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Viscirox , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this

This looks like one of those sticky toy hands.

Chocrates ,

His feet are probably stupidly strong since his toes are splayed so much. Or he is standing weird.

PenisDuckCuck9001 , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

My life long dream is to lick a block of Berylium and see what it tastes like. Are you SURE this chart is accurate?

haerrii , to programmerhumor in Emails are hard

It’s a german company. Be glad you are offered e-mails at all. The official german communication medium to this day is FAX.

Cobrachicken , (edited )

because it works, even in a crowdstrike

edit: typo

Carighan ,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

Did the fax go down from CrowdStrike? No. The superior communication medium!

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Fax? I ain’t using that modern bullshit. I will be writing letters, just like in the good ol’ days.

Miaou ,

My HR told me I could no longer email bills, but instead had to give them the original paper. I’m afraid somebody there will have a heart attack when I tell them that that PDF file is the original.

TheMightyCanuck , to memes in 󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

But those god damn German subs look fun as hell with fire ass memes…

Too bad I can’t fucking speak German

mrmetaverse ,

There’s a German word for that “KannverdammtnochmalkeinDeutschsprechen”

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ooh ooh my favorite is ‘Backpfeifengesicht’

Revan343 ,

I can’t even tell if you’re joking because I also don’t speak German

Varyk , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this

Like the hand of an eldritch creature pushing itself up from the soil.

CorrodedCranium , to insanepeoplefacebook in Discussions have been reignited!
@CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

I wonder if this came from someone reading about natural nuclear fission reactors.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think so. There’s this weird group of Hindu nationalists who think that this ancient civilization had all kinds of modern technology. Not just nukes- airplanes, computers, cars, etc.

jonne ,

Is the picture actually of glass, or is it water? It looks like it’s just puddles to me.

mozz , to noncredibledefense in [draws pistol with malicious intent]
@mozz@mbin.grits.dev avatar

William Faulkner has some wonderful stories about the WW1 days when people would go up in these rickety planes with a handgun, and take potshots with it with one hand while they flew the plane with the other, or take up a big basket of hand grenades and be lobbing them down at people on the ground while the people on the ground were shooting at them with infantry weapons.

Pilots in war have always been nuts, but there's levels of nuts.

PugJesus OP ,

I love seeing pictures of WW1 infantry preparing to let loose an anti-aircraft volley from their bolt-action rifles. What a wild time of military developments

mozz ,
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Somewhere there is a Vietnam book where an American pilot told a story about "One-Shot Charlie". There was an old Vietnamese man in some village who had some kind of ancient rifle, and every time they were flying nearby, he'd come out of his house and fire a single shot at the aircraft going past him half a mile up or whatever, and then go back inside. Just kind of a "I hate the fuck out of you but all I have is this rifle but fuck yes I will do my part."

They loved him. They never tried to attack him and I think would have been legitimately angry if someone had tried to hurt him. When you are in war you find your moments of safety and humor where you can.

tal ,
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Flight of the Intruder opens with an A-6 bombadier being hit and killed by a round from a bolt-action rifle at low altitude.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPofeRImxv8

takeda , to lemmyshitpost in Oh jeez
nifty OP ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Like, I can drink out of this thimble deep

Lemminary , (edited ) to insanepeoplefacebook in Do you see it too?

I wonder what the ancient Egyptians named their electrical companies. 🤔 I think Nile Current and Pyramid Power Co. sound pretty good

FlyingSquid OP ,
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𓂧𓅲𓈎𓅂 𓅂𓈖𓅂𓂋𓎼𓇌

Doodleschmit ,
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SCARAB FOREARM BIRD BIRD BIRD

Please_Do_Not ,

RamTutenkamen

nnullzz ,

𓂸

Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in Our True History

Can we see this evidence?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No.

Reverendender ,
Dasus ,
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Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in Discussions have been reignited!

If that was ground zero, then it’s in pretty darn good shape for having survived a nuclear detonation

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They really knew how to build shit back in the bronze age.

saltesc ,

It’s pronounced ‘nuc-u-lar’.

lgmjon64 ,

So you’re saying it was definitely built by advanced beings?

Checkmate, Nephthalim deniers.

Reverendender ,

I don’t see how one could reasonably reach any other conclusion

bitwolf , to linuxmemes in -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MEME-----

That’s just nfts with extra steps /s

Natanael ,

*fewer

mariusafa , to lemmyshitpost in Allow me to rock your perceptions

Hey hey people… (If you know you know)

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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PhlubbaDubba , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Oh jeez

I think the only country that’s legit happened to was Iraq,

Usually it’s more about how traumatized the POWs captured by your country’s soldiers were. Unbroken being the major cinematic example, and all the stories about Senator McCain refusing early release and being tortured for it and the guy who blinked reports of torture out in morse code while reading a hostage statement in Vietnam being the more “stuff of legends” examples.

