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Prunebutt , to lemmyshitpost in "Tie me up and do whatever you want"

Woman bad videogame good

PatFussy ,

Finally we get to the root. DAE hate woman?

Ziglin ,

Human bad computer good, I much prefer it this way.

Prunebutt ,

Is that you, creator of the TV Show “Black Mirror”, Charlie Brooker?

Sharpiemarker ,

Incels be like

MudMan , to lemmyshitpost in Imagine
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What do you mean, "imagine"? Have you met the British?

JunglGeorg OP ,
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Sadly, yes 🥲

MaliciousKebab ,

I’m sorry you had to go through that.

andrew ,
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Yes we’ve had boss, but what about second boss? Viscountsies?

HubertManne , to internetfuneral in look twice

Hello police. Yes im traveling behind a vehicle that is labled as carrying a pathogen and it obviously does not look like it would meet requirments for that type of transport. Yes. Yes. I would think homeland security would make sense. Seems an ask questions later situation for sure.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Opens it

It’s a car.

“Sir, what are you doing?”

AngryCommieKender ,

“What? The sign keeps people from getting too nosy, most of the time.”

“I thought this was 'Murica!”

NightLily , to lemmyshitpost in Dad level: 100
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What a nice dad trying to keep the attention on his kid!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I certainly wouldn’t have recognized him. I just would have thought, “that guy has got Weird Al down.”

MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Hiding in plain sight in a pretty funny way.

blackluster117 ,
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TRANSFORMERS!

RickyRigatoni , to linux in TIL You can use `systemd-analyze plot > plot.svg` to plot the service startup time to find bottlenecks
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

Systemd has so many neat and useful tools that they never tell anyone about :(

4am ,

Just like Ceph :(

Goblin_Mode , to lemmyshitpost in The unemployment cycle

To be fair I feel like college is way less about teaching you anything specific and way more about teaching you critical thinking and abstract conceptualization.

Like I didn’t learn jack shit from my “American economical development in the 14th century” class but I did genuinely get good at telling good sources from bad ones while writing essays, and that IS a skill that has uses in life

chiliedogg ,

It’s showing that you can complete a multi-staged project that required years of effort and investment without any immediate return on investment.

Even if you don’t learn anything in college, the sheer process of going through the motions and getting the degree demonstrates skills that are useful in an employee.

brygphilomena ,

Skills that can be shown from working at an entry level job. Or through several other methods.

That’s not a good reason to require someone to pay tens of thousands of dollars for the opportunity to even apply for a job.

Agent641 ,

Where else am I going to learn how to chug a liter of goon out of a sweaty gumboot?

Gabu ,

Skills that capitalist scum loves in exploitable workers

FTFY

InternetCitizen2 ,

To be fair I feel like college is way less about teaching you anything specific and way more about teaching you critical thinking and abstract conceptualization.

That’s because conservatives want to replace universities with vocational schools. Nothing wrong with those schools, but its just another face of their culture war politics making their way to everyday discussions.

areyouevenreal ,

Yeah I really don’t know what your reasoning here is. Can you explain?

InternetCitizen2 ,

Conservatives often want to talk down the value of attending a university (particularly when studying liberal arts and humanities). Like the commenter above me points out much of university is about understanding concepts and developing ideas, and less how to do a particular weld or which pipe to use (vocation). It depends on what you study too, STEM will have more hands on but never as much as someone who went to a technical school to actually do the building of stuff. By convincing people that university is supposed to be vocational it feeds into their talking points about education being woke and unnecessary.

Kind of ironic coming from a group of lawyers and theologians.

areyouevenreal ,

It sounds like what they are saying is correct then, so I don’t get how they have fallen for the idea that everything needs to be vocational

captainlezbian , to mildlyinfuriating in Updated Edge and it now seems to put a frame with rounded corners around every website

I gotta say I love that Microsoft has the self confidence to think that there are people who use edge on Linux.

RTRedreovic ,
@RTRedreovic@lemmygrad.ml avatar

There are. It was surprising to me but apparently there is a decent number of people who use edge on Linux.

SebTorres ,

I use it to access bing chat.

Firefox for everything else

Fissionami ,
@Fissionami@lemmy.ml avatar

Same

familyfriendly ,

You can use Bing chat on FF too if you set your user agent to the one edge uses

jxk ,

Is there even a version of edge for Linux??

urist ,
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Yea.

