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ques0 , to programmer_humor in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
surewhynotlem , to lemmyshitpost in Polluter of the year

You know how they say that individual changes are really nothing compared to what the corporations are doing? In scale, it even applies to her. That’s how ridiculous corporations are.

Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

I’m pretty sure her brand would count as a corporation.

scottmeme ,

It does, just read the other day she had like 90 semis to drive around and setup

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

A tinny tiny one maybe.

awwwyissss ,

Yeah, but plenty of corporations are two people in a garage. Seems they’re talking about large transnational corps.

Kushia ,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

Hey company, here is a process that will heavily reduce or eliminate CO2 emissions, but you’ll make slightly less money.

Company: Nah, fuck that.

Vespair , to lemmyshitpost in Conservatives on Facebook absolutely believe this.

Bro I was there at the Phoenix arena when she actually punched her hand straight through dude’s chest and out the other side of his body.

Straight up the best concert experience of my life

havokdj ,

FATALITY!!!

TAYLOR, WINS

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

She’s got a blank space on her hit-list and she’ll write your name.

havokdj ,

Taylor swift? More liek Taylor Yagami

SendMePhotos ,

Does she ever do the Indiana Jones heart thing? DAHLI MAHHH

Brickhead92 ,

Nah, that’s tame as hell compared to what Taylor has in store for the next sound guy

Evil_Shrubbery , (edited ) to mildlyinfuriating in What I'm paying to find out I don't have breast cancer. I have insurance. (Ultrasound and mammogram in the USA)

Healthcare can’t be left to the free market. Simply because the demand part of the market isn’t free.

My country screens like 10% of total (mostly) boob-havers per year for free (the number would heve been higher if more ppl decided to get tested). So basically everyone is invited, with mobile test units (just big containers/trucks) roaming around the country for the elderly, or for a bit more remote villages, or just to spread awareness & make someone get screened out of convenience.

shalafi , to lemmyshitpost in Why has no bodh thoight of thid yet??!

Love how we Westerners think we see through Russian propaganda, but the Russian people don’t.

News flash: They know they’re being lied to. That’s part of the plan to keep them cynical. When they see Western news, they assume it’s the same level of bullshit their government feeds them.

Bread ,

They aren’t really wrong either. We have our own propaganda problems too.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

No, America is the number one country in the world!

Imgonnatrythis , to lemmyshitpost in On Air

Some people take this sub too literally…

Gork ,

Clearly then we also need a [email protected] instance

HootinNHollerin ,

What about fecalmatters.poo

PoolloverNathan ,

The left of the @ is easy to change, and has no additional costs. The right side is a domain name, which would require the annual registration fee and paying for (or self-) hosting. Overall, it’d be a lot of work for one shitty joke.

GoosLife ,

I’m also scared of what will happen long term. In the beginning it’s a joke and we all post innocent poop jokes but you know before long, Poe’s law is gonna kick into effect and it’s just gonna be some real weirdos left on there.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Be careful, you’re on air

Ceedoestrees , to lemmyshitpost in Last year I found a Y shaped turd

Looks like a knotted string of butt hairs connected across the diameter of the anus, splitting the turd in twain. At some point the pressure of the bowel movement overstressed the butt hair bridge, snapping it and allowing the remainder of the shit to come out as one.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Found the butthole/shit expert

rockerface ,

Now we’re shitposting

mathemachristian ,

The fact that you used the word twain while talking about what happened during a shit is amazing. Superb. No notes.

DanglingFury ,

It’s not a waffle stomp. It’s a noodle press

Viking_Hippie ,

In this episode of Ceedoestrees: Poop Detective!

Seriously though, that’s some impressive reasoning!

distantsounds ,
AFKBRBChocolate ,

I’m not sure I agree, the diameter of the trunk isn’t significantly different from the diameter of the branches. If it were split, the branches should be half as wide.

