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MeatsOfRage , to lemmyshitpost in How's that IPO goin'?

Looking at a couple hours of a stock means nothing and is purposely misleading. Zoom out and it’s got pretty good upward consistency.

Posts like this are like the sad ex who can’t move on and just makes up bullshit about their former partner. Let’s move on and make Lemmy better instead of being stuck making up fake news for internet points.

awwwyissss ,

Sir, this is a Wendy’s shit posting community

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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People really seem to think this community has only serious bones in its ruling body

Kusimulkku ,

On the other hand, being posted to a shitposting sub doen’t make something a shitpost. Shitposts don’t have to be jokes but just feels like agendaposting, which feels a bit lame in a shitposting sub.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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No, everything in here is shitposting.

Kusimulkku ,

Lmao

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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See, that’s the way to react!

Kusimulkku ,

I react to shitposts as such but agendaposts in a shitposting sub, that’s just lame imo.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Meh, I just take it as a joke about Reddit being shit which is why many left for Lemmy.

Kusimulkku ,

This feels like straight up agenda posting. Posting it to a shitposting sub doesn’t make it any different.

Kolanaki ,
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Are we gonna pretend that Reddit doesn’t completely suck ass, in the bad way?

Are you guys investing in it or something? 🤔

Kusimulkku ,

“This post is misleading”

“WELL CLEARLY YOU MUST LOVE THE THING SINCE YOU’D POINT THAT OUT”

Lmao. Why are some people like this

summerof69 ,

If by “this” you mean “go to a community with ‘Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter’ with a straight face”, then you’re the one who might have the answer!

Kusimulkku ,

“This post is misleading”

If by “this” you mean

I think the “this” in my post just means the post. It’s sorta hinted at with the word “post” right after it lol

Kolanaki ,
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misleading

It’s a meme on a meme community. AKA a joke. If you wants facts, this isn’t the place. 🤦‍♂️

Kusimulkku ,

What’s the meme part

And no, I don’t want facts here. I don’t want purposefully misleading shit either. That’s ofyen just facts presented weirdly to mislead you. I want proper good old fashioned shitposts

saltesc ,

I do this all the time in my reports to execs. If they’re not paying attention to something I’ve been raising, I zoom the y axis in to show big up and down ticks in a visually alarming way. Similarly if they’re obsessed with something stupid, I zoom out and show a much more flatlined and consistent graph so they get the big picture.

wolfpack86 ,

Facebook stock had a notoriously horrible IPO. I bought at open and had friends laughing at me when it went to $18ish. I doubled my position.

Finally sold most of those shares at $475.

BeansLeg ,

I agree with the sentiment but it certainly has not been a clear upward trajectory. https://files.catbox.moe/omtu64.png

MeatsOfRage ,

Yea now it’s going through fluctuations. When this post went up it was at the peak of the 26th. Either way, we gotta wait this out before jerking ourselves off about a stock crash.

BeansLeg ,

You’re right, I didn’t notice the post was a few days old. I completely agree with you then.

We can still jerk ourselves off the old fashioned way though.

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in How's that IPO goin'?

They already pumped it and dumped, you’re seeing the after effect now.

Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in Some people who barely knew each other meeting for no special reason.

I feel sorry for the people who aren’t kiddy fuckers who knew Epstein, that’s a stigma you’d never quite shake.

metaStatic ,
driving_crooner , to lemmyshitpost in How's that IPO goin'?
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OP: *post on c\shitposting *

Nerds: actually, the valuation from the IPO have being up 20%, and you can’t evaluate an stock from its movements on a couple of hours.

Kusimulkku ,

Agenda posts

“This is misleading”

“Hehe nice try but I posted it to shitpost subreddit so you shouldn’t say anything about that”

I don’t think it works like that lol

driving_crooner ,
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Agenda post? My friend, Is the rich people emotional support line. Isn’t real.

Kusimulkku ,

wat

confluence , to lemmyshitpost in How's that IPO goin'?

