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Glaive0 , to memes in Apple

Guess I’m no longer an Apple fan. Huh. I’m just locked in at this point. Switching would just spread my data around more and I’m already committed to not upgrading for a few years.

bstix , to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy

Maybe mosquitos would be better for smaller engines running red clean fuel.

SzethFriendOfNimi , to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy

Pretty good but not as efficient as Zombies for plowing, etc as seen in Shaun of the Dead

RGB3x3 , to lemmyshitpost in There wolf. There castle.

I’m going to take a wild guess and say you’re a “The Adventure Zone” fan?

Because they made this joke in last week’s episode.

Track_Shovel OP ,

The what?

RGB3x3 ,

It’s a D&D Podcast. It’s very good, if you’re into D&D

kvartsdan ,

Nah, this meme is much older than that, prolly where they got the joke from if last week’s episode is new. (Never seen the show so have no idea, myself)

InEnduringGrowStrong , to lemmyshitpost in Zen
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

New in-bowl ad-screen market.

NegativeInf ,

They already have a smart toilet to chemically analyze your piss. I’m feeling an inefficiency in the market.

FireRetardant ,
brbposting ,

Any more with these actors?

SternburgExport , to memes in Apple

I‘ve had both and I hate both for their own specific reasons. But you can‘t be living with a dumb flip phone these days.

Or… can you?

mkwt ,

In 2020 I tried to buy a burner tracphone at a Walgreens, and the clerk was just shocked and incredulous that someone might really want to pay money for such a thing.

Jon4 ,
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@mkwt @SternburgExport I got one for my son for emergencies, not like the old days though the minutes expire after 90 days

Bitflip , to memes in Apple

The corporate oligarchy of unmerica working exactly as designed, divide and conquer

mindbleach , to memes in Apple

Or tell them “Apple shouldn’t restrict users like this” and suddenly “It’s their platform!”

Nah dude. It’s your phone. That’s what the money was for.

toxicbubble , to memes in Apple

iphønes users live in Plato’s cave

Donebrach ,
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I use my iOS devices for convenient basic computing / communication. I use my actual computer for actual computing. I live in a multiverse thank you very much.

CitizenKong , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

I mean in the olden days shitting was that time when you could really engage with the ingredients of that shampoo bottle. Or, you know, books and newspapers. Reading while shitting is probably common since both exist.

Swedneck ,
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here in sweden almost everything has translations in the other nordic languages, and school toilets have heating elements, so before phones it was universal that all students ended up learning “ei sa peitää” which means “do not cover” in finnish

kvartsdan ,

Ne pas couvrir Nicht bedecken Må ikke tilldekkes

Been 20 years so correct me if I’m wrong. Was Spanish on there? Italian?

FlatFootFox , (edited ) to memes in Apple
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  • Rustmilian ,
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    Lukewarm? All my homies hate Google.

    psycho_driver , to memes in Invest in hwat?

    Bitcoin isn’t going anywhere unless someone figures out how to successfully hack it. All the other crypto currencies can get fucked.

    explodicle ,

    Once someone hacked Bitcoin to give himself a bazillion bitcoin for free. Everyone else could see that - so they just patched the vulnerability - but Bitcoin was hacked.

    That’s why it ended up going here.

    whoisearth ,
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    Which means it’s probably still being hacked but if someone was smart they would steal small amounts from everywhere. Fly under the radar and because it’s “decentralized” if it’s small enough and random enough no voice would be loud enough to silence it.

    n3m37h ,

    Sssshhhh, you’re going to break their fragile reality

    whoisearth ,
    @whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

    You know what’s hilarious is that this is another problem that was long solved with the traditional centralized systems.

    I will continue to laugh at the response of SWIFT after investigating the viability of block chain and crypto currency. I’m paraphrasing but it was basically “ya, nah”.

    For anyone who knows SWIFT is the largest network of financial transfers in the world and not owned by any one company.

    explodicle ,

    I’d rather just take the one time lump sum payout of shorting it and flying over the radar. (Which that dude probably did) If you patiently exploit the vulnerability, then someone else might figure it out or notice.

    DriftinGrifter ,

    Kek shitty finite currencies with transparent transactions promoting hoarding can get fucked monero all the way

    n3m37h ,

    HODL mean anything to you? LMFAO

    DriftinGrifter ,

    You seem to agree with me that a cryptocurrency without purpose is garbage bloat damaging the environment however monero has taken up a majority of darknet purchases I’m not advising anyone to use crypto as a medium other than anonymous purchase and holding any for longer than necessary may f*ck you because of its volatility sry if my point came across badly in my ONE SENTENCE which made no statements about holding IN ANY WAY

    n3m37h ,

    Fuck Bitcoin and all of its energy and storage wasting.

    If we had nuclear fission/fusion creating all of our power, I wouldn’t care but we are still using oils and coal to produce electricity.

    The world is seeing this effect, We didn’t even have a fucking winter in Canada. Shit what tends to be the coldest month of the year we have already seen positive double digits (please join the rest of the world in using real units murika), hell I’ve biked to work WEARING SHORTS last week

    psycho_driver ,

    I’m not saying I’m for bitcoin (though I am for a form a currency outside the control of any one government). It’s just not going anywhere unless/until it’s compromised.

    Num10ck , to memes in The test

    at least its not his wifes head

    BluesF , to lemmyshitpost in There wolf. There castle.

    I’m sorry but a werewolf is a man who turns into a wolf on the full moon, a werehouse therefore should turn into a house on the full moon, not the other way around.

    Tier1BuildABear ,
    @Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s a weregarage

    general_kitten , to lemmyshitpost in There wolf. There castle.

    I think i need someone to explain this to me

    ImplyingImplications ,

    Werehouse

    general_kitten ,

    Ah i see, i was trying to look at it like a diagram for some reason

    RealFknNito ,
    @RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

    I was looking for loss.

    dan1101 ,

    I thought it was a detached garage.

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