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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , to lemmyshitpost in Skub

All tested persons with testicles showed traces of skub in their testicular tissue. Skub bioaccumulates and is now everywhere in the environment.

ReplicantBatty ,

There’s microskubs in all the water these days

andrewth09 ,

Yeah but that’s what we want Skub to do. That’s the whole point of using Skub.

homesweethomeMrL , to insanepeoplefacebook in I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is.

24 years old? Sounds about right.

Homey is stoned as fuck. Back in the day it was harder to publish one’s batshit rantings to a global audience.

SteakRipums ,

1990 was 34 years ago

homesweethomeMrL ,

Ach. That’s much worse then.

werefreeatlast , to lemmyshitpost in Happy International Blue Screen Day

Cyanotypists love international blue screen day!

thanks_shakey_snake , to lemmyshitpost in A story in two parts

I am on board with this type of belligerent-but-not-destructive trolling. Do carry on.

Nicoleism101 , (edited ) to science_memes in The scientific method

There are molecules of human shit in every pool and they get into your mouth. The density is just not enough to feel the taste or become ill

That old guy swimming in front of you probably forgot to wipe or wash his ass so the density is getting close to detectable sometimes

As they say the dose makes the poison. See ya at the pool

c0ber ,

The density is just not enough to feel the taste or become ill

the chlorine is a pretty important factor, at least in the not becoming ill department

Nicoleism101 ,

Cmon don’t ruin it

RampantParanoia2365 ,

Thus, chlorination.

scottywh ,

Lots of various kinds of poops on the ocean too…

hungryphrog , to lemmyshitpost in A story in two parts

“we buy scrap metal” would have been better

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.
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What you ain’t got tubs

TheReturnOfPEB , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.

petrified butter sticks of the Nephilim.

WanderingVentra , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.

So are these all AI or what? Where are all these weird new ancient alien Facebook posts coming from? It’s such a strange new trend lol.

davidagain , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

At first I thought that was a blahaj and was confused.

aeronmelon , to insanepeoplefacebook in Man has theory.

I thought it was a pretty sure thing that the Sphinx used to have a different head. Maybe not totally confirmed, but at least a widely held belief.

Was the original head Anubis? Who knows. Probably a different Pharaoh.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

This is the first I’m hearing about it, but honestly, why not?

radicalautonomy , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.
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FUCK the napkin!

HauntedCupcake , (edited ) to greentext in Anon notices

The correct answer is lizard. No musk, no fur, no allergens. Just needs an appropriate vivarium and a light bulb. If you design it right, you only need to spot clean once a week for what the woodlice don’t take care of. Feed him once or twice a week, you can leave him alone for literal days at a time. Costs less than £20 a month in food and electricity. Landlords love them, no chance of the tank bursting and water going everywhere. Literally safer than a fish.

Best pet for the modern poor and disenfranchised citizen

homesweethomeMrL , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.

They should have changed the choreography

homesweethomeMrL , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.

And where are they now? The li’l poeple of STAHNENGE

And what would they post to us . . . if we were here . . . . tonight

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