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JackbyDev , to greentext in Anon takes some classes

Reminds me of this scene: youtu.be/JlkBbb7SKyA

bricklove , to lemmyshitpost in I'm all of them

Physically bobbing and weaving to avoid swords in Dark and Darker

RogueBanana , to lemmyshitpost in I'm all of them

I also lean when playing games. Some make jokes about but fuck em, their sorry asses couldn’t enjoy it a much I do.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I remember back in the day we’d make fun of my buddy’s dad for leaning around corners when playing Ms. Pacman.

Melvin_Ferd , to lemmyshitpost in This is good stuff

Girls are dumb. Build RC cars and kick ass dudes

occhionaut ,

i think girls are actually kinda goated tbh

Melvin_Ferd , (edited )

Then explain this

Why is it that Boys go to college to get more knowledge While Girls go to Jupiter cause they are stupider

occhionaut ,

well clearly you havent been to jupiter or college because everybody knows its boys that go to jupiter to get more stupider while girls go to college to do cool girl shit like breathing.

unexposedhazard , to greentext in Anon is a true romantic

Anon got a reply, thats would have been a good start, but no… He had to be horny brained.

Mammothmothman ,

Stewing your mind in the excrement of downbad incells and neets will do that.

imPastaSyndrome , to greentext in Anon is a true romantic

>Wanna Get barebacked?

"Fuggin typical femenoids complaining "

MFW

@_

BearOfaTime ,

And a supposed adult at 21…

What went wrong is anon never grew up - he’s still 13

SkaveRat ,

being an incel will do that

Shou ,

Being a woman hating imbicile will do that.

AVincentInSpace ,

We already said incel

Jax ,

What’s the implication here? They’re an incel because they hate women or they hate women because they’re an incel?

AVincentInSpace ,

The first one. There are a few exceptions, but overwhelmingly, incels are dudes who act like they are owed sex and call women “females” and then are surprised when none want to sleep with them

Jax ,

For one thing, there are plenty of female incels. For another, every male incel I’ve met does not hate women. I game online and have quite a few of them for friends. I think that conflating ‘incel’ and ‘hates women’ is morally repugnant.

The English language actually has the perfect word for what you want to say, and that’s ‘mysogynist’. Use your words correctly.

boonhet ,

Incel pretty much already means that.

Cringe moment is that when I was like 16 or 17, I too, identified with being an incel - I mean, I WAS INvoluntarily CELibate. So I browsed their subreddit for a while.

I quickly realized that those were guys who were not just involuntarily celibate. They all hated women.

Jax ,

It’s odd to me how you start by saying ‘incel = woman hater’, then showcase having the self awareness to recognize being involuntarily celibate without hating women, then loop back around to ‘incel = woman hater’.

WldFyre ,

There’s nothing wrong with being a virgin, but the term incel has more connotations than “involuntary celebrate.”

boonhet ,

Exactly my point.

WldFyre , (edited )

It’s the exact opposite of your point actually, thanks for playing, though

Edit: I can’t read, apparently

boonhet ,

Do read my comment again lmao

WldFyre ,

Oh shit you right! I’m so sorry, I didn’t check the usernames lol

boonhet ,

It’s just that they’ve adopted the label.

You could say you’re a fan of national socialism, but when you realize what people who refer to themselves as national socialists are, I don’t think you’ll want to use that label on yourself anymore.

SkaveRat , to greentext in Anon is a true romantic

Ive had a crush on you for a while

Good start

Are you down …

hmm

to get barebacked

aaaand derailed

Apytele ,

There were so many plot twists to this one, lol.

TriPolarBearz ,

Plot twist: she has difficulty with reading comprehension and understanding modern slang. She actually would have been interested in casual unprotected sex with him. But anon stopped reading and didn’t clarify himself.

Rolando ,

Alternate plot twist: she really loves horseback riding and always wanted to try riding a horse without a saddle (i.e. “bare back”) but was a little nervous and wanted someone to help her with it. One day, she told herself, she would find the right person to “bareback” with.

Then anon DMs her. “Yes,” she says, “I will bareback with you! meet me at the horse ranch.”

Anon’s like “horse ranch? wtf” but goes for it. The fated hour arrives and anon rolls with it. they all live happily ever after.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

…unless?

Although it was in person instead of text, I did hook up with someone I knew from highschool with basically the same direct approach. It helped that I knew she would find it funny.

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Hell, even “are you down…” isn’t bad. Suggested finishers:

  • …to get coffee?
  • …for a movie night?
  • …for lunch/dinner?
  • …to hang out and chat at the park?
  • …to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.

Buddahriffic ,
  • … with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
funkless_eck ,

you don’t even get to finish the last ah before she weds you

originalfrozenbanana ,

Damnit now I wanna smash

Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah

VaalaVasaVarde ,

What about

  • …to build my Rivendell Lego set?
  • …to play some Goldeneye?
  • …to paint my Skaven army?
RightHandOfIkaros ,

Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Who knows? Maybe she’s down…

  • …to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire.
  • …to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language.
  • …for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean…but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.
png ,
  • …to commit war crimes in Bosnia.
general_kitten ,

… to remove kebab

Birbatron ,

I hate that I’m doing this but the history need within me can’t let this one be

It’s the republic not the empire

Sorry I’ll leave now

DragonTypeWyvern ,

If she says yes to the Skaven it’s your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.