American Sniper is the only one I’ve seen where it’s about how some soldier who didn’t experience anything above the typical background humm of war felt about the whole thing.

Probably because being a US military troop is the least dangerous it’s ever been, so the major condition most troops will face isn’t death or permanent injury, but instead PTSD from having faced combat or Survivor’s guilt from having been suddenly shifted off the rare doomed mission or patrol that still claims casualties at the last second.

Most enlisted troops are just career workers in camo with a REALLY rigorous on the job fitness program. There’s a reason the US is everyone’s intel and logistics repository, and it’s because for every dollar spent on actually fighting, ten get spent on building up so much intelligence that the deck is as stacked as it can be before the cards even come out of the box to be dealt.

Edit: get not grt

Lost_My_Mind ,

ten grt

Is this “ten are”, and a really bad typo? Or is grt some form of currency abbriviation I don’t get?

PhlubbaDubba ,

Ten get

atro_city ,

I think the only country that's legit happened to was Iraq,

Vietnam?

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

How do you forget Vietnam

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

I asked myself the same question in March of 2003

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

Drugs and alcohol, and lots of them.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Vietnam movies were usually either about POW experiences or about the absolute pointlessness of it all, which doesn’t really line up with “bombing your country and then making movies about how sad it made them”

I have literally never seen a depiction of Vietnam that was positive or shy of direct condemnation of how terrible it all was.

Seriously, even Forrest Gump’s innocent portrayal of it still managed to underline in bold that it was all pointless, needless, and cruel beyond reason.

turmacar ,

I have literally never seen a depiction of Vietnam that was positive or shy of direct condemnation of how terrible it all was.

Seriously, even Forrest Gump’s innocent portrayal of it still managed to underline in bold that it was all pointless, needless, and cruel beyond reason.

Not sure what about any of that doesn’t line up with “sad”. None of those adjectives border on happy or nonchalant.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Because that’s not “made the soldiers sad” it’s “this entire thing was awful and a fucking crime.”

You’re trying to insist that media that would agree that it was a bad thing is exploitation media because…it agrees with you?

It honestly seems like you’re just trying to argue because you don’t like someone pointing out that the meme isn’t fully accurate to what war media actually looks like historically and even today to some extent.

daltotron ,

No, I think the main point in contention is mostly just that the experience of the American GIs are always centered in these tellings of the stories to american audiences, and obviously that’s going to whitewash a lot of the history and context of a conflict and just transform it into “I got stationed in a random place I hated for a couple years and then I had to kill a bunch of people for reasons I didn’t understand while they tried to kill all my friends and then I got back home and got jack shit for it”. And then on top of that, those movies are going to be a lot about the psychological trauma that’s inflicting on those particular american GIs, and often, again, without a broader context of what system they’re placed into, it’s just sort of like, turned into sanitized hollywood melodrama, much like how they’ll sanitize any historical fiction into being oscar bait.

Obviously that’s not gonna really be the same experience as, say, some random guerilla fighter somewhere, or some random person who just lives in one of these places. About the only movies I can think of that actually attempted to expand on that particular perspective was good morning vietnam, where that’s touched on, but not explored, and maybe the breadwinner, which is a pretty good movie but also more just adjacent to what I’m talking about rather than directly in dialogue with it. I might be wrong on that one though, it’s been a while since I’ve seen it even though that movie is fucking good and you should watch it.

That’s my recommendation. Go watch “the breadwinner”.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

I think the only country that’s legit happened to was Iraq,

MAS*H (Korea)

Jarhead (Iraq, but the first time)

Lone Survivor (Afghanistan)

The Men Who Stare at Goats (Guantanamo Bay Torture Facility in Cuba)

Letters from Iwo Jima (Pacific Theater - WW2)

Saving Private Ryan (European Theater - WW2)

Heartbreak Ridge (Grenada)

The Good Shepherd (Bay of Pigs Invasion, Cuba)

Full Metal Jacket (Vietnam)

Rambo (Vietnam)

Apocalypse Now (Vietnam)

We Were Soldiers (Vietnam)

Good Morning, Vietnam (Vietnam)

wizardbeard ,

Yes, because fucking Rambo of all movies is about how bad american soldiers felt about what they did.

Thanks for the laugh

theangryseal ,

Rambo is just dood in ban danna shooting musheen gun and holding big nife.

I’m just being a dick. I haven’t seen it since I was around 7 so that’s all it was for me haha.

lath ,

It’s actually about how shitty US vets are treated by the US. But the pew-pew takes lead in the eyes of most viewers, yes.

wizardbeard ,

Yes, because fucking Rambo of all movies is about how bad american soldiers felt about what they did.

Thanks for the laugh

mlg ,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar
Blackmist ,

It’s funny, but it’s not true.