It’s reskinned chromium. You can google it if you want. One of the top links is a .deb for me (I am running debian).

jxk ,

Oh my, I had absolutely no idea. How long until microsoft comes out with Microsoft Office for Linux and it’s just reskinned LibreOffice

TheActualDevil ,

Edge is built on Chromium for every OS. When they developed it they said they were using Chromium. This is not special for Linux.

TurboDiesel ,
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That’s … just what Edge is? On every OS it’s Chromium, they’re not shy about that fact. In fact they made a big deal of advertising that they were switching from whatever engine they were trying to half-bake when “new” Edge debuted.

Koffiato ,

I do. It’s more secure than any other alternative. Not private, but really, really secure.

Quik ,

How is Edge secure in any way? It isn’t even open source & and both Google (Chromium) and Microsoft add their code to it, so even if Chromium were more secure than Firefox, you could just normal Chromium, couldn’t you?

Koffiato ,

Not being open source ≠ not safe.

Microsoft ships hardened Chromium basically, with sandboxing turned up to eleven.

They also run their SmartScreen filtering on top of that.

Also, Firefox is more private, not secure. Either you run LibreFox or it’s less secure than Edge by default.

BananaPeal , to memes in Goth
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

At least she’s interesting.

Idreamofcheesy ,

hold up spork

chomskysfave5 ,

Ahh yes, very interesting.

RootBeerGuy ,
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No

navi ,
@navi@lemmy.tespia.org avatar

Go away Katie

NGC2346 , to aboringdystopia in Really, ….. it's my fault they built a terrible system?

This is organized gaslighting. Dont get caught up in it.

aski3252 ,

Times are though, gotta bring home the bread somehow. It’s your duty to click on the article and rage share it so that the economy doesn’t collapse…

original_reader , to technology in Twitter/X new ID Verification - First Look

Online banks use this method. I am not happy with this either. It’s government-regulated, so OK (sort of).

A social media site? No, thank you.

dejf ,

Banks are usually bound by KYC (know your customer) laws and are required to verify your identity. Imagine trusting some random third-party company with your photo ID though… Insane.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

actually, two companies.
you give up your id forever to an id verification company + twitter stores it for 30 days

booly ,

Well it’s obvious that Musk wants X to be a bank, so this isn’t unexpected.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

yeah, that’s obvious. you need a photo of your id in order to open a bank account…
they usually process the data on their own though without using third parties

SCB ,

Banks have significantly stronger security and PII measures than X ever will, as well.

HikingVet ,

My bank has NEVER asked my for my photo ID online. And rarely in person at a branch.

sp451 , to lemmyshitpost in quatre-vingts

Wait until you hear what the Danes do.

Why is “97” “7 + [-½+5] x 20” in Danish?

jose-lesson.com/lin/2017/01/16/nonaginta-septem/

Creazle OP ,
@Creazle@lemmy.world avatar

No kidding. It’s the sort of thing that makes you think about how different people process info differently

nxfsi ,

Normal children usually gain fluency in their native language by age 5. Danish children need to wait until age 7.

VikingHippie ,

TIL that there’s actually (kinda but not really) a method to the madness that is our numbers 😄

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

It’s kind of funny how aware Danes are of their weird numbers system. I speak Norwegian and whenever I’m in Denmark they use the more sensible Norwegian number system to explain to me the prices of stuff (probably because I give them the deer in the headlights-stare whenever I hear something like “fem og halvfjerds”).

Comment105 ,

They think we’re stupid and infantile for evolving past tradition.

v_krishna ,
@v_krishna@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m otherwise decently fluent in Danish (first learned nynorsk then lived in Denmark for a few years). But when numbers come out I immediately switch back to Norwegian. Fucking Danes.

volvoxvsmarla ,

Thanks for the link! While I was aware of the weird numbers in Danish, this gave a great explanation and I wish I had had this info when I was forced to learn French in school. The way this vigntisian system evolved is actually quite interesting and makes so much sense. Everything makes sense now. Wow.

MossyFeathers , to lemmyshitpost in quatre-vingts

I had to look this up. What the fuck? They came up with numbers up to 60 and then just said “eh, fuck it” and made 70 “sixty-ten”, 80 “four-twenties” and 90 “four twenties ten”.

Fried_out_Kombi ,
@Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world avatar

In francophone Switzerland, they use septante, huitante, and nonante for 70, 80, and 90, respectively. Much more sensical, imo.

