so old, it could do 4 laps in an Olympic swimming pool in under a minute

Unfortunately by that zime it had already gone bad. Started smoking, got into trouble with the law, that sorta stuff. Must be because of that satanic heavy metal music

ronalicious , to coffee in Anyone tried CoffeeSock? A V60 Style Reusable Cloth Coffee Filter

I tried one for a bit, it was difficult to keep clean. James Hoffman has a video on these, I recommend checking it out.

Sunny OP ,

oh damn, yeah i totally should have checked for that. Thanks :)

morbidcactus ,

I definitely started freezing mine after watching a while back, I still usually use paper but cloth is a nice change sometimes

brian ,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr_I3ZVKKb4

deegeese , to coffee in Anyone tried CoffeeSock? A V60 Style Reusable Cloth Coffee Filter

I used to use a reusable gold filter and it worked fine, but the main issue was having to rinse it out every time.

I imagine these would be similar, but harder to rinse because they’re non-rigid.

thews ,

Rigid filter works great. I only use paper filters if I am bored and want to use the aeropress.

Jimmycakes , to coffee in Anyone tried CoffeeSock? A V60 Style Reusable Cloth Coffee Filter

Some things are better left single use. Hot water pour over to clean the filter then add the grind.

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