I think what happened is that the beginning of the turd was the top of the trunk, and it broke where the end of the lower-right branch is. You can see that it broke at an angle. Then the remaining part came out and that angled bit is where the left branch attaches to the trunk. I think it landed there in it’s soft/warm state and merged together at that point. You can see that the color of the top of the left branch is the same as the end of the right branch, then transitions to lighter.

And that’s as much turd analysis as I want to do today.

Rootiest ,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Take my upvote you filthy animal

VelvetGentleman ,

The simplest explanation is that someone merged them together by hand in order to take a picture of it.

driving_crooner , to lemmyshitpost in The world in 2024
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Good meme, but “my people” from Sunak’s perspective is his bourgie pals and associates and they are doing pretty well.

winterayars ,

But they’ll still make themselves out to be poor orphans begging for scraps on the street corner because their wealth and power pales in comparison to their greed. It could never hope to keep up.

Wanderer ,

Definitely thought that was going the way of his Indian connections with his tax avoiding wife.

Blackmist ,

Don’t you know how much it costs to heat a 15 bedroom mansion?

FullOfBallooons , to mildlyinteresting in Pudding used to come in cans
@FullOfBallooons@leminal.space avatar
wellee OP ,

No joke I just watched this episode which is what made me google pudding cans lol

Prestron ,

Use my pen knife my good man!

qbus ,

Monorail monorail

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

I hated that. And can openers just made things worse.

ptz ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar
Rhynoplaz ,

And now I’ll hear this forever.

words_number , to memes in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years

Seriously, the speed in which windows is getting worse since after win 7 is almost comical.

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Win 7 was peak. Bonus points for giving option to make it look like Win9x by disabling all eye candy options.

cyberpunk007 ,

Windows had 3 peaks. 95, xp, and 7.

Now I just use Linux. I know not everyone can, but for everything I do or need to do it all works just fine there so I couldn’t be happier.

uncertainty ,

My favourite Windows is still 2000.

crispy_kilt ,

Isn’t that the one you could get to BSOD with a single ping?

uncertainty ,

Do you mean the ping of death? That was pretty cross-platform and a bit earlier insecure.org/sploits/ping-o-death.html

Blue_Morpho , (edited )

No, the last version of my that was vulnerable was 3.5.1 2000 was better than xp for a year after XP came out. You couldn’t even boot XP on a driver bigger than 128GB where 2000 had that bug already patched.

_dev_null ,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

Windows ME is life, only second to Windows Vista.

cophater69 ,

Don’t forget to combine the powers of windows CE windows ME and windows NT~!

acockworkorange ,

Everyone can, really. It’s not 2002 anymore. Linux has been ready for prime time for some time now. All it lacks is critical mass.

cyberpunk007 ,

I mean people with tight corporate requirements cannot. Certain headaches with security designations, not all software works great in Linux, even though most do.

acockworkorange ,

My point is there’s no required savvyness like it used to a couple decades ago.

A corporation is arguably best positioned to make the transition. The one I work at has all their administrative systems as cloud apps. The few production systems that run native can be run in a Citrix or RDP environment. Even now, with user stations running Windows, these systems are accessed through RDP for… reasons anyway.

words_number ,

Yes, XP was pretty great too! Can’t say much about 95, we switched from DOS directly to 98 back then, which crashed all the time. I heard good things about 98SE though.

Trainguyrom ,

My memory is 98 was more stable than 95 but I was also quite young at the time so I wouldn’t trust my memory that far back

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

i think first release on win10 was the best, it got worse with updates

words_number ,

Absolutely not. First win10 release already tried to force me into using a microsoft account, had adware and trial crap preinstalled, the terrible settings windows situation, borderline unusable start menu search function, hard to disable cortana bullshit, etc. etc.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