Jay ,

In Belgium, they use “septante” and “nonante” too. 80 is still “quatre-vingt”.

AlmightySnoo ,
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

Swiss French is what French should have always been imo

monsieur_jean ,

Should a language be something else that the product of what those speaking make of it? :)

Sol0WingPixy ,

For any other language? The people who speak it decide. For specifically French? They decided 90 should be “four times twenty and ten” and thereby forfeited their linguistic rights.

monsieur_jean ,

Funny you say that, the French are I believe the only nation to have come up with an institution specifically tasked with regulating the French language : l'Académie Française.

They have been around for almost 400 years, are rife with corruption, have produced a new version of the "official" dictionary every 50 years on average (and it's not even a good one), a single grammar book that was so bad and full of ridiculous mistakes that the linguist community have been laughting at them continuously since then, and of the 40 members (for life) none has been a linguist since 1903. And although their enormous wealth has been subsidised by the taxpayers since its creation, the French governement has waited until 2015 to FINALLY require them to submit their accounting to the State accounting supervisor.

So you are very right, the French have foreited their linguistic rights indeed...

Serinus ,

We’re not that different with the teens. We effectively say “seven ten”, “eight ten”, “nine ten”. You don’t think of nineteen as “nine+ten”, it’s just its own number. Well, the French take that one step farther.

_danny ,

Maybe it’s the anglophone in me, but going 1 - 10 then 11,12 (3+10) - (9+10) then adopting a repeating pattern to infinity is more explainable than going 1-10 then 11-15 then a regular pattern for fifty numbers then getting freaky with that pattern up to 100, then keep that pattern until one thousand, then just repeat that pattern til infinity.

funkless_eck ,

maybe it’s the man in a Turkish prison in me but going I,II,III,IIII and then crossing it through to make five is more explainable than going 1, 2…

monsieur_jean ,

The other way around. We started with base 20 everywhere then simplified some of it.

During medieval times it used to be :
10 Dix (10)
20 Vingt (20)
30 Vingt et dix (20+10)
40 Deux-vingt (2x20)
50 Deux-vingt et dix (2x20+10)
60 Trois-vingt (3x20)
70 Trois-vingt et dix (3x20+10)
80 Quatre-vingt (4x20)
90 Quatre-vingt et dix (4x20+10)

Then they switched to base 10... But only up to 70 for some reasons in France. Belgium and Switzerland (and some parts of France) have gone all the way to 100 by using Septante (70), Octante or Huitante (80) and Nonante (90).

Comment105 , (edited )

Belgians and Swiss being the premium version of France, once again. Seems like all the sensible French people packed up and left nonsense behind.

Hadriscus ,

What a nice thing to say

Comment105 ,

The French earned it by continuing to use quatrevingt.

Hadriscus ,

Wow, wait ! stop ! I can’t handle all this niceness !

Comment105 ,

And YOU KNOW WHAT?

Waffles > Crepes

Hadriscus ,

WELL Quatre-quarts > Waffles HAH

Dagwood222 , to lemmyshitpost in What more need be said about it?

Since everyone else is talking about Ayn, let me tell you about Dorothy Parker.

You know that movie, “A Star Is Born?” She wrote the original version. She was a famous writer, known for her devastating insults. She was also an early Anti-Fascist and supporter of Martin Luther King, JR.

Totally underappreciated and far more deserving of fame than Ms. Rand.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Parker

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algonquin_Round_Table

bookshop.org/search?keywords=dorothy+parker

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And one of the greatest wits of American history. She deserves to be up there with Twain.

If nothing else, she should be remembered for all time for coming up with the phrase “what fresh hell is this?”

1luv8008135 ,

If nothing else, she should be remembered for all time for coming up with the phrase “what fresh hell is this?”

Well there you go, I know nothing else about her and she’s already my new favourite person.

TotalTrash ,

Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. “You can lead a horticulture,” she replied, “but you can’t make her think.”

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.”

Rekliner ,

Also famously an early lgbt ally. Before the term gay existed in the 20s and 30s the polite way of asking if a man was homosexual was if they were a friend of Dorothy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friend_of_Dorothy

Dagwood222 ,

TIL. I always thought that only referred to the ‘Wizard Of Oz.’

