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Hikermick , to insanepeoplefacebook in They chipped the bullets out of flint nodules.

Obviously ancient aliens with pistols

ininewcrow , to memes in oh damn, I guess that’s where it went
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

As a Canadian this kind of meme doesn’t really work any more because most of our grandfathers refer to their grandfathers who fought in any war.

bloubz ,

Yes but not everyone on the internet is 20

humbletightband ,

This meme is as old as Call of Duty 2

HK65 ,

Meanwhile in Ukraine:

Zoomers doing drone trickshot killstreaks

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to foodporn in Fried Mozzarella and Caramelized Peach Caprese Burger

Do you mind if I steal this picture for a community I moderate?

Okokimup OP ,
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Depends, whats the community and what are you using it for?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Thanks!

Anyolduser ,

Please be crimes against food, please be crimes against food…

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

lemmy.world/post/18052847

Anyolduser ,

Fucking outstanding!

Marduk73 , to memes in oh damn, I guess that’s where it went
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I laughed a little too much at this.

VaalaVasaVarde , to lemmyshitpost in homer

Say that quickly 5 times

LemmySoloHer , to pics in Yellow shrimp and the Phipps
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It might depend on how many people are familiar with the flowers but “Yellow Shrimp and The Phipps” sounds like a worthy name to post on !fakebandnames

southsamurai , to insanepeoplefacebook in They chipped the bullets out of flint nodules.
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That’s not even a bullet hole. Bullet holes in bone have distinct characteristics that this one doesn’t have.

Looks like it was reamed out tbh

TexasDrunk ,

It was probably done with a laser gun!

Seriously, a bullet would have cracked it around the impact site. It also wouldn’t be perfectly round. I thought these types overlapped a lot with gun nuts. Why the hell isn’t this being called out?

Twitches , to insanepeoplefacebook in Can't say I have sovcit.

So looking at this from a logical point of view let’s say you could actually do this considering the weight of a vehicle wouldn’t that be like over $5,000 worth of stamps.

Edit: I would think that would completely negate the entire reasoning behind this also USPS is United States postal service which is owned by the United States government so…

Lost_My_Mind , to aww in Behold! "Must-Watch TV!"

Dr Weird: “Gentleman…BEHOLD!!! I’ve turned myself into A HOUSE CAT!!!”

Steve: “Errmm…heeey, cool…but why though?”

Dr Weird: “So I can get free belly rubs, Steve!!! Why do you think??? Have you seen the price of rent these days??? I got it made!!!”

My name is…

ma11ie ,

Dr Weird: “NOW give me a belly rub Steve!”

Steve: “Errm I’m not sure that’s a good idea. Remember what happened last time?”

Dr Weird: “But this time will be different, STEVE!”

Steve: Rubs belly. Decapitated by cat claws.

Dr Weird: “FOOL! This is no different at all!”

Steve: Body twitching on the ground

“MY NAME IS…”

Fleppensteijn , to lemmyshitpost in What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.
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A Dutch joke?

(keurig = neat, decent, proper)

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Man I really wish I was smart enough to have thought of that beforehand. Uhh, yes!

Is that actually true? Because that’s a great accidental joke.

SpicyLizards , to lemmyshitpost in homer

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/f8fb9e84-fec7-46b4-9542-b8627d2ea9c5.gif

MeatsOfRage , to lemmyshitpost in Great Read!

Sit still so I can smell ya

dactylotheca , to aww in Behold! "Must-Watch TV!"
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Kittyvision 3000

BruceTwarzen , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sounds legit sovcit.

It’s funny that all these people have a worse handwriting that my 7 year old nephew

verity_kindle , to linux in What else should I help seed?

Anna’s Archive can always use help

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