Microsoft account crap wasn’t as bad as it is in the most recent releases.
also win10 is the first version to introduce some significant changes that make windows so much less annoying to use and more unixy
i hate legacy windows stuff so fucking much but it’s kinda a miracle how they made it work out with windows 10

kidney_bean ,

I think after Windows 7 they tried to get into the mobile market for a while so they changed a few things to make Windows work with touch input. But then they realized that they were not up to the task of dealing with actual competition because it requires actually making a good product, so they retreated to their desktop comfort zone where they’ve had a monopoly since forever due to exclusive software and user habits and started to cash in on it by plastering everything with ads. Meanwhile, they pulled out the few skilled developers to have them work on cloud stuff with Azure, because at least after they accidentally lost the emails of the european parliament to a chinese intelligence service without any consequences they know that nothing threatens their dominance over the market

RaoulDook ,

Yep the timeframe of Windows 8 was in the ballpark of the iPad coming on the market and being a hit. MS wanted a share of that tablet market so they made Windows 8 a piece of shit abomination combining a tablet UI and desktop UI.

They realized that was a bad idea and kept polishing their turds until they got Windows 10. Windows 9 was only released in alternate dimensions.

nossaquesapao ,

I still have a tablet that came with windows 8. That thing was terrible from day 0 and got unusable after a few updates. Fortunately, it’s running android x86 for a few years like a charm.

Jumi , to world in For the second time in recorded history, global sea surface temperatures hit six standard deviations above 1982-2011, on January 6 2024

I don’t have a car and I’m separating my trash but it doesn’t seem to do anything

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Just personal responsibility harder, it’ll happen if you try.

Siegfried ,

I like your optimism, but this is a sinking ship… I support not having a car and recicling though

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Oh no that was sarcasm.

You won’t change shit doing those things, you need to go arrest a CEO or something to start making some changes.

Siegfried ,

Sorry, I was a little asleep

WoahWoah ,

Oh good, I was worried there were individual lifestyle changes that would be helpful but inconvenient or expensive for me. Knowing there’s nothing I can do individually makes me feel much better about doing nothing. Thanks, internet stranger!

catch22 ,

There is other more insidious trash that needs separating

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/10/17/business/17EUCARBON/17EUCARBON-jumbo.jpg

agitatedpotato ,

I bet we could compost that.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

We need something new

BastingChemina ,

It’s my fault, I forgot to turn off the tap while brushing my teeth yesterday.

Sorry everyone.

TokenBoomer ,

Lol, you made me laugh. Thanks

Hamartiogonic ,
@Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

You’ve taken some right steps, but there’s still s long way to go. Various industries, companies and individuals do what makes economic sense to them. Governments decide what makes sense and what doesn’t, but you can influence that by voting.

For example, many industries have used coal and gas, because it made economic sense at the time. Now that emissions trading is in place, using polluting energy sources is less and less appealing. The same sort of shift should take place in other areas as well, and politics is the way to get there. Climate change isn’t a technological problem as much as it’s a political one.

veganpizza69 ,
@veganpizza69@lemmy.world avatar

The trash bit is better solved by not buying stuff in the first place (reduce).

Personal emissions exist, but are small. They add up when multiplied by millions or billions.

Scotty_Trees ,
@Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry I forget the source, but I once read something from a scientist that in your entire life, if you reuse/recycle/protect the environment,etc for your own single entire life, you will have starved off climate change for 1 whole second. Mind boggling to know your entire existence comes down to that litter of a difference. The point of what I remember reading was not that individuals are the problem, but that corporations and big industries were the worst offenders doing little to help change.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Why account is marked as bot?