Truth Social should be next

wintermute_oregon ,

I ponder who the fuck is buying truth social. That is the puzzling part to me.

awwwyissss ,

Very wealthy people who want to transfer money to Trump outside of legal channels in exchange for favors political favors.

arin ,

Dumbass Republicans with their dad’s oil inheritance

andrewth09 , to lemmyshitpost in How's that IPO goin'?

God, please don’t turn Lemmy into “haha reddit stock goes down” literally any time their stock fluctuates.

summerof69 ,

I think they’ve just had the IPO, that’s why we see it. But I wouldn’t worry in the long term unless something major happens, but that applies to any major social media.

grrgyle ,

A similar thing happened with one of my favourite podcasts: Tech Won’t Save Us. They just started crowing about what a craven loser Elon Musk was at every opportunity. And it really sucked all the life out of the podcast for me. Like it used to be super interesting, well researched, broad, hopeful; and suddenly it seemed to only be about dunking on billionaires.

Which, deserved. But I don’t want to hear about Musk’s stupid machinations while I’m doing food prep. I want to hear about something cool, like collective action in India.

Maybe I’m in the minority though. Or maybe it’s gotten better by now. Idk

Moneo ,

They probably noticed a huge bump in numbers in the episodes where they shit on Elon. There’s a weird dynamic where toxic shit partially maintains it’s popularity because content that focuses on debunking it gets eaten up. So ‘sane’ creators have to decide between creating interesting things or repeatedly dunking on some toxic shit that it grows their platform.

grrgyle ,

That makes sense, and it’s definitely what happened with mainstream news and Donald Trump. It’s this weird codependence that creates the audience for the behaviour your pointing out as outrageous.

HRDS_654 ,

It’s kinda how I feel about any shitty person that gets clowned on. At some point it’s just like “yeah, we all know this person is a POS, what else is new”.

jeffw , to lemmyshitpost in How's that IPO goin'?

Is this anti-Reddit? It’s still up like almost 20% since the IPO?

goblin OP ,

line go down

jeffw ,

Now change the view to anything but 1 day. Line go up. So what?

gregorum ,

It peaked at like 78, but now it’s been been on a downward trend

jeffw ,

So it went straight up for a week and had a 1 day correction but is still way up over the past 72 hours. What am I missing here?

Ilovethebomb ,

Reddit bad, line going down is good. Don’t over think it.

JoShmoe ,

Liquidation is the easiest means of generating profit. Investors are just looking for the quickest exit scam. Thats a lot of people waiting to pullout.

gravitas_deficiency ,

There’s always a spike.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Line go right

gravitas_deficiency ,

I just don’t like the stock

Edit: this is not investment advice

kimpilled ,

I hate the stock.

This is investment advice.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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I hate spez

This is an opinion

Lanusensei87 ,
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Price goes underground

ChillPill , to lemmyshitpost in How's that IPO goin'?
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ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Anyway

brlemworld , to lemmyshitpost in How's that IPO goin'?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a5f84f4-d6a3-4b7d-928d-c0c0b55fe622.jpegWhat a misleading post, it’s up a lot apparently.

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

Down to 48 something now.

Etterra , to lemmyshitpost in How's that IPO goin'?

Get back to us in 6 months and we’ll see how it’s going. I have low expectations. Somehow capitalism always finds a way to propagate itself, no matter how little sense it makes.

jordanlund , to lemmyshitpost in How's that IPO goin'?
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You’re only looking at one day, not since the IPO dropped.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9a3692a1-4d4b-410b-80a0-f37a407245f2.jpeg

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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That’s a bad shitpost

Zuberi ,
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I hate reddit as much as the next guy (made 25% shorting on day 1)

But yes this shit post is dumb as fuck, it went up a ton the second options went live lmao

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Tbh I love a good shitpost that makes people fight

Delphia , to lemmyshitpost in Some people who barely knew each other meeting for no special reason.

I’m a regular wageslave and theres a photo that exists of me with a kiddie fiddler not my fault I worked with a guy who didnt advertise that he was fingerbanging his own daughter.

