cordlesslamp , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Dune

With all the meme about the Dune worm and Dune popcorn bucket, I’m surprised that no one has actually put their dick in it (yet).

HEXN3T , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Dune

Do not the worm

baseless_discourse , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Dune

D.U.N.E. short for “[D]on’t put [U]r dick [N] [E]that”

gedaliyah , 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago) to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name

How do the google guys manage to keep themselves out of pictures like this? I know they keep a low profile but isn’t it one of the most evil corporations on the planet?

FeetinMashedPotatoes , 4 months ago to memes in The test

When you hooking up with the girl who’s running through the whole football team and you ain’t got a condom

FeetinMashedPotatoes , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in There wolf. There castle.

Then it disappears and I say “Where House?”

icerunner_origin , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Zen

Who’s out there putting hands on the rim of toilet bowls? 'fess up.

jol , 4 months ago

Depends how drunk and how violently I’m vomiting, really. At some point I just need all the support I can get… You’re not gonna die from touching some old pee.

HonoraryMancunian , 4 months ago

If it’s my own toilet it’s probably one of the most sanitised places I can put my hands

(I’m very hygienic when it comes to my toilet, it gets sprayed with disinfectant several times a day)

explodicle , 4 months ago

I clean the rim of the toilet bowl in case I need to vomit later. (Was in a frat)

ArmoredThirteen , 4 months ago

I’m already leaving the situation needing to clean myself. There are other things taking priority over hand placement

tooclose104 , 4 months ago

I keep the seat down and hover depending on the velocity. If it’s gonna return fire, I’ll use the seat for support.

gamermanh , 4 months ago

Normally? No

When I had E. Coli last year? Yes. And when I got too weak to do that I slumped over the bowl almost kissing the porcelain, absolutely disgusting but it was that or…

When I got to weak for that I flipped onto the floor and spiritually connected with mankind from years past cuz holy shit do I understand how diarrhea killed people now

PoliticallyIncorrect , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name

Oligarchs aren’t chill dudes…

Vampiric_Luma , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Zen

You can tell they’re normal because they don’t know what gooning is.

I’m sorry for anyone that has eyes right now.

Sorgan71 , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Zen

eating is like this

explodicle , 4 months ago

When I put away the phone for a meal I feel like a fancy Frenchman

lugal , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name

*self made billionaires

thefartographer , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in There wolf. There castle.

Suit yourself, I’m easy

ETA:

Blucher!

Decoy321 , 4 months ago

Cue horse whinnying

Track_Shovel OP , 4 months ago

Glad this reference isnt lost

atro_city , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Remember to raise your pinky in polite company

I don't vote because it's useless

don't say anything, it's useless arguing with idiots! don't do it!

"I see, I see... this tea is great! Is it conflict free?"

FartsWithAnAccent , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name

IDK, they sure look like oligarchs to me

FartsWithAnAccent , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Dune

Don’t do it!

Fester , 4 months ago

You’ll paint your belly button, right?

Anakin.jpg

YarHarSuperstar , 4 months ago

Sigh

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