LordOfTheChia ,

Now the 3rd song in the musical from the IT Crowd’s “Work Outing” episode makes sense.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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“Heterosexuality isn’t normal, it’s just common.”

Another great Parker quote.

CitizenKong , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in BMW

Fun fact: The grandmother of the current BMW owner Gabriele Quandt was literally Magda Goebbels. No, seriously.

Neato , to memes in Isn't it obvious, Harry?
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

The reason in books: muggles will oppress or kill them, falls flat in the face of their overwhelming power. And the fact that they've never had much is an issue.

DragonTypeWyvern , (edited )

I don’t remember if it was a main book or one of those charity publications but she specifically decided to mention that witch burnings, when they caught a real witch, just resulted in the witch casting a spell that made fire tickle a bit.

Mysterious_old_man ,

I also remember this from the books, some even enjoyed it to the point of getting caught on purpose

rockerface ,

Kinky

queermunist ,
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Wendelin the Weird was into freaky shit.

noseatbelt ,

Just because someone is unsuccessful in killing you doesn’t mean it’s okay that they continue to try though.

queermunist ,
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Those fuckers can duplicate food and never go hungry, but never share. They deserve to be burned.

threelonmusketeers ,

can duplicate food and never go hungry

Technically, duplicating food is not that feasible. That was a plot point covered in the seventh book.

queermunist ,
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I didn’t really think they actually covered that plot point well.

The biggest problem iirc is a duplicated loaf of bread has the same expiration date as the original, so you can’t actually make bread last forever with duplication without it getting moldy. Preservation charms wear off the same as muggle preservatives do.

But I don’t see why dried or smoked food couldn’t be duplicated for months or years. The biggest threat would be scurvy at that point.

ChewTiger ,

Even with those limitations, duplication would still allow food producers to make less food go a longer way. Smaller farms could feed more people, reducing pollution. You could duplicate the food at the point of sale, which would drastically reduce transportation costs as well as traffic. Hell, cities could have small farms and fed themselves. It would also drastically reduce water consumption that is used in farming, reducing droughts. Producing and transporting food is a massive contributor to global warming. Farms and ranches take up tons of space, all that land could be returned to its natural state (I bet wizards could speed that up).

If wizards showed up with the cure to cancer and fed the hungry they’d easily have 1/5 of the world’s population on their side. Unfortunately the wizarding society is extremely exploitative of animals, even worse than the average muggle.

I get that wizards were persecuted and don’t want to have muggles expect them to solve all their problems, but they could literally save the planet.

queermunist ,
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Absolutely! Wizards can also cast longer-term enchantments in addition to duplicating food, so they could also provide self-stirring cooking pots and self-fueled stoves and self-cooling ice chests. That doesn’t even get in to Arthur Weasley tinkering like the flying Ford.

Wizards deserved it.

Perfide ,

Does it, tho? Wizards are powerful, sure, but they’re severely outnumbered, and almost completely ignorant of technology. What’s your Avada Kedavra, that moves slow enough that untrained school children can dodge it, gonna do against the Mother of all Bombs? Or a nuke?

Don’t underestimate muggles.

vaultdweller013 ,

Voldemort casts Fiend fire Its not effective.

Harry Truman casts Nuke 2x Its super effective!

Neato ,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

The issue is that wizards can instantly wage a guerilla war. All it takes is Muggle Studies being taken seriously and integration in muggle society. Then it's impossible to identify them. Wandless magic could be a focus to be certain you're never carrying an identifying marker.

Then the wizards don't need to attack. They can destabilize the economy by duplicating money, precious resources, etc. These will deteriorate eventually but cause chaos and devalue the economy for a time. Imagine taking a $100 bill and just duplicating it to prop up your car-wash business as a front. But that's baby-level chicanery.

The real sauce is the mind-control. Imperio (who cares if it's unforgivable when you're at war?) and more importantly the Memory Charm and False Memory spells. Let's just get in there, stun a very important person (start low, work up) and insert the memories you need to get them to act accordingly. Remove the memories of that transaction and boom! Access to the most powerful people in the world and the ability to influence them. Now a wizard has their finger (remotely) on the nuclear button!

Seriously. Voldemort was an idiot. He used basic terror tactics for years and the only reason he wasn't killed quickly was because Magical Britian was written to be as stupid as possible because Rowling was writing a children's story about incompetent leaders.

Woland ,
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This is now my favourite comment on Lemmy

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