Do people think that these people are like

Bill Gates: “So Epstein what have you been up to lately”

Epstein: “Oh you know, same old same old. Got a new jet, in the middle of a property deal in Arizona thats become complicated, the usual child sex trafficking stuff, OH! and I got myself the new Maybach.”

ForgotAboutDre ,

Bill Gates went to visit Epstein in prison after he got charged.

Allegedly Epstein’s behaviour was well know. Donald Trump commented on it before it came out, saying Epstein liked them too young.

Epstein died prior to fully testifying, in suspicious circumstances. His partner was charged with trafficking, with no customers being identified.

It’s highly probable some of his associates were his customers. It’s right to treat them with suspicion. We don’t know who they were, but we know they got away with it. They will continue to get away with it, if everyone just forgets.

Delphia ,

Its almost a certainty that some of his associates were customers, but being in a photo with someone is about as flimsy as circumstantial evidence gets. Thats all I’m saying.

Doorbook ,

Being in a picture+ Using his plane+ Speaking with him after being charged+ Getting divorced after his ex-wife found out!

Too many to overlook.

Delphia ,

No argument but even if that is the case, theres still 3 other people in the photo. Being in a photo with 2 pedos still doesnt make you a pedo.

I just think the odds of this group being a far flung conspiracy involving literally everyone Epstein ever met including all the domestic staff, drivers, pilots, assistants and customers is far less likely than it being a very small and select group that he carefully felt out before making the secret known and offering access.

nutandcross ,

Malcolm Gladwell has been writing private shadow editorials for elite clientele justifying MAPs.

I guess he finally found something to pour 10,000hrs into 😂

Seudo ,

The Bill Gates foundation almost certainly used Epstein’s network to provide financing for legitimate businesses and charities. The vast majority involved would be convinced they’re making the world a better place.

Flippant comments (Like photos) don’t necessarily mean well known. Especially when it comes to particularly sadistic pleasure activities,

Epstein had billions tied up in money making schemes from just about every industry. A Lot of people tied to his finances - possibly Gates for example - would be anxious to get abandon ship before it sinks.

So if the official story was true it makes sense that Gates would keep ties. Nah, who am I kidding, he probably been eating babies since the taint of his first billion.

ForgotAboutDre ,

No amount of money in the world justified the crimes he committed.

Enabling one evil to banish another only exist in hypotheticals and the conscious of the wicked.

Money and financing for charity can be had without sponsoring Epstein. Bill Gates of all people would have access to sufficient funding for any charity endeavour he has taken on.

If Bill Gates lost all his money and access, he would still be better off than most by a large margin. He is extremely unlikely to end up worse off than Epstein’s victims.

Seudo ,

crimes he committed

citation needed

That’s my entire point. I made no claim about weighing up hypotheticals on an ethical scale.

Gigan , to lemmyshitpost in rip
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This is how I find out. Weird

rugburn OP ,

Memes wait for no one

altima_neo ,
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Same. But also about time I guess

8BitRoadTrip , to lemmyshitpost in Some people who barely knew each other meeting for no special reason.

I recognize Epstein and Gates, who are the others?

Stamets ,
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Found this caption on an article about the “many” times Gates has met Epstein. I put many in quotes because that’s the quote from the article, not me questioning it specifically. Anyway. Caption.

At Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan mansion in 2011, from left: James E. Staley, at the time a senior JPMorgan executive; former Treasury Secretary Lawrence Summers; Mr. Epstein; Bill Gates, Microsoft’s co-founder; and Boris Nikolic, who was the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation’s science adviser.

kboy101222 ,

Huh, definitely thought the dude on the left was Mark Cuban

Seudo ,

As I said in another comment, for a legit high rolling financer (which he undoubtedly was to some extent) it’s not at all suspicious to see these people in the same room.

NegativeLookBehind , to lemmyshitpost in bronco sales through the roof
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Bury him with a glove that’s just the right size

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Dude there’s gonna be so many gloves left on his grave

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