Scotty_Trees ,
@Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world avatar

Should be fixed now, not sure why it was set to that.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Now not bot

Limit ,

I mean if every single person on earth did this, it would equate to about 253 years. (8 billion seconds is about 253.68 years) combine that with other efforts could really make a difference. Granted this is a hypothetical number and there are far more factors at play, it’s obviously not as simple as each person doing this = 1 second saved, but just throwing out there that there are a lot of people on earth…

It is still worth it to recycle, reduce, don’t be wasteful, eat less meat, all those things.

mansfield ,

The idea that doing little things yourself adds up to much bigger and more cumulative impacts is lost on most people. Instead they tend to fixate on the idea that if no one else is (visibly-to-them) making sacrifices, and my own personal effort is so small, why should I bother?

dangblingus ,

The company I work for uses gigantic barrels of oil to lubricate our AC motors. We’re one company in North America out of thousands. There isn’t anything you can do.

jj4211 ,

Lubricating oil isn’t quite so bad (extracting and refining is bad, but so too for a lot of minerals).

Breaking up the hydrocarbons leaking CO2 is a big problem, as is leaking methane.

kibiz0r , to lemmyshitpost in Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?

Look, I’m just setting my rent according to an analysis of the current market rate for similar properties.

Yes, that analysis is provided by the same company that does estimates for the other properties.

No, I’ve never heard of “price fixing”. Look, your avocado toast is super expensive and it’s cuz the government gave you $600 three years ago so PAY MY MORTGAGE ALREADY YOU EASILY REPLACEABLE COW IN A PEN.

angrymouse , (edited )

There is no price fixing, if you dont like it, go build your own house, this is free market

Edit: everyone taking my comment serious is 11/10

zakobjoa ,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, fuck the poor.

Aux ,

Don’t fuck them, sell them to China as cheap slaves.

ignotum ,

Slavery is immoral

Instead, make being poor illegal (arrest people who can’t pay for the essentials), arrest them, and THEN use them as slaves, it’s fine since they’re criminals

Aux ,

Sounds good to me!

bi_tux ,
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

yes, and if you’re homeless just buy a house

btw, it’s not a free market if it’s controlled by a hand full of companies

angrymouse ,

Holy shit you ppl actually took my comment serious lmaoo

bi_tux ,
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

no, you just took my reply serious ;)

Aceticon ,

Clearly they must be giving out free land in good places to live (near were all the jobs are), free materials and free time over there.

It’s either that or that house you mention is supposed to be made out of opinions and built in fantasy la-la-land, as it’s only how the materials and places to put it in would be endless and free.

Maalus ,

Oh so wait, so building a house isn’t free then since nobody is giving the land and materials away. So why do you expect a landlord to let you live for free if he had to pay to buy the land and build it?

Aceticon , (edited )

Nice to see you’re getting close to the core of the problem.

Yeah, Land is owned rather than belonging to everybody as it used to be back before monarchs and as land ownership works in this system - any one individual with massive wealth can own way more Land than they need - it can be easilly hoarded by those with more money in a way that’s impossible for those with less money to overcome (short of a Revolution) and thus create cartels or even monopolies in Land in desirable places to live, a market positions from where they can extract as big a rent as they want since everybody else has no alternative.

It’s from the massive imballance thus created by Law in the main, essential and irreplaceable, “raw material” for housing that the massive house prices we see come from, and landlords usually use their priviledged position in that highly imbalanced market to extract excessive rents.

The whole situation is actually the very opposite of the “Free Market” you state it is - Land (and thus housing) ain’t like teddy bears and soap were a competitor can just enter the market and make more of it when somebody tries to corner the market, quite the opposite: it’s dependent on a naturally limited resource on top of which a trully ancient kind of legislation makes hoarding extremelly easy for those lucky enough to have lots of wealth, artificially transforming the limits of that resource into an extreme kind of scarcity.

In this Not-At-All-Free Market, most landlords will extract excessive rents far beyond the value they add. If rents were not mainly based on exploiting a dominant position in a market dominated by hoarding and artifical scarcity and only paid for the actual service being provided by landlords, they would be tiny in comparison with the current situation and very few people would be critical of landlords.

DicksMcgee43 ,

You tell him. We should eat the rich.

Bleach7297 ,
@Bleach7297@lemmy.ca avatar

Private interests are the ultimate autocracies.

Let private interests amass huge amounts of resources and you have hugely powerful autocracies.