VaalaVasaVarde ,

Then we’re back to “Wanna smash?”

Voroxpete ,

Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.

Trust me, I did.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

That’s a grudgin

RightHandOfIkaros ,

"Are you down…:

  • … To get barebacked? Haha jk… Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that…
joshoff ,

What a shame — I kinda love it

Fermion ,

You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.

LittleBorat2 ,

He could have just copy pasted these bullet points

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor’s appointment lol “are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?”

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

You miss 100% of the shots you DO take if your shots are all thrown as hard as possible in the opposite direction of the basket…

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Nah, it might bounce off something and back into the basket. :) Extremely unlikely, but there’s a chance!

Mango ,

Honesty bad. Only good if you’re a good boy who don’t want no sex.

Serinus ,

It’s called tact. Maybe even basic social interaction. Also “to get barebacked”? How is that supposed to be appealing?

Hey, guess what. I like girls, but if an attractive girl comes up to me and says, “want me to shove my clam in your face?” my answer is going to be “what the fuck is wrong with you.”

Mango ,

You see, if women were actually interested in men, that wouldn’t be a thing. Apparently 80% of them are not. If a girl comes asking me for the throne like that, it’s gonna depend on the girl. Looks clean and healthy? Aww yeah, I’m not busy! Maybe I’ll call for an STD test with that kind of attitude.

atomicorange ,

Not everyone is that pathetic. Most of us actually want to interact with people and find out what they’re like before fucking them.

Mango ,

That only makes sense if you’re trying to have kids. Doesn’t matter for just sex. I would definitely recommend at least making sure they’re not the condom sabotage type. There’s nothing pathetic about casual sex. That mentality comes from jealousy. Go enjoy what you like. It doesn’t have to be that deep.

SupraMario ,

Are you the guy who wrote this green text? Go touch some grass kid…

Mango ,

I touch grass plenty. 😏

atomicorange ,

Lol not jealousy, just not so desperate I’d fuck anything that moves. I guess I can afford to have standards.

Mango ,

Your standards are just different from mine, and honestly kind of lame. I’d fuck anything that looks good and isn’t gonna make me sick or baby trap me. I’ve also got a standard for participation. Not interested in dead fish. Pretty high standards for looks and safety. Let me know how your ‘standards’ help your sex experience or how they’re even related.

kandoh ,

Women love sex, but there are social repercussions for women that enjoy sex and ‘give it up’ easy. Also, as the physically weaker partner they often don’t get to have the sort of sex they want to be having, instead having to lay there and get violently rammed into for 5 minutes.

Mango ,

Bro I am a bottom. Don’t tell me that.

kandoh ,

Than your issue is your potential sexual selection is an unnaturally small number for the same societal reasons

Mango ,

Why are you acting like I have an issue? I am fine. You all have hangups here.

kandoh ,

You’re the one posting like an incel

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Mango ,

Oh yeah, like I’m the one who’s got issues with sex and needs it to be so very special.

kandoh ,

Yeah just like that, perfect incel impression

Taleya ,

You see, if women were actually interested in men

Oh we’re definitely interested in men. Your experiences otherwise are solely to do with your personality, not your gender

Mango ,

I’m not referring to my experiences, but a poll I heard about.

Good luck with thinking you’re gonna make me feel bad.

GregorGizeh ,

Not sure I can believe any of the text because anon wasn’t immediately told to stay the fuck away or worse, and blocked.

She doesnt need to know the exact meaning, “I’m into you and want to do x with/to you” is clear enough that anon has romantic or sexual intent.

That anon got a not utterly revolted response to that hailmary is more an indication that the interest is mutual than not I’d say

HipsterTenZero , to lemmyshitpost in This is good stuff
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

Believe in the porn alt 2 that belives in you.

Thteven ,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Sex is like emotional support, I’ll take it where I can get it.

amio , to greentext in Anon is a true romantic

Probably real and heterosexual

ThrowawayPermanente ,

Pray for my people, we have lost our way

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in fish

Tastes like chicken

dosuser123456 , to programmer_humor in HTML with Excel
@dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

why

echodot , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit says cops are private contractors and all arrests are illegal.

Oh yeah, It makes total sense that it would work like that. This wouldn’t lead to chaos or anything

Smokeydope OP , to linuxmemes in What is this? (Its OC!)
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PlutoniumAcid , to linux in I got average monthly ratings for games on Wine AppDB, and seems like something happened in 2016.
@PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world avatar

Could you please plot this as a 100% area chart instead?

akash_rawal OP ,
PlutoniumAcid ,
@PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world avatar

That is a very different picture, isn’t it!

akash_rawal OP ,

It’s the same picture.

loaExMachina , to greentext in Anon is a true romantic

Could in theory be saved later by “Sorry, this message was inappropriate, if it’s any excuse I was drunk when I sent it.” If feeling confident, could be followed by “The part about having a crush on you was true tho.”.

Tyr_Raidho_Othala ,
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Could be saved by “Yeah, my dog chewed on my phone. He was the one who wrote the text message…”

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

“I was drunk with some friends and one of them sent that message from my phone, sorry!”

rbos ,
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“The keys are right next to each other”

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