It’s something like “the gallant people of Afghanistan” and always was.

random_character_a ,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

It was on TV month ago and that screencap is how it read. I remembered because I commented my son about it.

Regional differences?

Blackmist ,

Possibly.

The English language version is here at 2:30

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9pV1JrRI4w

It’s not out of the question because Afghanistan were on our side back then, and by on our side, I mean America gave them weapons to fight the Russians, and then abandoned them immediately the second Russia gave up.

It’s just I’ve never seen any real evidence of it… It’s always just that one still which seems to be from a second or so before the real one.

booly ,

The first Rambo was definitely about PTSD and how the act of killing fucks up American soldiers.

turmacar ,

I think you’re confusing Rambo First Blood, which is about how fucked up he was after coming back from Vietnam, with the Rambo sequels, which are about how cool it is to blow stuff up.

SRo ,

Yes, it is, have you ever seen the movie? What a dumb comment.

sartalon ,

I don’t think you’ve seen some of these movies if you think it has anything to do with how sad it made them.

FordBeeblebrox ,

MASH is about saving war casualties and they make light of it all the while

Saving Priyate Ryan is a WW2 movie that happens whether or not Matt Damon is involved

Jarhead is an accurate portrayal of the Suck

Not sure what point OP is trying to make here

FordBeeblebrox ,

Just to pick one, Jarhead is not repeat not a war film. It’s about the Suck and sometimes you train for training sake

hungryphrog ,

I don’t know about the others, but MAS*H seems to be heavily anti-war. Hawkeye obviously has deep contempt for the war and generals, and the more pro-war characters are decipted as insufferable pieces of shit.

FordBeeblebrox ,

As others have said there’s a bunch more, but the one that really grinds my gears is The Covenant

We really spent 20 years telling these terps they and their families would be safe, then just fucking left and made a MOVIE about that shitty bullshit underhanded move?

Put every single goddamn joint chief in front of congress and ask why this is a fictional tale

PhlubbaDubba ,

Honestly what gets me about evac failures and abandonments is the Berlin Airlift.

We had the logistics to mount a months long rescue operation that could get everyone fleeing out decades before these rushed withdrawals.

Everyone in Saigon and Kabul could have been gotten out, fuck we could have mounted a rolling evac bringing collaborators behind lines and transporting them in a trickle so that the last folks out are in a relatively empty air schedule. Expanding and contracting sphere, keep everyone who’s in it willingly behind the line so long as they willingly continue to move with it.

FordBeeblebrox ,

We go in get the resource then leave. Werner van Braun got a first class ticket to the US

Soldiers in the sandbox were playing COD on Xboxes in the hooch before going out to a real life version where people lived in bombed out huts, then promising if you work with us you’ll get a better life in America

The US military has many faults but logistics is not one. Every single terp and their cousin could be living in Milwaukee right now…but we fucking chose not to.

Pushing functional birds off a carrier deck to make room for people is the definition of Churchill’s quote. Americans will do the right thing after exhausting every other option.

Donebrach ,
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

This presupposes that every single person working to make change in their home is willing to just up and leave at a moments notice (or years in advance, which kind of undermines the entire motive to want to effect change, again in their home)

PhlubbaDubba ,

I’d imagine all but the densest motherfuckers on the face of the earth would see that the force standing between them and summary execution at best is calling the retreat and realize the value of being alive somewhere else vs dying on the patch of dirt you happened to feel the most attached to at that moment.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

the only country that’s legit happened to was Iraq

😂😂😂😂😂

Crazyslinkz , to insanepeoplefacebook in Do you see it too?

This is amazing, omg 😲 why didn’t we see this before! Egyptians had electricity and only this guy found it…

/s (in case…)

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Have you not seen those big teslacoil defence tower–monolith things? How did you think those were powered?

Crazyslinkz ,

Sacrifices? God’s will? Oh no, sorry aliens… it was aliens 👽

I’m no Egyptologist, but I think I saw on the interwebs someone had proof it was aliens, they just can’t share the proof right now…

/s (again)

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Alien sacrifices for favourable gods will, yes, that is correct.
And yes, it was (mostly) aliens bcs if higher copper concentration in their blood.

How could anyone believe Egyptians had electricity by wire, that doesn’t make any sense.

dohpaz42 ,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, definitely aliens, because no way did those Brown people ever come up with how to build such complex structures. Nope. Definitely aliens. White aliens at that. Probably from the Anglo Saxon galaxy.

Kerb , (edited )
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

those where obviously fueled with the refined tiberium they imported from Agarttha

hakunawazo ,

They only built the pyramids because a voice shouted: “Silos needed”.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Makes sense, can’t have minerals from Agarttha piling up out in the open.

saltesc ,

If you use an emoji here, it’s assumed you’re being sarcastic and pretending to be one of them

Crazyslinkz ,

Well, I never know in today’s internet. That’s why I said “in case”.

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