Let these autocracies hire so-called economists to convince everyone that they will settle into some kind of optimal state if we just let them be and you have the current situation in the USA.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

The land is really the limiting factor here, the rest is very easy by comparison.

Aceticon ,

There are tons of natural limitations in all kinds of things and all sorts of Markets - which is why Free Market Theory is mainly bollocks: the conditions for it to work as advertised exist only in a handful of Markets.

In Housing, clearly Land is the main limiting factor in places like cities and surrounding suburbia, though if that was removed we would eventually run against other limiting factors, probably on some kinds of building materials or manpower (hence my mentioning of both), though all that could be overcome with time whilst Land limitations, although made worse by Landownership laws, are ultimatelly down to there not being possible to make any more of it (though different work patterns could make it be much more efficiently used if they weakenned the need for people to live in and around cities).

Also keep in mind that land usage efficiency can be increased by building more multi-story housing, though in the current situation with land ownership that possibility just gets translated into higher land prices, so in places like the US you end up with sprawl rather than medium density housing: the whole economics of Land and thus housing pricing make a bigger and nicer living place far from a city center be the same price or cheaper than a crummy appartment nearer the center, even though were land was used with higher efficiency and dwelling size is smaller the price per dwelling should actually be cheaper.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

Even in space I expect there will be some areas that are most desireable than others because of proximity to resources and markets. Increasing density is something I am very much in favor of but as you correctly pointed out this mostly leads to higher land prices which represent value captured by the ownership class as explained by the Iron Law of Rent.

Alteon ,

I mean I get both sides here. We live in a free market economy, where the scarcity of something affects the cost of it. People want land close to the city and there’s an extremely limited amount of it. If there are n*100 people and only n parcels of land in a small area, how do you provide it to people? Do you sell it? Is it a lottery system? Is the land sold at a base value that never changes? Like, how do you envision this going?

Right now, people have to freedom to buy as much land as they want and set the pricing for that land. What we need is a property owner tax that scales up depending on the amount of property that you own. Though this will just make more land available. No one in their right mind will sell it for less than it’s worth though.

archomrade ,

He took the bait boys, get’im

ryannathans , to funny in Only one of these window stickers I'd actually listen to

Are we putting git quotes on cars now

Pickle_Jr ,

Next time I put up a PR and someone leaves a comment I’m going to use this bumper sticker as a response.

jeena , to cat in "One shot, tall and frothy, barkeep"
@jeena@jemmy.jeena.net avatar

In Varberg in Sweden we had one cat who would come to the supermarket every day and watch the people comming in and out:

https://jemmy.jeena.net/pictrs/image/eac10662-71a3-4f59-99f3-2d8ba46df382.jpeg

This is Molle. Molle likes to watch people come and go from a busy supermarket. Molle likes to be pet so you can pet Molle. Please don’t feed Molle. Molle lives next door.

edgemaster72 ,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Well, guess I’m gonna go hungry cuz it’s time to pet the kitteh, no time for shopping

kungen ,

Molle should be hanging with Luffar-Lasse

punkwalrus ,
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

More directly, “This is Molle. He came to Varberg in 2013 and has found his favorite place here at Hajen [“The shark?”] and can sit here for hours and watch all the people passing by. He loves to be petted but DO NOT FEED HIM as he has a family and lives in a house behind the shop.” This is the ICA supermarket chain in Varberg, I believe. I have never been there, so I am not sure what the shark reference is (and there’s even a shark logo in the lower right corner), and my Swedish ain’t that great.

punkwalrus ,
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

Googling some, I think it’s in reference to a submarine class (type) in the Swedish Navy. But it might be a reference to “Hajen Lågpris,” or “we slash prices” kind of thing. You probably knew this, but I just posted it for non-Swedes.

Thorry84 , to memes in It's their legacy

Well my father did all of those things AND hit me

Something_Complex ,

Lucky bastard, no need to go around bragging

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