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dh34d , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

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fin , to memes in Invest in hwat?

No the right guy didn’t invest in crypto because he knows it’s too risky

waigl , to memes in Invest in hwat?

Top Left – More or less the default position, sensible enough, if a bit naive. Nothing wrong with this.

Top Right – Having knowledge is a good thing, and so is making decisions based on sound risk-benefit analysis.

Bottom Right – Well, at least it’s an informed decision. Just don’t try to pass off the risk on someone else if it backfires.

Bottom Left – Oooouuuuh, you don’t want to be in this quadrant, trust me…

akincisor ,

Everyone who thinks they are in the bottom right, is in the bottom left.

worldofbirths ,
@worldofbirths@lemmy.world avatar

I think the show does a good job at showing how easy it is for Dale and Bill to swap too. Just recently watched the episode where they basically end up in a ditch because they didn’t really know how to use a digger - it’s hard to tell who is dragging down who.

rustydomino , to memes in Invest in hwat?
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

Yup

perishthethought ,

Yup.

Pistcow ,

Mmhmm

watersnipje ,

Mmm-hm.

hemko , to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name

I mean the term oligarch has a clear definition that differs from billionaire, but to be honest pretty sure many billionaires meet the criteria…

Quickly from wikipedia

A business oligarch is generally a business magnate who controls sufficient resources to influence national politics.[1][2] A business leader can be considered an oligarch if the following conditions are satisfied:

uses monopolistic tactics to dominate an industry;
possesses sufficient political power to promote their own interests;
controls multiple businesses, which intensively coordinate their activities.

Edit: also this smells a bit like tankie propaganda pointed towards liberals and conservatives

Spiralvortexisalie ,

What purpose does the propaganda serve if it presumably hits across the board?

awwwyissss ,

You thought the murderous oligarchs that have stripped Russians of a chance for a democratic society are bad? What about Warren Buffet!!?!

hemko ,

Yep. It’s important to acknowledge the shit western billionaires do, but this kinda whataboutism is meh

awwwyissss ,

More than just a bit.

theFibonacciEffect ,

So Elon musk is one I guess

hemko ,

Gates, Besos, Zuck and the foss hater msft boss whose name I can’t remember for sure. I honestly have no idea if Elon meets the 1st requirement - though simply being the richest man on planet highly hints towards it

No idea who’s the granpa at the front

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Pretty sure the old fart is Country Kitchen Buffet or something like that.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

he foss hater msft boss whose name I can’t remember for sure.

You already said Gates

hemko ,

LOL yeah, but meant Steve Ballmer

rmuk ,

If I had a nickel for every time Microsoft created an oligarch I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

Siegfried ,

So is the reptilian who founded facebook

FeetinMashedPotatoes ,

Time to dust off the guillotines

cantstopthesignal , to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name

It’s not fair to compare people who are shrewd at business and take advantage of a tax system that is rigged in their favor to people who are literally stealing from their own people.

tja ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not exactly sure with what part of your sentence you are referring to whom

Ziglin , to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED

Hmm what to do? Genocide or complain about something that no one wanted to hear? It’s such a fine line… how does anyone decide?

catonwheels , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

As I currently writing this on my phone while puking.

In your face god!

Ziglin , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

I’ve done it when I was sick and was it was taking a while for the rest to come up… So technically I was looking at my phone in-between the individual pukes

Zehzin , to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name
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Yeah but my favorite billionaire has a tax haven charity therefore he deserves to hoard more money than everyone I have ever known and their families going up 10 generations have ever seem in their lives.

cantstopthesignal ,

Oh and his son works there and makes 7 figures for throwing an annual gala so he can party with his other rich friends.

alquicksilver , to lemmyshitpost in There wolf. There castle.
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Took me a second. I feel like this is a quality shitpost 😂

not_woody_shaw ,

Too much quality for me. I’m not a swearwolf.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

And it didn’t even need jeans.

Custoslibera , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

“Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They’re the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They’re usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they’re a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can’t trust a man who’s afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It’s damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he’s heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.“ - James Crumley

milicent_bystandr ,

Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink when he drives; he’s afraid he’ll crash, and a fearful driver is a dangerous driver.

Revan343 , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

When I drank a lot, I was definitely on my phone while vomiting

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

YOU HEAR THAT, GOD?

JizzmasterD , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

Smoking is up there. Just close your eyes, atomize the world in front of you, and draw it in through the small, paper tube. Open your eyes and exhale a bit of yourself back into the world.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

You leave a bit of yourself in the world, the world leaves a bit of carcinogens in you ❤️

dutchkimble ,

Yin Yang

JizzmasterD ,

Lol, I hear you. “All things in moderation” and it can be eating grilled food, walking down streets with cars or enjoying a campfire.

lowleveldata ,

Yes. And deep breathing is that without the paper tube.

THE_MORTAL , to lemmyshitpost in Zen
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Phone = Bad = Logic = Funny

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