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DrownedRats ,
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Na, too wasteful. Instead, just cement everyone into one of those concrete arches that tunnel boring machines poop out behind them and turn those corpses into tunnels. You still get to be buried but you’re also doing something useful in death!

thermal_shock ,

I think cremation or donation to science should be mandatory. you can still visit a grave, just a smaller urn. or set them free in their favorite spot, turned into a tree, diamond, etc. a 3x6 foot plot of land that is now useless is stupid in my opinion. at least going to science they can learn more and train new talent.

DrownedRats ,
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When I die, I want my body donated to a university astrophysics lab. I’m either going to space or getting blown up trying!

JackGreenEarth ,

They have vertical graves in many places worldwide actually.

Gork OP ,

Mm yes but these would be fully automated luxury grave space communal resting places.

spittingimage ,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

But then you delve too deep and it’s balrogs, innit?

KlavKalashj ,

Only if the delving is also greedy

Crumbgrabber ,

Combine this with the worlds deepest goldmine and we have a winner.

immutable ,

I think it’s a shame that when we figured out skyscrapers we didn’t start doing that with the dead. Catacombs in the sky reaching to the heavens.

I’m gonna go pay my respects to grandma she’s in the towns bonescraper. Smash cut to a giant tower made of skeletons.

Aliens come down to that kind of society, they’d want to party with us because that’s metal as fuck

Daze ,

When I die please arrange my remains on the Bonescraper in the essence of a skeletal gargoyle ty

thermal_shock ,

could you imagine a skyscraper of coffins & skeletons collapsing? LOL would be fucking nuts

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

What do you do with the displaced dirt?

kambusha ,
  1. Profit
lechatron ,
@lechatron@lemmy.today avatar

Fend off the dirt man.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Is he weak to his own element like Metal Man?

lechatron ,
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He’ll drag you to his layer if you don’t keep dirt under your pillow.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Catchy

PineRune ,

Feed the homeless. /s

finley , (edited )

I have always thought it extremely strange that we bury our dead.

edit: i find it even more strange that several people are responding as if this practice is still necessary.

LiterallyLMAO ,
@LiterallyLMAO@lemmy.world avatar

Why let all that meat go to waste?

finley ,

i was thinking, “fuel,” but whatever

LiterallyLMAO ,
@LiterallyLMAO@lemmy.world avatar

Well damn, now I want to start the world’s first corpse-fired power plant

volvoxvsmarla ,

If you think about it it is not strange at all, it is maybe one of the very early things that differentiated us from animals. We have a concept of death and time, future and loss. We mourn our dead. And I strongly believe that all the rituals that we have established are not meant for the dead but in fact serve the living. It is a way to cope with the loss of a person. And with the ever same ways - casket, flowers, music, burying - we give the mourning something to do and get distracted so that they don’t lose themselves in the sadness. It feels “right” because it feels familiar, everyone does it this way. You don’t have to reinvent the wheel every time someone dies. How to cope, and how to get rid of the body? Well, there is a societal playbook for that.

There was a dude here on lemmy who actually specialized in American death rites. I think he stopped using lemmy though because of too much negativity, I think people commenting how stupid it is that we don’t just trash our dead on a post was his tipping point. Which is a freaking shame because it sounds like he knew some really fascinating things.

finley ,

lots of animals mourn their dead, even ritualistically. humans aren’t special in that way. not to mention that, even among humans, burying the dead is not the only practice. many cultures practice marine burials (dumping the corpse in a body of water), or, more popularly, cremation. many carry out these manners of disposal with no ritual at all.

Grief and mourning don’t necessitate a burial. other manners of corpse disposal can allow those who remain to process grief, and some can even provide a location for family and friends to visit in memorium.

notabot ,

It’s a safe and reliable way to dispose of a corpse that might be diseased, will smell bad as it decomposes, and would certainly attract scavengers if left lying around. The same goes for cremation, it really just depends on local custom.

finley ,

i feel it necessary to remind you that it’s 2024 (CE, not BCE), and you’re using a computer to communicate on a global telecommunications network which runs on electricity and digital information.

PineRune , (edited )

Leaving a carcass in the wild would attract scavengers and spread disease, which is prevented by inhumation. Cremation is also an option but requires a large amount of fuel. In early and prehistoric cultures, inhumation was the easy option.

Edit: to add to this, I read something on how the first “burials” were just piling rocks on top of the dead body, primarily to ward off scavengers. So, aside from honoring the dead, burial and cremation have a practical purpose as well.

yol ,

Go a step further and install every layer of coffins into I big vertical conveyor belt and you can rotate it around to get the next level once one gets too full.

Bougie_Birdie ,
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That might make it difficult to visit the remains of a loved one, but I suppose you can just chuck your flowers in the pit and eventually they’ll work their way down.

AllYourSmurf ,

That’s one heck of a shower thought!

db2 ,

Forbidden tiramisu

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